| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
118.82 |
1.0908 |
0.2143 |
162 |
2 |
109.63 |
2024-04-25 |
| 2. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
117.33 |
1.0530 |
0.2357 |
127 |
2 |
99.12 |
2024-04-21 |
| 3. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
112.09 |
1.0040 |
0.2271 |
107 |
2 |
91.03 |
2024-04-21 |
| 4. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
111.60 |
1.0388 |
0.1870 |
106 |
1 |
111.60 |
2022-05-17 |
| 5. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
110.13 |
1.0457 |
0.1639 |
223 |
3 |
101.61 |
2022-04-02 |
| 6. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
109.32 |
1.1460 |
0.0547 |
86 |
2 |
95.89 |
2022-02-26 |
| 7. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
108.14 |
0.9845 |
0.2033 |
144 |
1 |
108.14 |
2024-04-21 |
| 8. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
105.76 |
1.0425 |
0.1191 |
97 |
2 |
101.77 |
2021-08-04 |
| 9. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
104.62 |
1.0738 |
0.0753 |
142 |
1 |
104.62 |
2021-08-04 |
| 10. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
104.22 |
0.9997 |
0.1450 |
82 |
2 |
93.90 |
2024-04-25 |
| 11. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
104.13 |
1.0476 |
0.0961 |
138 |
3 |
95.17 |
2022-02-26 |
| 12. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
103.37 |
1.0858 |
0.0496 |
138 |
1 |
103.37 |
2022-02-10 |
| 13. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
102.00 |
1.1237 |
-0.0034 |
71 |
3 |
97.78 |
2022-02-26 |
| 14. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
101.58 |
1.0120 |
0.1037 |
61 |
1 |
101.58 |
2022-02-13 |
| 15. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
101.49 |
1.0229 |
0.0918 |
105 |
1 |
101.49 |
2022-04-02 |
| 16. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
101.42 |
1.0977 |
0.0163 |
117 |
2 |
96.30 |
2022-05-13 |
| 17. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
100.47 |
1.1314 |
-0.0279 |
67 |
2 |
99.28 |
2021-10-21 |
| 18. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
100.07 |
0.9679 |
0.1312 |
86 |
3 |
75.84 |
2024-04-21 |
| 19. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
99.15 |
0.9825 |
0.1065 |
89 |
2 |
89.19 |
2022-05-17 |
| 20. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
98.61 |
1.0756 |
0.0075 |
56 |
2 |
95.93 |
2022-05-13 |
| 21. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
98.08 |
0.9998 |
0.0775 |
55 |
1 |
98.08 |
2022-05-17 |
| 22. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
98.01 |
1.0712 |
0.0053 |
114 |
3 |
85.29 |
2022-03-01 |
| 23. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
97.98 |
1.0285 |
0.0477 |
155 |
2 |
88.65 |
2022-04-02 |
| 24. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
97.83 |
1.0628 |
0.0117 |
68 |
2 |
90.86 |
2022-03-01 |
| 25. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
96.25 |
0.9926 |
0.0646 |
143 |
2 |
90.10 |
2021-08-03 |
| 26. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
96.22 |
1.0530 |
0.0038 |
110 |
2 |
88.18 |
2022-02-10 |
| 27. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
95.91 |
1.0103 |
0.0431 |
89 |
1 |
95.91 |
2022-03-01 |
| 28. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
95.11 |
1.0329 |
0.0117 |
57 |
1 |
95.11 |
2021-09-26 |
| 29. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
93.84 |
1.0685 |
-0.0378 |
103 |
2 |
86.28 |
2021-10-21 |
| 30. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
93.35 |
1.0169 |
0.0084 |
53 |
3 |
83.72 |
2022-02-13 |
| 31. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
93.31 |
1.0933 |
-0.0684 |
110 |
2 |
90.40 |
2022-02-26 |
| 32. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
