| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
113.13 |
1.0783 |
0.1650 |
110 |
14 |
86.14 |
2023-07-05 |
| 2. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
112.26 |
1.0540 |
0.1768 |
74 |
14 |
87.05 |
2023-08-19 |
| 3. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
111.39 |
1.1086 |
0.1141 |
81 |
13 |
92.94 |
2023-07-05 |
| 4. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
109.14 |
1.1443 |
0.0525 |
86 |
15 |
90.43 |
2024-09-15 |
| 5. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
106.83 |
1.1018 |
0.0704 |
99 |
11 |
82.89 |
2023-07-05 |
| 6. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
105.85 |
1.0398 |
0.1220 |
63 |
13 |
75.14 |
2024-09-15 |
| 7. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
105.59 |
1.0134 |
0.1471 |
103 |
10 |
83.80 |
2024-09-15 |
| 8. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
103.92 |
1.0259 |
0.1140 |
53 |
9 |
78.23 |
2023-08-19 |
| 9. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
101.99 |
1.0692 |
0.0511 |
103 |
7 |
87.97 |
2023-06-26 |
| 10. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
101.91 |
1.0596 |
0.0574 |
91 |
17 |
78.03 |
2024-09-15 |
| 11. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
101.52 |
1.0156 |
0.0987 |
106 |
9 |
80.43 |
2023-07-05 |
| 12. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
100.60 |
1.0953 |
0.0091 |
117 |
15 |
84.89 |
2023-07-05 |
| 13. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
99.91 |
1.0557 |
0.0406 |
68 |
8 |
78.58 |
2024-09-15 |
| 14. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
99.87 |
1.0787 |
0.0151 |
63 |
11 |
85.56 |
2024-09-15 |
| 15. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
99.82 |
1.0703 |
0.0252 |
122 |
15 |
83.80 |
2023-11-04 |
| 16. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
98.94 |
1.0206 |
0.0656 |
103 |
13 |
80.93 |
2024-09-15 |
| 17. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
98.89 |
1.0582 |
0.0308 |
123 |
14 |
83.93 |
2023-07-05 |
| 18. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
98.65 |
1.0698 |
0.0087 |
122 |
9 |
78.95 |
2024-09-15 |
| 19. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
98.60 |
1.0688 |
0.0129 |
97 |
14 |
85.48 |
2024-09-15 |
| 20. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
98.34 |
1.0280 |
0.0509 |
119 |
10 |
81.76 |
2023-07-05 |
| 21. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
98.21 |
1.0407 |
0.0362 |
97 |
11 |
78.14 |
2023-06-28 |
| 22. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
98.02 |
1.0294 |
0.0439 |
57 |
9 |
76.06 |
2023-07-05 |
| 23. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
97.81 |
1.0889 |
-0.0148 |
162 |
13 |
84.01 |
2023-07-05 |
| 24. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
97.71 |
1.0295 |
0.0432 |
155 |
10 |
84.30 |
2023-07-25 |
| 25. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
97.52 |
1.0577 |
0.0102 |
77 |
11 |
86.39 |
2023-07-05 |
| 26. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
97.32 |
1.0511 |
0.0179 |
110 |
7 |
87.93 |
2024-09-15 |
| 27. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
97.14 |
1.0499 |
0.0142 |
113 |
5 |
83.24 |
2023-05-31 |
| 28. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
97.11 |
1.1245 |
-0.0583 |
71 |
10 |
89.07 |
2023-07-05 |
| 29. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
96.43 |
1.0276 |
0.0306 |
75 |
12 |
83.96 |
2024-09-15 |
| 30. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
96.36 |
1.0168 |
0.0406 |
74 |
14 |
74.98 |
2024-09-15 |
| 31. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
95.86 |
1.0319 |
0.0202 |
87 |
10 |
78.24 |
2023-01-27 |
