So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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730. | Con (x78978) | 126.75 | 96% | 2014-08-31 |
731. | J (jwp36) | 126.74 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
732. | Foobar (foobarbaz) | 126.73 | — | 2009-06-15 |
733. | rew (rewrew) | 126.71 | 96% | 2016-02-21 |
734. | 👶 (a_baby) | 126.69 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
735. | T (trulien) | 126.69 | — | 2008-09-23 |
736. | rii (wooahae) | 126.67 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
737. | dan (flashhook) | 126.66 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
738. | twitch.tv/frazwah (frazwah) | 126.66 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
739. | Kykro (kykro) | 126.64 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
740. | irradiated (lostsapling) | 126.62 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
741. | Jonathan (jmart1) | 126.62 | — | 2010-01-13 |
742. | NiteCyperTTV (nitecyper2) | 126.53 | 100% | 2021-03-05 |
743. | John (oligodendrocyte) | 126.50 | 97% | 2015-06-19 |
744. | Art3mis (rayacross) | 126.49 | 100% | 2023-02-13 |
745. | Jack (vliu89) | 126.41 | 95% | 2014-05-28 |
746. | Way (wayspurrchen) | 126.40 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
747. | Downpour (downpour) | 126.40 | 100% | 2014-02-10 |
748. | Jason (team4za) | 126.38 | — | 2009-06-12 |
749. | Lex (lexlucifer) | 126.38 | 99% | 2012-03-27 |
750. | something (kaibaboi) | 126.35 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
751. | tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 126.34 | 100% | 2022-04-18 |
752. | wow (iloevtypos) | 126.33 | — | 2011-03-04 |
753. | Leona (leona_x) | 126.33 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
754. | fniure (fniure) | 126.26 | 97% | 2016-06-21 |
755. | ultralite (ultralite) | 126.22 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
756. | Alexander (nomak) | 126.13 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
757. | Kelvin (_kal) | 126.09 | 99% | 2020-01-25 |
758. | Jonathan (ultim) | 126.09 | 97% | 2013-12-15 |
759. | Per (derevon) | 126.01 | 96% | 2012-08-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |