| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
71.55 |
1.1273 |
0.3596 |
67 |
2 |
53.66 |
2023-06-05 |
| 2. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
64.84 |
1.1245 |
0.2229 |
71 |
2 |
61.11 |
2023-06-05 |
| 3. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
64.20 |
1.0928 |
0.2413 |
110 |
1 |
64.20 |
2023-06-05 |
| 4. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
61.77 |
1.0061 |
0.2775 |
53 |
5 |
57.22 |
2023-06-05 |
| 5. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
61.51 |
1.1018 |
0.1764 |
99 |
2 |
53.14 |
2023-06-03 |
| 6. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
61.01 |
0.9863 |
0.2815 |
66 |
1 |
61.01 |
2023-06-05 |
| 7. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
59.71 |
1.0389 |
0.2019 |
90 |
2 |
57.81 |
2023-06-05 |
| 8. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
59.10 |
1.0557 |
0.1725 |
68 |
3 |
50.17 |
2023-06-05 |
| 9. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
58.93 |
1.0319 |
0.1927 |
71 |
1 |
58.93 |
2023-06-05 |
| 10. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
58.47 |
1.0082 |
0.2069 |
107 |
2 |
53.42 |
2023-06-03 |
| 11. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
57.95 |
1.0698 |
0.1345 |
122 |
2 |
53.23 |
2023-06-05 |
| 12. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
57.48 |
1.0692 |
0.1253 |
103 |
3 |
53.07 |
2023-06-05 |
| 13. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
56.94 |
1.0259 |
0.1574 |
53 |
4 |
43.69 |
2023-06-05 |
| 14. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56.48 |
1.0706 |
0.1031 |
56 |
1 |
56.48 |
2023-06-05 |
| 15. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
55.96 |
1.0037 |
0.1592 |
79 |
2 |
50.80 |
2023-06-05 |
| 16. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
55.62 |
0.9741 |
0.1817 |
101 |
2 |
49.18 |
2023-06-05 |
| 17. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
55.13 |
1.0787 |
0.0670 |
63 |
5 |
44.09 |
2023-06-05 |
| 18. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
54.73 |
1.0783 |
0.0590 |
110 |
1 |
54.73 |
2023-06-05 |
| 19. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
54.64 |
1.1086 |
0.0269 |
81 |
2 |
52.69 |
2023-06-05 |
| 20. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
54.54 |
1.0540 |
0.0794 |
74 |
4 |
49.57 |
2023-06-05 |
| 21. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
54.18 |
1.0413 |
0.0846 |
106 |
1 |
54.18 |
2023-06-03 |
| 22. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
54.11 |
0.9505 |
0.1740 |
74 |
3 |
47.66 |
2023-06-05 |
| 23. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
54.07 |
1.0276 |
0.0960 |
75 |
5 |
53.01 |
2023-06-05 |
| 24. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
53.80 |
0.9907 |
0.1273 |
56 |
2 |
46.42 |
2023-06-05 |
| 25. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
53.79 |
1.0040 |
0.1138 |
61 |
1 |
53.79 |
2023-06-03 |
| 26. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
53.67 |
0.9690 |
0.1463 |
68 |
1 |
53.67 |
2023-06-05 |
| 27. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
53.65 |
1.0596 |
0.0553 |
91 |
2 |
53.60 |
2023-06-02 |
| 28. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
53.58 |
1.0175 |
0.0959 |
66 |
1 |
53.58 |
2023-06-05 |
| 29. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
52.84 |
1.0280 |
0.0701 |
119 |
3 |
51.39 |
2023-06-05 |
| 30. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
52.58 |
1.0407 |
0.0520 |
97 |
1 |
52.58 |
2023-06-05 |
| 31. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
52.35 |
0.9955 |
0.0924 |
121 |
1 |
52.35 |
2023-06-03 |
| 32. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
52.27 |
1.0688 |
0.0174 |
97 |
2 |
51.25 |
2023-06-03 |
| 33. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
52.23 |
1.1443 |