| 32. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
95.46 |
1.1273 |
-0.0795 |
67 |
7 |
81.26 |
2024-09-15 |
| 33. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
95.10 |
1.0928 |
-0.0505 |
110 |
10 |
84.31 |
2023-07-25 |
| 34. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
94.94 |
1.0706 |
-0.0297 |
56 |
10 |
76.64 |
2023-06-28 |
| 35. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
94.68 |
1.0857 |
-0.0472 |
138 |
15 |
81.93 |
2024-09-15 |
| 36. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
94.30 |
1.0973 |
-0.0657 |
121 |
12 |
85.02 |
2024-09-15 |
| 37. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
94.21 |
1.0061 |
0.0260 |
53 |
12 |
77.04 |
2024-09-15 |
| 38. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
94.06 |
0.9992 |
0.0339 |
81 |
10 |
80.21 |
2024-09-15 |
| 39. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
93.49 |
0.9403 |
0.0840 |
59 |
11 |
75.42 |
2023-06-06 |
| 40. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
93.46 |
1.0516 |
-0.0247 |
127 |
11 |
76.21 |
2024-09-15 |
| 41. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
93.34 |
1.0389 |
-0.0161 |
90 |
11 |
74.98 |
2023-07-05 |
| 42. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
93.33 |
1.0738 |
-0.0487 |
114 |
14 |
82.05 |
2024-09-15 |
| 43. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
93.13 |
1.0476 |
-0.0278 |
81 |
10 |
77.74 |
2024-09-15 |
| 44. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
92.73 |
1.0062 |
0.0119 |
89 |
9 |
81.26 |
2024-09-15 |
| 45. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
92.33 |
1.0464 |
-0.0340 |
138 |
13 |
79.70 |
2024-09-14 |
| 46. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
92.25 |
1.0684 |
-0.0569 |
142 |
9 |
77.17 |
2024-09-14 |
| 47. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
92.11 |
1.0431 |
-0.0310 |
114 |
13 |
79.60 |
2024-09-15 |
| 48. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
91.52 |
0.9925 |
0.0109 |
143 |
11 |
76.04 |
2023-07-05 |
| 49. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
91.00 |
1.0474 |
-0.0484 |
223 |
6 |
81.71 |
2023-08-19 |
| 50. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
90.87 |
1.0560 |
-0.0581 |
134 |
12 |
78.86 |
2023-07-05 |
| 51. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
90.13 |
1.0175 |
-0.0313 |
105 |
10 |
79.94 |
2024-09-15 |
| 52. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
90.07 |
1.0329 |
-0.0436 |
119 |
18 |
78.99 |
2024-09-15 |
| 53. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
90.05 |
1.0175 |
-0.0295 |
66 |
15 |
73.30 |
2024-09-15 |
| 54. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
89.71 |
1.0308 |
-0.0460 |
120 |
10 |
78.30 |
2024-09-14 |
| 55. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
89.65 |
1.0413 |
-0.0555 |
106 |
14 |
76.66 |
2024-09-15 |
| 56. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
89.11 |
0.9923 |
-0.0127 |
121 |
7 |
77.25 |
2023-06-06 |
| 57. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
88.42 |
0.9839 |
-0.0121 |
89 |
14 |
72.60 |
2023-07-05 |
| 58. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
88.26 |
1.0040 |
-0.0348 |
61 |
9 |
75.07 |
2024-09-13 |
| 59. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
88.13 |
0.9831 |
-0.0182 |
107 |
7 |
73.02 |
2024-09-15 |
| 60. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
88.12 |
0.9773 |
-0.0123 |
109 |
17 |
71.73 |
2024-09-15 |
| 61. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
88.07 |
1.0417 |
-0.0761 |
101 |
11 |
75.49 |
2024-09-14 |
| 62. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
87.98 |
0.9805 |
-0.0161 |
65 |
10 |
73.63 |
2024-09-15 |
