| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
50.44 |
1.0692 |
0.1532 |
103 |
8 |
38.86 |
2025-01-31 |
| 2. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
49.91 |
1.0557 |
0.1527 |
68 |
11 |
30.97 |
2024-09-29 |
| 3. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
49.51 |
1.0889 |
0.1107 |
162 |
9 |
40.37 |
2024-07-12 |
| 4. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
48.90 |
0.9907 |
0.1930 |
56 |
6 |
37.13 |
2024-06-22 |
| 5. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
48.61 |
1.0706 |
0.1055 |
56 |
8 |
35.93 |
2025-02-17 |
| 6. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
48.24 |
1.0953 |
0.0732 |
117 |
7 |
40.59 |
2025-02-12 |
| 7. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
48.23 |
1.1086 |
0.0595 |
81 |
9 |
35.94 |
2024-07-09 |
| 8. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
48.08 |
1.1018 |
0.0622 |
99 |
8 |
40.68 |
2024-07-10 |
| 9. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
47.14 |
1.0738 |
0.0686 |
114 |
10 |
34.81 |
2024-07-09 |
| 10. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
47.12 |
1.0596 |
0.0800 |
91 |
14 |
37.67 |
2024-07-23 |
| 11. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
46.95 |
1.1443 |
-0.0085 |
86 |
6 |
41.43 |
2024-08-04 |
| 12. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
46.92 |
1.0684 |
0.0669 |
142 |
9 |
38.32 |
2024-11-15 |
| 13. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
46.87 |
0.9958 |
0.1378 |
55 |
7 |
33.46 |
2024-06-18 |
| 14. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
45.96 |
1.0476 |
0.0631 |
81 |
7 |
34.99 |
2024-08-30 |
| 15. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
45.93 |
1.0688 |
0.0429 |
97 |
8 |
38.02 |
2024-08-11 |
| 16. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
45.87 |
1.0703 |
0.0404 |
122 |
7 |
39.88 |
2024-08-26 |
| 17. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
45.83 |
1.0928 |
0.0156 |
110 |
10 |
35.70 |
2024-08-22 |
| 18. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
45.51 |
1.0329 |
0.0700 |
119 |
8 |
39.71 |
2024-09-07 |
| 19. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
45.44 |
1.0698 |
0.0264 |
122 |
6 |
34.28 |
2024-08-11 |
| 20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
45.22 |
1.0783 |
0.0183 |
110 |
8 |
33.91 |
2024-09-10 |
| 21. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
45.14 |
0.9831 |
0.1109 |
158 |
9 |
30.94 |
2024-05-19 |
| 22. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
45.05 |
1.0308 |
0.0603 |
120 |
2 |
42.11 |
2024-04-28 |
| 23. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
45.01 |
1.0061 |
0.0819 |
53 |
6 |
32.08 |
2025-02-17 |
| 24. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
45.01 |
1.0973 |
-0.0108 |
121 |
5 |
39.93 |
2024-09-17 |
| 25. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
44.97 |
1.0168 |
0.0720 |
74 |
7 |
34.94 |
2024-08-19 |
| 26. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
44.92 |
1.1273 |
-0.0394 |
67 |
6 |
33.96 |
2024-08-26 |
| 27. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
44.09 |
0.9805 |
0.0860 |
65 |
3 |
38.82 |
2024-08-16 |
| 28. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
43.96 |
0.9773 |
0.0851 |
109 |
13 |
32.50 |
2024-07-17 |
| 29. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
43.87 |
1.0319 |
0.0308 |
71 |
7 |
37.58 |
2024-07-27 |
| 30. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
43.85 |
1.0516 |
0.0114 |
127 |
6 |
37.62 |
2025-01-27 |
| 31. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
43.43 |
1.0062 |
0.0459 |
89 |
10 |
30.82 |
2025-02-17 |
| 32. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
43.36 |
1.0560 |
-0.0054 |
134 |
13 |
35.23 |
2025-01-07 |
| 33. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
43.27 |
1.0389 |
0.0073 |
90 |
8 |
34.97 |
2024-07-22 |
