| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
78.58 |
1.0295 |
-1.0221 |
155 |
1 |
78.58 |
2020-12-20 |
| 2. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
76.38 |
1.0889 |
-1.1068 |
162 |
2 |
72.86 |
2020-12-29 |
| 3. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
76.30 |
0.9958 |
-0.9953 |
82 |
2 |
73.64 |
2020-12-20 |
| 4. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
74.30 |
1.0319 |
-1.0171 |
87 |
1 |
74.30 |
2020-12-29 |
| 5. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
73.33 |
1.0474 |
-1.0105 |
223 |
1 |
73.33 |
2020-12-29 |
| 6. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
71.34 |
1.0684 |
-1.0450 |
142 |
2 |
67.20 |
2020-12-29 |
| 7. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
70.55 |
0.9638 |
-0.9313 |
86 |
2 |
63.66 |
2020-12-20 |
| 8. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
70.06 |
1.0280 |
-1.0201 |
119 |
1 |
70.06 |
2020-12-29 |
| 9. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
67.69 |
1.1245 |
-1.0745 |
71 |
1 |
67.69 |
2020-12-20 |
| 10. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
67.17 |
1.0703 |
-1.0419 |
122 |
1 |
67.17 |
2020-12-29 |
| 11. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
67.10 |
1.0577 |
-1.0093 |
77 |
1 |
67.10 |
2020-12-29 |
| 12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
66.96 |
1.0783 |
-1.0975 |
110 |
1 |
66.96 |
2020-12-29 |
| 13. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
66.24 |
0.9839 |
-1.0047 |
89 |
1 |
66.24 |
2020-12-29 |
| 14. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
65.24 |
1.0511 |
-1.0507 |
110 |
2 |
64.86 |
2020-12-20 |
| 15. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
63.92 |
1.0516 |
-1.0250 |
127 |
1 |
63.92 |
2020-12-29 |
| 16. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
63.17 |
1.0308 |
-1.0234 |
120 |
1 |
63.17 |
2020-12-29 |
| 17. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
62.56 |
0.9505 |
-0.9665 |
74 |
1 |
62.56 |
2020-12-29 |
| 18. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
62.44 |
0.9773 |
-0.9896 |
109 |
1 |
62.44 |
2020-12-29 |
| 19. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
61.80 |
0.9763 |
-0.9635 |
165 |
1 |
61.80 |
2020-12-20 |
| 20. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
60.75 |
1.0706 |
-1.0390 |
56 |
1 |
60.75 |
2020-12-29 |
| 21. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
58.65 |
1.0243 |
-1.0329 |
188 |
1 |
58.65 |
2020-12-20 |
| 22. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
57.73 |
0.8968 |
-0.8262 |
85 |
1 |
57.73 |
2020-12-20 |
| 23. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
56.28 |
0.9157 |
-0.9361 |
116 |
1 |
56.28 |
2020-12-20 |
| 24. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
54.69 |
0.9907 |
-1.0162 |
56 |
1 |
54.69 |
2020-12-20 |
| 25. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
54.61 |
0.9741 |
-0.9660 |
101 |
1 |
54.61 |
2020-12-29 |
| 26. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
53.46 |
0.9831 |
-0.9668 |
158 |
1 |
53.46 |
2020-12-29 |
| 27. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
50.11 |
1.0294 |
-0.9765 |
57 |
1 |
50.11 |
2020-12-29 |