Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
80.59 |
1.0399 |
-1.0204 |
106 |
1 |
80.59 |
2020-12-15 |
2. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
75.52 |
1.0772 |
-1.0975 |
110 |
4 |
62.25 |
2020-12-16 |
3. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
68.42 |
0.9746 |
-0.9660 |
101 |
3 |
62.02 |
2020-12-15 |
4. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
64.41 |
1.0698 |
-1.0375 |
97 |
2 |
58.86 |
2020-12-13 |
5. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
63.21 |
1.1246 |
-1.0745 |
71 |
3 |
58.02 |
2020-12-15 |
6. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
63.20 |
0.9912 |
-0.9771 |
121 |
2 |
57.38 |
2021-01-22 |
7. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
62.00 |
0.9894 |
-0.9691 |
66 |
3 |
51.07 |
2020-12-16 |
8. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
61.71 |
0.9814 |
-0.9643 |
79 |
2 |
60.36 |
2020-12-13 |
9. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
59.09 |
0.9979 |
-0.9953 |
82 |
2 |
58.08 |
2020-12-13 |
10. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
58.88 |
1.0289 |
-1.0201 |
119 |
1 |
58.88 |
2020-12-15 |
11. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
58.33 |
1.0507 |
-1.0507 |
110 |
1 |
58.33 |
2021-01-22 |
12. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
57.64 |
1.0324 |
-1.0171 |
87 |
4 |
51.17 |
2020-12-13 |
13. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
57.01 |
1.0559 |
-1.0738 |
74 |
1 |
57.01 |
2020-12-15 |
14. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
55.88 |
1.0320 |
-1.0065 |
71 |
4 |
53.85 |
2020-12-13 |
15. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
55.77 |
1.0955 |
-1.0685 |
117 |
2 |
50.02 |
2020-12-13 |
16. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
54.23 |
0.8957 |
-0.8262 |
85 |
1 |
54.23 |
2020-12-15 |
17. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
54.01 |
1.0311 |
-1.0234 |
120 |
1 |
54.01 |
2020-12-15 |
18. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
53.87 |
0.9768 |
-0.9635 |
165 |
1 |
53.87 |
2020-12-15 |
19. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
53.78 |
0.9917 |
-1.0162 |
56 |
1 |
53.78 |
2021-01-22 |
20. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
51.43 |
0.9016 |
-0.9216 |
129 |
1 |
51.43 |
2020-12-13 |
21. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
51.38 |
0.9822 |
-0.9705 |
65 |
1 |
51.38 |
2020-12-13 |
22. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
51.32 |
0.9713 |
-0.9721 |
146 |
1 |
51.32 |
2020-12-15 |
23. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
51.31 |
1.0947 |
-1.0584 |
110 |
2 |
50.28 |
2020-12-16 |
24. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
51.13 |
1.0606 |
-1.0093 |
77 |
2 |
50.31 |
2020-12-13 |
25. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
48.70 |
0.9827 |
-0.9668 |
158 |
1 |
48.70 |
2020-12-15 |
26. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
48.05 |
0.9799 |
-0.9896 |
109 |
1 |
48.05 |
2020-12-15 |
27. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
47.31 |
1.0565 |
-1.0499 |
68 |
2 |
46.14 |
2020-12-13 |
28. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
44.53 |
1.0403 |
-1.0250 |
63 |
1 |
44.53 |
2020-12-13 |
29. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
43.27 |
0.9167 |
-0.9361 |
116 |
1 |
43.27 |
2020-12-15 |
30. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
40.55 |
1.0063 |
-0.9805 |
89 |
1 |
40.55 |
2020-12-26 |
31. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
39.01 |
0.9904 |
-0.9554 |
96 |
1 |
39.01 |
2020-12-13 |
32. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
36.12 |
0.8683 |
-0.8794 |
115 |
1 |
36.12 |
2020-12-13 |