| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
98.00 |
1.0259 |
0.1710 |
53 |
1 |
98.00 |
2024-09-17 |
| 2. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
97.87 |
1.0557 |
0.1400 |
68 |
2 |
88.93 |
2021-09-19 |
| 3. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
97.36 |
1.1018 |
0.0877 |
99 |
1 |
97.36 |
2021-05-01 |
| 4. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
93.87 |
1.0577 |
0.0870 |
77 |
1 |
93.87 |
2021-09-19 |
| 5. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
91.67 |
1.0738 |
0.0472 |
114 |
1 |
91.67 |
2021-05-01 |
| 6. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
91.36 |
0.9638 |
0.1501 |
86 |
1 |
91.36 |
2021-09-19 |
| 7. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
90.70 |
1.0540 |
0.0530 |
74 |
1 |
90.70 |
2021-09-19 |
| 8. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
90.25 |
1.0295 |
0.0737 |
155 |
1 |
90.25 |
2021-09-19 |
| 9. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
87.64 |
1.0407 |
0.0293 |
97 |
1 |
87.64 |
2021-09-19 |
| 10. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
87.42 |
0.9403 |
0.1262 |
59 |
1 |
87.42 |
2021-09-19 |
| 11. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
86.21 |
1.0319 |
0.0216 |
87 |
1 |
86.21 |
2021-09-19 |
| 12. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
84.99 |
0.9416 |
0.0956 |
131 |
1 |
84.99 |
2021-09-19 |
| 13. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
84.58 |
1.0857 |
-0.0528 |
138 |
1 |
84.58 |
2021-09-19 |
| 14. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
80.37 |
0.9958 |
-0.0151 |
55 |
1 |
80.37 |
2021-05-01 |
| 15. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
79.92 |
0.9900 |
-0.0133 |
96 |
1 |
79.92 |
2024-09-17 |
| 16. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
79.41 |
0.9923 |
-0.0204 |
121 |
1 |
79.41 |
2021-09-19 |
| 17. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
79.40 |
1.0889 |
-0.1181 |
162 |
1 |
79.40 |
2024-09-17 |
| 18. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
79.34 |
1.0276 |
-0.0582 |
75 |
2 |
75.85 |
2021-09-19 |
| 19. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
75.92 |
0.8672 |
0.0599 |
115 |
1 |
75.92 |
2021-09-19 |
| 20. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
74.65 |
1.0787 |
-0.1689 |
63 |
1 |
74.65 |
2021-05-01 |
| 21. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
72.91 |
1.0156 |
-0.1246 |
106 |
1 |
72.91 |
2021-09-19 |
| 22. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
71.92 |
1.0464 |
-0.1685 |
138 |
1 |
71.92 |
2021-09-19 |
| 23. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
70.20 |
0.9690 |
-0.1109 |
68 |
1 |
70.20 |
2024-09-17 |
| 24. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
68.87 |
0.9958 |
-0.1559 |
82 |
1 |
68.87 |
2021-05-01 |
| 25. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
67.78 |
1.0175 |
-0.1896 |
66 |
2 |
61.00 |
2021-09-19 |
| 26. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
66.45 |
1.0308 |
-0.2187 |
120 |
1 |
66.45 |
2021-05-01 |
| 27. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
59.75 |
1.0061 |
-0.2780 |
53 |
1 |
59.75 |
2021-05-01 |