| 63. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
87.92 |
1.0305 |
-0.0672 |
93 |
11 |
70.73 |
2023-11-04 |
| 64. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
87.57 |
1.0319 |
-0.0704 |
71 |
12 |
72.87 |
2023-06-14 |
| 65. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
87.40 |
0.9958 |
-0.0382 |
82 |
4 |
69.43 |
2023-07-25 |
| 66. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
87.30 |
0.9886 |
-0.0301 |
91 |
8 |
71.47 |
2023-07-25 |
| 67. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
87.10 |
1.0082 |
-0.0512 |
107 |
12 |
73.93 |
2023-08-19 |
| 68. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
86.89 |
0.9863 |
-0.0353 |
66 |
10 |
66.54 |
2023-07-05 |
| 69. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
86.66 |
0.9690 |
-0.0175 |
68 |
9 |
74.69 |
2024-09-15 |
| 70. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
86.30 |
0.8672 |
0.0793 |
115 |
6 |
70.15 |
2023-08-19 |
| 71. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
86.12 |
0.9505 |
-0.0070 |
74 |
18 |
65.25 |
2024-09-13 |
| 72. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
85.67 |
0.9999 |
-0.0574 |
76 |
6 |
77.24 |
2024-09-15 |
| 73. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
85.58 |
0.9907 |
-0.0520 |
56 |
11 |
67.05 |
2023-07-05 |
| 74. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
85.51 |
0.9823 |
-0.0425 |
79 |
14 |
75.19 |
2024-09-15 |
| 75. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
84.14 |
0.9958 |
-0.0738 |
55 |
7 |
71.95 |
2023-07-05 |
| 76. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
83.87 |
0.9846 |
-0.0645 |
144 |
9 |
72.07 |
2023-08-19 |
| 77. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
83.63 |
0.9741 |
-0.0563 |
101 |
9 |
67.39 |
2023-07-05 |
| 78. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
83.41 |
0.9638 |
-0.0509 |
86 |
7 |
69.62 |
2023-07-05 |
| 79. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
83.41 |
0.9581 |
-0.0445 |
79 |
9 |
67.26 |
2024-09-15 |
| 80. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
82.87 |
1.0107 |
-0.1042 |
154 |
15 |
68.63 |
2023-07-25 |
| 81. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
82.38 |
1.0243 |
-0.1195 |
188 |
9 |
74.97 |
2024-09-15 |
| 82. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
82.35 |
1.0037 |
-0.1001 |
79 |
8 |
71.06 |
2023-07-05 |
| 83. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
82.22 |
0.9831 |
-0.0799 |
158 |
8 |
72.59 |
2023-05-31 |
| 84. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
81.67 |
0.9614 |
-0.0644 |
142 |
8 |
66.62 |
2023-07-25 |
| 85. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
81.61 |
0.9177 |
-0.0226 |
64 |
13 |
67.94 |
2023-06-28 |
| 86. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
81.30 |
0.9955 |
-0.1033 |
121 |
3 |
70.84 |
2023-05-31 |
| 87. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
80.15 |
0.9900 |
-0.1103 |
96 |
11 |
71.26 |
2024-09-15 |
| 88. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
78.73 |
0.9008 |
-0.0371 |
129 |
14 |
64.23 |
2024-08-15 |
| 89. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
78.11 |
0.9763 |
-0.1191 |
165 |
12 |
68.31 |
2023-06-26 |
| 90. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
76.62 |
0.9720 |
-0.1300 |
146 |
6 |
68.56 |
2023-08-19 |
| 91. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
75.59 |
0.8968 |
-0.0657 |
85 |
11 |
68.36 |
2023-07-25 |
| 92. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
73.33 |
0.9416 |
-0.1383 |
131 |
11 |
64.01 |
2023-07-05 |
| 93. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
67.55 |
0.9157 |
-0.1750 |
116 |
8 |
61.37 |
2023-06-03 |