| 34. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
43.16 |
0.9886 |
0.0569 |
91 |
9 |
32.88 |
2024-06-06 |
| 35. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
42.96 |
1.1245 |
-0.0838 |
71 |
7 |
36.52 |
2024-06-29 |
| 36. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
42.90 |
0.9720 |
0.0680 |
146 |
9 |
34.66 |
2024-08-30 |
| 37. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
42.85 |
1.0857 |
-0.0487 |
138 |
7 |
35.09 |
2024-08-10 |
| 38. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
42.62 |
1.0305 |
-0.0001 |
93 |
6 |
37.12 |
2024-09-23 |
| 39. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
42.56 |
0.9839 |
0.0481 |
89 |
4 |
36.47 |
2024-12-06 |
| 40. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
42.39 |
0.9581 |
0.0666 |
79 |
11 |
31.93 |
2024-08-10 |
| 41. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
42.31 |
1.0464 |
-0.0228 |
138 |
10 |
34.43 |
2024-07-04 |
| 42. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
42.01 |
1.0107 |
0.0036 |
154 |
11 |
36.44 |
2024-12-04 |
| 43. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
41.79 |
1.0295 |
-0.0173 |
155 |
9 |
34.39 |
2024-08-22 |
| 44. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
41.67 |
1.0474 |
-0.0381 |
223 |
4 |
40.24 |
2024-06-25 |
| 45. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
41.63 |
1.0431 |
-0.0338 |
114 |
11 |
32.97 |
2024-12-08 |
| 46. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
41.54 |
0.9798 |
0.0284 |
96 |
7 |
33.84 |
2024-08-06 |
| 47. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
41.50 |
1.0567 |
-0.0504 |
81 |
7 |
32.66 |
2024-06-22 |
| 48. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
41.18 |
0.9958 |
-0.0002 |
82 |
8 |
31.75 |
2024-09-29 |
| 49. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
41.14 |
1.0040 |
-0.0072 |
61 |
3 |
35.25 |
2024-08-26 |
| 50. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
41.07 |
1.0276 |
-0.0332 |
75 |
9 |
36.01 |
2024-08-01 |
| 51. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
41.07 |
1.0582 |
-0.0601 |
123 |
5 |
37.10 |
2024-07-23 |
| 52. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
40.93 |
1.0398 |
-0.0487 |
63 |
9 |
34.14 |
2024-06-25 |
| 53. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
40.91 |
1.0413 |
-0.0488 |
106 |
6 |
31.26 |
2024-08-19 |
| 54. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
40.61 |
1.0175 |
-0.0344 |
66 |
5 |
35.19 |
2025-01-07 |
| 55. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
40.37 |
1.0243 |
-0.0461 |
188 |
6 |
35.64 |
2024-06-22 |
| 56. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
40.31 |
1.0037 |
-0.0277 |
79 |
7 |
31.19 |
2024-08-16 |
| 57. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
39.89 |
1.0577 |
-0.0942 |
77 |
6 |
30.74 |
2024-08-22 |
| 58. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
39.79 |
0.8968 |
0.0683 |
85 |
6 |
33.71 |
2024-08-30 |
| 59. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
39.75 |
0.9863 |
-0.0264 |
66 |
11 |
28.97 |
2024-06-23 |
| 60. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
39.74 |
0.9923 |
-0.0284 |
121 |
13 |
30.65 |
2024-07-27 |
| 61. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
39.69 |
0.9900 |
-0.0288 |
96 |
15 |
30.55 |
2024-09-22 |
| 62. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
39.57 |
0.9992 |
-0.0402 |
81 |
8 |
33.70 |
2024-08-16 |
| 63. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
39.45 |
0.9823 |
-0.0257 |
79 |
8 |
34.52 |
2024-07-29 |
| 64. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
39.40 |
1.0511 |
-0.0962 |
110 |
7 |
33.98 |
2024-08-16 |
| 65. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
39.37 |
1.0206 |
-0.0670 |
103 |
14 |
32.58 |
2025-01-31 |
| 66. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
39.33 |
0.9177 |
0.0341 |
64 |
10 |
31.98 |
2025-01-10 |
