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1. #4680001 It was just before dawn. They came out of nowhere. A hunting party of Tusken Raiders. Your mother had gone out early, like she always did, to pick mushrooms that grow on the vaporators. From the tracks, she was about halfway home when they took her. Those Tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters. Thirty of us went out after her. Four of us came back. I'd be with them, only... after I lost my leg I just couldn't ride any more... until I heal. I don't want to give up on her, but she's been gone a month. There's little hope she's lasted this long. 571 5 1.249 109.31 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 86.83 86.83 January 18, 2021
2. #4680065 We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing. 201 46 1.230 138.62 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 74.09 74.09 January 16, 2021
3. #3551527 Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be. 98 29 1.171 190.38 — I love my thicc girlfriend ... 70.80 70.80 January 18, 2021
4. #4680002 I saw darkness. I sensed it building in him. I'd seen it in moments during his training. But then I looked inside, and it was beyond what I ever imagined. Snoke had already turned his heart. He would bring destruction and pain and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become, and for the briefest moment of pure instinct, I thought I could stop it. It passed like a fleeting shadow, and I was left with shame and with consequence. And the last thing I saw were the eyes of a frightened boy whose Master had failed him. 545 5 1.166 97.02 — Alex (swaiga) 90.35 90.35 January 25, 2021
5. #4180161 Something inside me has always been there. But now it's awake. And I don't know what it is or where it came from, but I need help. 130 30 1.162 120.03 — potato (whynotnascar) 49.73 49.73 January 22, 2021
6. #4680115 I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this place. 140 50 1.149 95.21 — 🌠(lokshunhung) 58.76 58.76 January 19, 2021
7. #4680107 There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire. 148 59 1.148 132.56 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 64.00 64.00 January 16, 2021
8. #4680114 I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father. 141 46 1.144 152.80 — police (styrofoam) 67.99 67.99 January 20, 2021
9. #4680116 Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. 140 42 1.143 103.87 — :o (jess_heart) 63.08 63.08 January 18, 2021
10. #4680023 It was the last night of her training. Leia told me that she had sensed the death of her son at the end of her Jedi path. She surrendered her saber to me and said that one day, it would be picked up again by someone who would finish her journey. A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight. 309 30 1.139 129.73 — zerg (zerggirl) 78.84 78.84 January 20, 2021
11. #4680121 It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi... not being able to visit the places you like... or do the things you like. 132 26 1.135 111.12 — adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) 51.32 51.32 January 22, 2021
12. #4680079 Tell me where you are. You don't know the whole story. It was Palpatine who had your parents taken. He was looking for you. But they wouldn't say where you were. So he gave the order. 183 44 1.133 183.20 — finger hurt (flaneur) 67.00 67.00 January 16, 2021
13. #3640565 The dark is generous, and it is patient. It is the dark that seeds cruelty into justice, that drips contempt into compassion, that poisons love with grains of doubt. The dark can be patient, because the slightest drop of rain will cause those seeds to sprout. The rain will come, and the seeds will sprout, for the dark is the soil in which they grow, and it is the clouds above them, and it waits behind the star that gives them light. The dark's patience is infinite. Eventually, even stars burn out. 502 13 1.130 137.13 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 88.41 88.41 January 20, 2021
14. #4680061 Your father was the most hated man in the galaxy. He caused so much death and destruction for many years. But you saw there was conflict inside him. You believed that he wasn't gone. That he could be turned. 207 45 1.128 134.90 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 68.38 68.38 January 16, 2021
15. #334 Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy. 176 4 1.126 31.95 — Christian (jedijunkie) 27.77 27.77 February 1, 2021
16. #4680012 Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. 425 11 1.124 124.43 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 80.04 80.04 January 16, 2021
17. #4680096 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. 162 49 1.122 122.52 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 64.77 64.77 January 19, 2021
18. #4680003 Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict... 488 11 1.111 107.90 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 81.02 81.02 February 27, 2021
19. #3551518 What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order Sixty-Six came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word. 481 8 1.110 123.65 — adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) 87.20 87.20 January 20, 2021
20. #3810876 I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. 224 32 1.108 120.09 — SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) 66.83 66.83 January 16, 2021
21. #3810881 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. 162 48 1.107 82.13 — Humphrey (humphrey123) 52.63 52.63 January 18, 2021
22. #4680095 But it's what you wanted. Your friendship with Chancellor Palpatine seems to have paid off. Anakin, I am on your side. I did not want to put you in this situation. 163 35 1.107 118.36 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 67.08 67.08 January 19, 2021
23. #4680025 You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be. But be patient, Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master. 301 33 1.105 101.96 — Epic (epic_gamer2834) 65.34 65.34 January 19, 2021
24. #4680054 I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. 224 36 1.104 129.07 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 71.29 71.29 January 16, 2021
25. #4680008 The First Order reigns. Having decimated the peaceful Republic, Supreme Leader Snoke now deploys his merciless legions to seize military control of the galaxy. Only General Leia Organa's band of resistance fighters stand against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight. But the Resistance has been exposed. As the First Order speeds toward the Rebel base, the brave heroes mount a desperate escape... 473 7 1.104 80.34 — Tsunami (bmo12) 72.46 72.46 January 18, 2021
26. #4680105 Look at yourself. You wanted to prove to my mother that you were a Jedi, but you've proven something else. You can't go back to her now, like I can't. 150 50 1.103 100.04 — darkmax000 (darkmax0000) 56.98 56.98 January 16, 2021