91.79 |
0.9609 |
0.0473 |
142 |
1 |
91.79 |
2024-04-21 |
| 33. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
91.31 |
1.0142 |
-0.0113 |
74 |
1 |
91.31 |
2022-05-13 |
| 34. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
90.71 |
1.0181 |
-0.0218 |
66 |
2 |
85.78 |
2022-05-13 |
| 35. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
90.49 |
1.0608 |
-0.0669 |
91 |
2 |
87.22 |
2024-04-25 |
| 36. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
90.07 |
1.0314 |
-0.0421 |
53 |
1 |
90.07 |
2021-06-26 |
| 37. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
89.87 |
0.9903 |
-0.0032 |
121 |
1 |
89.87 |
2022-05-13 |
| 38. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
89.51 |
1.0231 |
-0.0400 |
103 |
3 |
87.03 |
2021-11-28 |
| 39. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
89.01 |
0.9693 |
0.0083 |
101 |
2 |
87.82 |
2022-04-02 |
| 40. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
88.45 |
1.0814 |
-0.1099 |
110 |
2 |
88.30 |
2022-02-26 |
| 41. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
88.44 |
1.0439 |
-0.0725 |
90 |
2 |
84.88 |
2022-05-17 |
| 42. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
88.31 |
1.0501 |
-0.0801 |
81 |
1 |
88.31 |
2021-04-29 |
| 43. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
88.02 |
1.0003 |
-0.0335 |
81 |
1 |
88.02 |
2021-10-21 |
| 44. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
86.23 |
0.9556 |
-0.0085 |
79 |
2 |
72.68 |
2021-06-26 |
| 45. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
85.49 |
1.0187 |
-0.0797 |
106 |
2 |
81.68 |
2024-04-25 |
| 46. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
84.83 |
0.9934 |
-0.0617 |
56 |
2 |
78.48 |
2022-02-10 |
| 47. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
84.64 |
0.9899 |
-0.0603 |
96 |
2 |
78.47 |
2021-11-28 |
| 48. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
84.44 |
1.0233 |
-0.0958 |
188 |
1 |
84.44 |
2021-06-04 |
| 49. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
84.30 |
1.0406 |
-0.1147 |
63 |
1 |
84.30 |
2022-02-10 |
| 50. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
84.16 |
1.0331 |
-0.1087 |
93 |
1 |
84.16 |
2021-10-21 |
| 51. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
83.99 |
1.0741 |
-0.1516 |
122 |
1 |
83.99 |
2021-02-02 |
| 52. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
83.67 |
0.9796 |
-0.0606 |
109 |
1 |
83.67 |
2021-08-04 |
| 53. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
83.64 |
1.0778 |
-0.1591 |
122 |
2 |
78.21 |
2021-09-26 |
| 54. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
83.55 |
1.0283 |
-0.1106 |
120 |
1 |
83.55 |
2024-04-25 |
| 55. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
82.43 |
1.0848 |
-0.1794 |
63 |
2 |
80.90 |
2021-09-26 |
| 56. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
82.27 |
1.0113 |
-0.1077 |
79 |
2 |
72.53 |
2021-08-03 |
| 57. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
80.70 |
0.9725 |
-0.0861 |
165 |
1 |
80.70 |
2022-05-17 |
| 58. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
80.65 |
1.0318 |
-0.1460 |
119 |
1 |
80.65 |
2021-04-30 |
| 59. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
80.20 |
1.0670 |
-0.1861 |
97 |
1 |
80.20 |
2022-02-13 |
| 60. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
79.55 |
0.9413 |
-0.0676 |
131 |
1 |
79.55 |
2022-04-02 |
| 61. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
76.34 |
0.9792 |
-0.1407 |
158 |
1 |
76.34 |
2021-06-26 |
| 62. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
73.86 |
0.9192 |
-0.1080 |
116 |
1 |
73.86 |
2021-04-29 |
| 63. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
68.07 |
0.9009 |
-0.1532 |
129 |
1 |
68.07 |
2021-03-06 |