| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
28.42 |
1.0577 |
0.5281 |
77 |
1 |
28.42 |
2023-08-10 |
| 2. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
26.34 |
1.0635 |
0.4062 |
69 |
1 |
26.34 |
2023-08-10 |
| 3. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
24.99 |
0.9886 |
0.4058 |
91 |
2 |
23.33 |
2023-08-10 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
24.17 |
1.0783 |
0.2704 |
110 |
1 |
24.17 |
2023-08-10 |
| 5. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
24.09 |
1.0398 |
0.3044 |
63 |
1 |
24.09 |
2023-08-10 |
| 6. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
22.65 |
0.9999 |
0.2639 |
76 |
1 |
22.65 |
2023-08-10 |
| 7. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
22.50 |
1.0280 |
0.2275 |
119 |
1 |
22.50 |
2023-08-10 |
| 8. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
22.48 |
0.9923 |
0.2621 |
121 |
1 |
22.48 |
2023-08-10 |
| 9. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
22.27 |
1.0953 |
0.1473 |
117 |
1 |
22.27 |
2023-08-10 |
| 10. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
21.57 |
1.0688 |
0.1348 |
97 |
1 |
21.57 |
2023-08-10 |
| 11. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
21.13 |
1.0464 |
0.1326 |
138 |
1 |
21.13 |
2023-08-10 |
| 12. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
20.73 |
0.9992 |
0.1575 |
81 |
1 |
20.73 |
2023-08-10 |
| 13. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
20.59 |
0.9925 |
0.1564 |
143 |
1 |
20.59 |
2023-08-10 |
| 14. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
20.13 |
1.0968 |
0.0264 |
64 |
1 |
20.13 |
2023-08-10 |
| 15. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
20.04 |
0.9955 |
0.1227 |
121 |
1 |
20.04 |
2023-08-10 |
| 16. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
19.57 |
1.0582 |
0.0338 |
123 |
1 |
19.57 |
2023-08-10 |
| 17. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
18.66 |
1.0787 |
-0.0375 |
63 |
1 |
18.66 |
2023-08-10 |
| 18. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
18.20 |
1.0156 |
-0.0001 |
106 |
1 |
18.20 |
2023-08-10 |
| 19. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
16.06 |
1.0040 |
-0.1079 |
61 |
1 |
16.06 |
2023-08-10 |
| 20. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
15.92 |
0.9403 |
-0.0520 |
59 |
1 |
15.92 |
2023-08-10 |
| 21. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
13.90 |
1.0175 |
-0.2419 |
105 |
1 |
13.90 |
2023-08-10 |
| 22. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
12.78 |
1.0738 |
-0.3607 |
114 |
1 |
12.78 |
2023-08-10 |
| 23. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
8.61 |
1.0511 |
-0.5707 |
110 |
1 |
8.61 |
2023-08-10 |
| 24. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
8.50 |
1.0889 |
-0.6146 |
162 |
1 |
8.50 |
2023-08-10 |
| 25. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
7.29 |
1.0134 |
-0.6066 |
103 |
1 |
7.29 |
2023-08-10 |
| 26. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
6.10 |
0.9863 |
-0.6459 |
66 |
1 |
6.10 |
2023-08-10 |
| 27. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
5.63 |
1.0540 |
-0.7399 |
74 |
1 |
5.63 |
2023-08-10 |
| 28. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
4.74 |
0.8672 |
-0.6027 |
115 |
1 |
4.74 |
2023-08-10 |