| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
123.94 |
1.0628 |
0.1884 |
68 |
2 |
114.67 |
2022-08-17 |
| 2. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
123.64 |
1.0933 |
0.1551 |
110 |
1 |
123.64 |
2022-08-15 |
| 3. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
121.60 |
1.0453 |
0.1826 |
114 |
2 |
114.66 |
2022-08-16 |
| 4. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
121.50 |
1.1460 |
0.0808 |
86 |
1 |
121.50 |
2022-08-16 |
| 5. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
120.27 |
0.9893 |
0.2239 |
66 |
1 |
120.27 |
2022-08-15 |
| 6. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
118.06 |
1.0052 |
0.1868 |
76 |
2 |
112.84 |
2022-08-16 |
| 7. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
114.81 |
1.0476 |
0.1117 |
138 |
4 |
107.67 |
2022-08-19 |
| 8. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
114.67 |
1.0595 |
0.0991 |
134 |
4 |
110.43 |
2022-08-16 |
| 9. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
111.86 |
0.9413 |
0.1878 |
131 |
1 |
111.86 |
2022-08-15 |
| 10. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
111.59 |
1.0322 |
0.0959 |
87 |
1 |
111.59 |
2022-08-15 |
| 11. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
111.52 |
1.0626 |
0.0639 |
74 |
1 |
111.52 |
2022-08-17 |
| 12. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
110.33 |
1.0670 |
0.0482 |
97 |
1 |
110.33 |
2022-08-15 |
| 13. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
109.96 |
1.0712 |
0.0399 |
114 |
1 |
109.96 |
2022-08-15 |
| 14. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
109.57 |
0.9934 |
0.1142 |
56 |
3 |
85.84 |
2022-08-19 |
| 15. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
109.00 |
0.9899 |
0.1120 |
96 |
1 |
109.00 |
2022-08-15 |
| 16. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
108.12 |
1.1237 |
-0.0317 |
71 |
1 |
108.12 |
2022-08-18 |
| 17. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
107.46 |
1.0331 |
0.0547 |
93 |
1 |
107.46 |
2022-08-15 |
| 18. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
107.27 |
1.0388 |
0.0445 |
106 |
2 |
98.55 |
2022-08-19 |
| 19. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
106.19 |
1.0318 |
0.0411 |
119 |
2 |
99.64 |
2022-08-19 |
| 20. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
106.11 |
1.0169 |
0.0562 |
53 |
1 |
106.11 |
2022-08-15 |
| 21. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
106.04 |
1.0966 |
-0.0248 |
121 |
1 |
106.04 |
2022-08-17 |
| 22. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
105.92 |
1.0120 |
0.0569 |
61 |
1 |
105.92 |
2022-08-16 |
| 23. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
105.23 |
1.0814 |
-0.0186 |
110 |
1 |
105.23 |
2022-08-15 |
| 24. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
104.39 |
1.0003 |
0.0551 |
81 |
2 |
102.50 |
2022-08-16 |
| 25. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
103.86 |
1.0425 |
0.0078 |
97 |
1 |
103.86 |
2022-08-15 |
| 26. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
102.98 |
0.9945 |
0.0441 |
91 |
3 |
91.88 |
2022-08-18 |
| 27. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
102.91 |
1.0103 |
0.0293 |
89 |
1 |
102.91 |
2022-08-15 |
| 28. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
102.78 |
1.0181 |
0.0184 |
66 |
1 |
102.78 |
2022-08-18 |
| 29. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
102.22 |
1.0848 |
-0.0497 |
63 |
2 |
91.42 |
2022-08-19 |
| 30. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
101.78 |
0.9926 |
0.0360 |
143 |
1 |
101.78 |
2022-08-15 |
| 31. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
101.33 |
0.9845 |
0.0385 |
144 |
3 |
96.97 |
2022-08-16 |
| 32. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
99.33 |
0.9223 |
0.0813 |
64 |
1 |
99.33 |
2022-08-19 |
| 33. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
99.33 |
1.0607 |
-0.0561 |
77 |
1 |
99.33 |
2022-08-16 |
| 34. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
97.26 |
0.9796 |
0.0036 |
109 |
2 |
92.06 |
2022-08-16 |
| 35. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
96.98 |
1.0858 |
-0.1074 |
138 |
1 |
96.98 |
2022-08-16 |
| 36. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
96.41 |
1.0329 |
-0.0579 |
57 |
2 |
86.68 |
2022-08-16 |
| 37. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
95.66 |
0.9609 |
0.0057 |
142 |
1 |
95.66 |
2022-04-04 |
| 38. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
94.64 |
0.9009 |
0.0544 |
129 |
1 |
94.64 |
2022-08-15 |
| 39. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
93.60 |
1.0439 |
-0.0985 |
90 |
1 |
93.60 |
2022-08-15 |
| 40. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
93.45 |
0.9792 |
-0.0353 |
158 |
1 |
93.45 |
2022-08-15 |
| 41. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
92.94 |
1.0314 |
-0.0930 |
53 |
1 |
92.94 |
2022-08-15 |
| 42. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
92.68 |
1.0209 |
-0.0840 |
154 |
3 |
87.38 |
2022-08-15 |
| 43. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
92.29 |
0.9693 |
-0.0373 |
101 |
1 |
92.29 |
2022-08-19 |
| 44. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
91.91 |
1.1052 |
-0.1777 |
99 |
1 |
91.91 |
2022-08-15 |
| 45. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
91.48 |
1.0741 |
-0.1485 |
122 |
1 |
91.48 |
2022-04-12 |
| 46. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
89.71 |
1.0738 |
-0.1681 |
142 |
1 |
89.71 |
2022-08-18 |
| 47. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
88.45 |
0.9903 |
-0.0960 |
121 |
2 |
80.37 |
2022-08-15 |
| 48. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
85.31 |
1.0113 |
-0.1492 |
79 |
1 |
85.31 |
2022-04-04 |
| 49. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
85.03 |
0.9711 |
-0.1123 |
68 |
1 |
85.03 |
2022-08-15 |
| 50. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
84.72 |
1.0457 |
-0.1904 |
223 |
1 |
84.72 |
2022-08-18 |
| 51. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
84.12 |
0.9998 |
-0.1514 |
55 |
1 |
84.12 |
2022-08-16 |
| 52. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
83.06 |
1.0040 |
-0.1639 |
107 |
1 |
83.06 |
2022-08-19 |
| 53. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
81.37 |
1.0311 |
-0.2086 |
71 |
1 |
81.37 |
2022-08-15 |
| 54. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
78.99 |
0.9816 |
-0.1842 |
79 |
1 |
78.99 |
2022-08-18 |
| 55. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
78.78 |
1.0233 |
-0.2283 |
188 |
1 |
78.78 |
2022-08-16 |