| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
98.68 |
1.1086 |
0.4224 |
81 |
1 |
98.68 |
2023-06-14 |
| 2. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
85.49 |
1.0294 |
0.2970 |
57 |
3 |
75.92 |
2023-06-14 |
| 3. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
84.25 |
1.0973 |
0.2099 |
121 |
3 |
82.69 |
2023-06-14 |
| 4. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
75.99 |
1.1273 |
0.0517 |
67 |
2 |
73.49 |
2023-06-14 |
| 5. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
75.63 |
0.9863 |
0.1871 |
66 |
1 |
75.63 |
2023-06-14 |
| 6. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
73.82 |
1.0516 |
0.0937 |
127 |
1 |
73.82 |
2023-06-14 |
| 7. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
73.42 |
1.0596 |
0.0795 |
91 |
1 |
73.42 |
2023-06-14 |
| 8. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
72.85 |
0.9999 |
0.1304 |
76 |
1 |
72.85 |
2023-06-14 |
| 9. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
71.33 |
1.0305 |
0.0762 |
93 |
2 |
65.11 |
2023-06-14 |
| 10. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
70.34 |
1.0738 |
0.0175 |
114 |
1 |
70.34 |
2023-06-14 |
| 11. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
69.53 |
1.0889 |
-0.0101 |
162 |
2 |
68.75 |
2023-06-14 |
| 12. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
69.26 |
0.9839 |
0.0907 |
89 |
3 |
63.16 |
2023-06-14 |
| 13. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
67.49 |
0.9958 |
0.0513 |
82 |
1 |
67.49 |
2023-06-14 |
| 14. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
66.88 |
0.9831 |
0.0546 |
158 |
1 |
66.88 |
2023-06-14 |
| 15. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
66.79 |
1.0560 |
-0.0197 |
134 |
2 |
65.38 |
2023-06-14 |
| 16. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
66.42 |
1.0407 |
-0.0102 |
97 |
1 |
66.42 |
2023-06-14 |
| 17. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
66.26 |
0.9741 |
0.0539 |
101 |
1 |
66.26 |
2023-06-14 |
| 18. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
66.20 |
0.9805 |
0.0466 |
65 |
1 |
66.20 |
2023-06-14 |
| 19. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
66.05 |
1.0413 |
-0.0165 |
106 |
1 |
66.05 |
2023-06-14 |
| 20. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
64.69 |
0.9823 |
0.0214 |
79 |
1 |
64.69 |
2023-06-14 |
| 21. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
63.38 |
0.9403 |
0.0431 |
59 |
1 |
63.38 |
2023-06-14 |
| 22. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
62.96 |
1.0134 |
-0.0366 |
103 |
3 |
56.41 |
2023-06-15 |
| 23. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
62.59 |
0.9907 |
-0.0196 |
56 |
1 |
62.59 |
2023-06-14 |
| 24. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
61.71 |
1.0857 |
-0.1283 |
138 |
1 |
61.71 |
2023-06-14 |
| 25. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
60.35 |
0.9763 |
-0.0400 |
165 |
2 |
50.39 |
2023-06-14 |
| 26. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
59.15 |
0.9992 |
-0.0815 |
81 |
1 |
59.15 |
2023-06-14 |
| 27. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
58.56 |
1.0243 |
-0.1157 |
188 |
1 |
58.56 |
2023-06-14 |
| 28. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
58.13 |
0.9831 |
-0.0812 |
107 |
1 |
58.13 |
2023-06-14 |
| 29. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
57.94 |
0.9177 |
-0.0187 |
64 |
2 |
56.76 |
2023-06-14 |
| 30. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
56.28 |
0.9925 |
-0.1193 |
143 |
1 |
56.28 |
2023-06-14 |
| 31. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
54.42 |
0.9505 |
-0.1062 |
74 |
1 |
54.42 |
2023-06-14 |
| 32. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
52.51 |
1.0329 |
-0.2182 |
119 |
1 |
52.51 |
2023-06-14 |
| 33. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
52.47 |
1.0206 |
-0.2065 |
103 |
1 |
52.47 |
2023-06-14 |
| 34. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
51.88 |
1.0582 |
-0.2533 |
123 |
1 |
51.88 |
2023-06-14 |
| 35. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
49.94 |
0.9581 |
-0.1833 |
79 |
1 |
49.94 |
2023-06-14 |
| 36. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
49.27 |
0.9886 |
-0.2242 |
91 |
2 |
49.14 |
2023-06-14 |
| 37. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
49.22 |
0.8968 |
-0.1331 |
85 |
1 |
49.22 |
2023-06-14 |