| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
108.62 |
1.0787 |
0.5580 |
63 |
2 |
91.05 |
2023-06-14 |
| 2. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
86.04 |
1.0308 |
0.2741 |
120 |
1 |
86.04 |
2023-06-14 |
| 3. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
85.83 |
1.0061 |
0.2795 |
53 |
2 |
76.55 |
2023-06-14 |
| 4. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
81.46 |
1.0474 |
0.1881 |
223 |
1 |
81.46 |
2023-06-14 |
| 5. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
80.67 |
1.0973 |
0.1259 |
121 |
1 |
80.67 |
2021-09-11 |
| 6. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
77.95 |
1.0928 |
0.0828 |
110 |
1 |
77.95 |
2022-05-07 |
| 7. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
77.57 |
1.0557 |
0.1132 |
68 |
2 |
68.11 |
2023-06-14 |
| 8. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
76.61 |
1.0703 |
0.0838 |
122 |
2 |
74.64 |
2023-06-14 |
| 9. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
75.90 |
0.9955 |
0.1544 |
121 |
1 |
75.90 |
2023-06-14 |
| 10. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
73.55 |
0.9846 |
0.1302 |
144 |
1 |
73.55 |
2023-06-14 |
| 11. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
73.40 |
1.1273 |
-0.0289 |
67 |
1 |
73.40 |
2022-05-07 |
| 12. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
73.23 |
0.9823 |
0.1250 |
79 |
2 |
68.48 |
2023-06-14 |
| 13. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
73.09 |
1.0511 |
0.0519 |
110 |
1 |
73.09 |
2023-06-14 |
| 14. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
72.56 |
1.0698 |
0.0213 |
122 |
1 |
72.56 |
2021-09-11 |
| 15. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
71.28 |
1.0857 |
-0.0088 |
138 |
1 |
71.28 |
2021-09-06 |
| 16. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
70.36 |
0.9900 |
0.0774 |
96 |
1 |
70.36 |
2021-09-06 |
| 17. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
70.19 |
1.0082 |
0.0557 |
107 |
1 |
70.19 |
2021-09-11 |
| 18. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
69.35 |
0.9581 |
0.0935 |
79 |
1 |
69.35 |
2022-05-07 |
| 19. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
68.81 |
0.9773 |
0.0625 |
109 |
1 |
68.81 |
2022-05-07 |
| 20. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
68.16 |
1.0706 |
-0.0481 |
56 |
1 |
68.16 |
2021-09-06 |
| 21. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
67.70 |
0.9923 |
0.0391 |
121 |
1 |
67.70 |
2021-09-11 |
| 22. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
67.53 |
0.8968 |
0.1249 |
85 |
2 |
65.29 |
2021-09-11 |
| 23. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
66.98 |
0.9958 |
0.0143 |
55 |
1 |
66.98 |
2022-05-07 |
| 24. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
66.60 |
1.0206 |
-0.0179 |
103 |
2 |
61.54 |
2022-05-07 |
| 25. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
65.86 |
0.9805 |
0.0078 |
65 |
1 |
65.86 |
2022-05-07 |
| 26. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
64.90 |
0.9416 |
0.0398 |
131 |
1 |
64.90 |
2023-06-14 |
| 27. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
62.74 |
0.9958 |
-0.0499 |
82 |
1 |
62.74 |
2021-09-06 |
| 28. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
61.09 |
1.0684 |
-0.1521 |
142 |
1 |
61.09 |
2021-09-06 |
| 29. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
60.14 |
1.0062 |
-0.1008 |
89 |
1 |
60.14 |
2021-09-11 |
| 30. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
59.73 |
1.0295 |
-0.1232 |
155 |
1 |
59.73 |
2021-09-06 |
| 31. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
59.68 |
0.9999 |
-0.1117 |
76 |
1 |
59.68 |
2021-09-11 |
| 32. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
59.61 |
0.9690 |
-0.0734 |
68 |
1 |
59.61 |
2021-09-11 |
| 33. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
58.87 |
1.0280 |
-0.1408 |
119 |
1 |
58.87 |
2021-09-06 |
| 34. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
57.92 |
1.0407 |
-0.1661 |
97 |
3 |
57.04 |
2023-06-14 |
| 35. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
57.62 |
1.1018 |
-0.2389 |
99 |
1 |
57.62 |
2021-09-06 |
| 36. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
56.06 |
1.0294 |
-0.1864 |
57 |
1 |
56.06 |
2021-09-11 |
| 37. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
55.33 |
0.8672 |
-0.0342 |
115 |
1 |
55.33 |
2021-09-06 |
| 38. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
53.96 |
1.0040 |
-0.1997 |
61 |
1 |
53.96 |
2021-09-06 |
| 39. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
52.96 |
0.9157 |
-0.1167 |
116 |
1 |
52.96 |
2023-06-14 |
| 40. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
52.82 |
0.9177 |
-0.1235 |
64 |
1 |
52.82 |
2021-09-11 |
| 41. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
52.80 |
1.0540 |
-0.2655 |
74 |
1 |
52.80 |
2021-09-11 |
| 42. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
51.34 |
1.0417 |
-0.2676 |
101 |
1 |
51.34 |
2021-09-06 |
| 43. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
42.71 |
0.9720 |
-0.3287 |
146 |
1 |
42.71 |
2021-09-06 |
| 44. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
42.41 |
1.0596 |
-0.4278 |
91 |
1 |
42.41 |
2021-09-06 |