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1.
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on...
90.93
1.0628
0.2902
68
1
90.93
2021-06-08
2.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
83.19
1.0756
0.1628
56
1
83.19
2021-08-04
3.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ...
83.03
1.0311
0.2052
71
2
77.32
2021-08-04
4.
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.
82.78
1.0314
0.2004
53
1
82.78
2021-08-04
5.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th...
80.37
1.0848
0.1130
63
1
80.37
2020-12-28
6.
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu...
77.83
0.9899
0.1688
96
2
76.08
2021-01-05
7.
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff...
75.07
1.0406
0.0761
63
3
65.99
2021-06-08
8.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste...
74.17
1.0607
0.0441
77
2
72.07
2021-06-08
9.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th...
73.78
1.0501
0.0469
81
1
73.78
2021-08-04
10.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard...
73.12
1.0670
0.0209
97
2
70.84
2020-12-11
11.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee...
72.58
0.9816
0.0981
79
1
72.58
2021-08-04
12.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ...
72.36
1.0741
0.0031
122
2
71.92
2021-01-05
13.
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never...
71.99
1.0738
-0.0029
142
1
71.99
2021-06-08
14.
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ...
70.67
1.0129
0.0380
103
1
70.67
2021-06-08
15.
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b...
70.67
0.9711
0.0807
68
1
70.67
2021-08-04
16.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I...
70.21
1.1052
-0.0612
99
1
70.21
2021-01-05
17.
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ...
69.86
1.0453
-0.0056
114
1
69.86
2021-01-02
18.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv...
66.22
0.9192
0.0658
116
1
66.22
2020-12-11
19.
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak...
66.06
0.9556
0.0283
79
1
66.06
2020-12-28
20.
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l...
65.69
1.0318
-0.0542
119
1
65.69
2020-12-28
21.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t...
65.26
0.9997
-0.0290
82
1
65.26
2020-12-28
22.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c...
65.05
1.0530
-0.0852
127
1
65.05
2020-12-11
23.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel...
64.11
1.0181
-0.0653
66
1
64.11
2021-06-08
24.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep...
63.94
1.0933
-0.1418
110
1
63.94
2020-12-28
25.
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei...
61.81
1.0285
-0.1088
155
1
61.81
2020-12-11
26.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w...
61.04
0.9864
-0.0784
65
2
60.67
2020-12-11
27.
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te...
61.00
1.0103
-0.1020
89
1
61.00
2021-01-05
28.
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye...
58.12
0.9940
-0.1288
121
1
58.12
2020-12-28
29.
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
58.05
0.9934
-0.1292
56
3
53.02
2020-12-11
30.
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ...
55.10
0.9413
-0.1219
131
1
55.10
2021-06-08
31.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re...
54.75
1.0388
-0.2244
106
1
54.75
2021-01-05
32.
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ...
54.71
0.9714
-0.1574
146
1
54.71
2020-12-28
33.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ...
54.38
0.9693
-0.1607
101
1
54.38
2020-12-11
34.
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s...
48.17
0.9825
-0.2655
89
1
48.17
2020-12-28