-0.0589 |
86 |
1 |
52.23 |
2023-06-04 |
| 34. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
51.97 |
0.9999 |
0.0801 |
76 |
4 |
40.02 |
2023-06-05 |
| 35. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
50.89 |
1.0329 |
0.0246 |
119 |
2 |
49.01 |
2023-06-05 |
| 36. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
49.61 |
0.9416 |
0.0893 |
131 |
2 |
46.64 |
2023-06-05 |
| 37. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
49.52 |
1.0156 |
0.0135 |
106 |
2 |
47.81 |
2023-06-05 |
| 38. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
49.00 |
1.0134 |
0.0049 |
103 |
2 |
46.55 |
2023-06-05 |
| 39. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
47.98 |
1.0476 |
-0.0505 |
81 |
1 |
47.98 |
2023-06-02 |
| 40. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
47.73 |
0.9923 |
-0.0004 |
121 |
1 |
47.73 |
2023-06-03 |
| 41. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
47.03 |
0.9581 |
0.0192 |
79 |
1 |
47.03 |
2023-06-02 |
| 42. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
46.79 |
1.0308 |
-0.0585 |
120 |
2 |
45.52 |
2023-06-05 |
| 43. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
46.65 |
0.9886 |
-0.0192 |
91 |
2 |
43.82 |
2023-06-05 |
| 44. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
46.31 |
1.0953 |
-0.1329 |
117 |
1 |
46.31 |
2023-06-04 |
| 45. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
45.90 |
1.0305 |
-0.0767 |
93 |
2 |
44.32 |
2023-06-03 |
| 46. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
45.83 |
1.0703 |
-0.1179 |
122 |
1 |
45.83 |
2023-06-05 |
| 47. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
45.16 |
0.9846 |
-0.0461 |
144 |
1 |
45.16 |
2023-06-03 |
| 48. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
45.12 |
0.9773 |
-0.0397 |
109 |
1 |
45.12 |
2023-06-03 |
| 49. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
45.02 |
0.8968 |
0.0388 |
85 |
3 |
43.53 |
2023-06-05 |
| 50. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
43.93 |
1.0973 |
-0.1844 |
121 |
1 |
43.93 |
2023-06-03 |
| 51. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
43.58 |
0.9403 |
-0.0347 |
59 |
2 |
39.91 |
2023-06-05 |
| 52. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
43.25 |
0.9992 |
-0.1004 |
81 |
2 |
41.26 |
2023-06-05 |
| 53. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
43.23 |
0.9900 |
-0.0916 |
96 |
1 |
43.23 |
2023-06-03 |
| 54. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
42.25 |
1.0511 |
-0.1731 |
110 |
1 |
42.25 |
2023-06-03 |
| 55. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
41.96 |
1.0206 |
-0.1486 |
103 |
1 |
41.96 |
2023-06-05 |
| 56. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
41.36 |
1.0582 |
-0.1987 |
123 |
1 |
41.36 |
2023-06-03 |
| 57. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
40.70 |
1.0577 |
-0.2119 |
77 |
2 |
39.26 |
2023-06-05 |
| 58. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
40.56 |
0.9638 |
-0.1209 |
86 |
1 |
40.56 |
2023-06-03 |
| 59. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
40.53 |
0.9008 |
-0.0585 |
129 |
1 |
40.53 |
2023-06-03 |
| 60. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
40.04 |
0.9831 |
-0.1510 |
158 |
1 |
40.04 |
2023-06-03 |
| 61. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
38.86 |
0.9157 |
-0.1082 |
116 |
1 |
38.86 |
2023-06-05 |
| 62. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
38.62 |
0.9958 |
-0.1932 |
55 |
2 |
34.83 |
2023-06-05 |
| 63. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
36.85 |
1.0398 |
-0.2740 |
63 |
1 |
36.85 |
2023-06-04 |
| 64. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
35.90 |
0.9177 |
-0.1717 |
64 |
1 |
35.90 |
2023-06-03 |
| 65. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
34.12 |
1.0417 |
-0.3327 |
101 |
2 |
31.85 |
2023-06-03 |