| 67. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
39.28 |
0.9925 |
-0.0424 |
143 |
11 |
32.86 |
2024-07-04 |
| 68. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
39.18 |
0.9999 |
-0.0489 |
76 |
7 |
33.21 |
2024-06-15 |
| 69. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
39.07 |
0.9763 |
-0.0303 |
165 |
9 |
33.48 |
2024-08-03 |
| 70. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
39.04 |
1.0540 |
-0.1101 |
74 |
5 |
31.34 |
2024-06-04 |
| 71. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
38.92 |
1.0280 |
-0.0860 |
119 |
5 |
32.77 |
2023-12-13 |
| 72. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
38.89 |
0.9646 |
-0.0214 |
96 |
13 |
32.43 |
2023-12-19 |
| 73. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
38.87 |
0.9638 |
-0.0251 |
86 |
8 |
31.69 |
2024-09-27 |
| 74. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
38.61 |
1.0134 |
-0.0769 |
103 |
17 |
31.28 |
2025-01-10 |
| 75. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
38.58 |
0.9416 |
-0.0088 |
131 |
15 |
32.47 |
2024-12-08 |
| 76. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
38.49 |
1.0294 |
-0.0999 |
57 |
5 |
34.20 |
2024-08-06 |
| 77. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
38.38 |
0.9505 |
-0.0228 |
74 |
7 |
36.13 |
2024-12-08 |
| 78. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
38.35 |
1.0319 |
-0.1033 |
87 |
7 |
32.29 |
2025-02-12 |
| 79. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
38.01 |
0.9846 |
-0.0645 |
144 |
6 |
34.93 |
2024-08-26 |
| 80. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
37.96 |
0.9157 |
0.0030 |
116 |
9 |
34.94 |
2024-07-27 |
| 81. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
37.43 |
1.0968 |
-0.2122 |
64 |
8 |
28.55 |
2023-08-18 |
| 82. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
37.34 |
1.0417 |
-0.1385 |
101 |
7 |
34.03 |
2024-08-23 |
| 83. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
37.18 |
0.9831 |
-0.0851 |
107 |
7 |
30.26 |
2024-09-24 |
| 84. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
37.03 |
1.0407 |
-0.1451 |
97 |
6 |
32.21 |
2024-03-31 |
| 85. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
36.98 |
1.0175 |
-0.1251 |
105 |
7 |
29.69 |
2024-12-05 |
| 86. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
36.88 |
1.0156 |
-0.1225 |
106 |
6 |
30.02 |
2024-07-22 |
| 87. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
36.61 |
1.0787 |
-0.1946 |
63 |
7 |
33.69 |
2024-06-25 |
| 88. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
36.19 |
1.0499 |
-0.1756 |
113 |
10 |
33.31 |
2024-09-17 |
| 89. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
35.30 |
1.0635 |
-0.2027 |
69 |
2 |
32.13 |
2023-08-02 |
| 90. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
35.23 |
0.9403 |
-0.0891 |
59 |
15 |
29.45 |
2024-07-27 |
| 91. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
35.22 |
0.9690 |
-0.1158 |
68 |
7 |
31.52 |
2024-04-29 |
| 92. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
35.18 |
0.9614 |
-0.1089 |
142 |
9 |
30.51 |
2024-04-29 |
| 93. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
34.98 |
1.0259 |
-0.1796 |
53 |
5 |
28.35 |
2024-04-30 |
| 94. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
34.43 |
0.9955 |
-0.1619 |
121 |
8 |
30.60 |
2024-08-10 |
| 95. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
34.02 |
0.9008 |
-0.0774 |
129 |
5 |
29.13 |
2024-08-03 |
| 96. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
33.32 |
1.0082 |
-0.2004 |
107 |
5 |
29.79 |
2025-01-10 |
| 97. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
31.59 |
0.9741 |
-0.2093 |
101 |
2 |
31.32 |
2023-09-14 |
| 98. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
31.04 |
0.9563 |
-0.2071 |
69 |
1 |
31.04 |
2023-10-27 |
| 99. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
30.73 |
0.8672 |
-0.1238 |
115 |
4 |
26.23 |
2024-06-15 |