27. #4680113 Perhaps I can translate. Oh! The location of the wayfinder has been inscribed upon this dagger. It's the clue that Master Luke was looking for. 143 38 1.100 96.49 — ppengwinn (ppengwinn) 51.39 51.39 January 20, 2021
28. #4680038 They don't have long. No one is coming to help them. And you are the one who led them here. Strike me down. Take the throne. Reign over the new Empire, and the fleet will be yours. Only you have the power to save them. Refuse, and your new family... dies. 255 24 1.099 143.40 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 68.53 68.53 January 16, 2021
29. #3810882 Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it! 205 44 1.098 125.70 — Jared (emperorjared) 66.19 66.19 January 19, 2021
30. #3622346 You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. 150 42 1.098 158.52 — ASourMango (asourmango) 67.31 67.31 January 16, 2021
31. #4680100 For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the empire. 156 46 1.095 101.69 — Gimbly (gimbly) 62.07 62.07 January 18, 2021
32. #3551168 "Now this is what I call cold!" Luke Skywalker's voice broke the silence he had observed since leaving the newly established Rebel base hours earlier. He was astride a Tauntaun, the only other living being as far as the eye could see. He felt tired and alone, and the sound of his own voice startled him. 304 15 1.090 102.25 — Sander (cubit33) 78.97 78.97 January 20, 2021
33. #4680080 It is of no concern. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders. 181 51 1.089 93.03 — Tsunami (bmo12) 59.60 59.60 January 20, 2021
34. #4680037 The might of the Final Order will soon be ready. It will be yours if you do as I ask. Kill the girl, end the Jedi and become what your grandfather Vader could not. You will rule all the galaxy as the new emperor. But beware. She is not who you think she is. 257 39 1.086 113.86 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 62.83 62.83 January 19, 2021
35. #4680044 Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you. 231 35 1.083 123.45 — N (natejam) 71.65 71.65 January 16, 2021
36. #4680020 I will not defer. I've come before you to resolve this attack on our sovereignty now. I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee! If this body is not capable of action, I suggest new leadership is needed. I move for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's leadership! 331 20 1.081 125.56 — adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) 76.86 76.86 January 20, 2021
37. #12 What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like... suicide. 143 44 1.081 121.79 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 56.26 56.26 January 17, 2021
38. #4680009 Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt. Little does Luke know that the Galactic Empire has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy... 458 12 1.079 111.19 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 82.57 82.57 January 20, 2021
39. #4680045 Do you still count the days since your parents left? Such pain in you. Such anger. I don't wanna have to kill you. I'm going to find you and I'm going to turn you to the Dark Side. When I offer you my hand again... you'll take it. 230 31 1.076 112.03 — N (natejam) 63.98 63.98 January 20, 2021
40. #4680022 Luke searched for it. For a long time. He nearly found it. There are ciphers here I can't read. But he said to get there, you need one of these. A Sith wayfinder. They're compasses that lead the way to Exegol. To stop what we both know is coming... I need to finish what Luke started. Find Exegol. Find the Emperor. 315 19 1.074 91.47 — Tsunami (bmo12) 65.76 65.76 January 19, 2021
41. #4680019 You don't just have power. You have his power. You're his granddaughter. You are a Palpatine. My mother was the daughter of Vader. Your father was the son of the Emperor. What Palpatine doesn't know is we're a dyad in the Force, Rey. Two that are one. We'll kill him together and take the throne. You know what you need to do. You know. 336 20 1.073 137.47 — Jared (emperorjared) 68.12 68.12 January 20, 2021
42. #4680052 You don't have to do this. I feel the conflict in you. It's tearing you apart. Ben, when we touched hands, I saw your future. Just the shape of it but solid and clear. You will not bow before Snoke. You'll turn. I'll help you. 226 55 1.073 145.49 — police (styrofoam) 62.56 62.56 January 17, 2021
43. #4680064 I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come for me. He can feel it when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission. I have to face him. 202 42 1.073 117.55 — Typhoid (typhoid) 67.28 67.28 January 17, 2021
44. #3641209 I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. 130 33 1.072 101.16 — (ninja_h2) 52.53 52.53 January 18, 2021
45. #4680084 We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator. 174 52 1.071 144.61 — police (styrofoam) 64.17 64.17 January 19, 2021
46. #4680041 To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous. 248 39 1.071 114.40 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 65.91 65.91 January 16, 2021
47. #4680024 You call for order. You beat us down. But when your shiny neck was threatened, you squealed like a whoop hog. The evidence blew up with the base but you and I know the truth. When I put a gun to your head, you shut down Starkiller shields. Now what would your troops do if they found out? Or your masters? 305 36 1.065 94.16 — Tsunami (bmo12) 65.51 65.51 February 2, 2021
48. #4680000 General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. 590 5 1.065 98.01 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 83.36 83.36 January 16, 2021
49. #4680117 You have done well, my new apprentice. Your skills are unmatched by any Sith before you. Now, Lord Vader, go and bring peace to the Empire. 139 49 1.062 119.53 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 61.53 61.53 January 16, 2021
50. #4680005 It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker have established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space... 483 15 1.061 115.21 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 75.47 75.47 January 20, 2021
51. #4680039 No you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other. 252 34 1.061 135.69 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 68.74 68.74 January 20, 2021
52. #4680099 I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam. 157 54 1.060 135.82 — police (styrofoam) 62.93 62.93 January 19, 2021
53. #4680004 There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This Separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an Army of the Republic to assist the overwhelmed Jedi... 486 14 1.059 116.74 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 77.10 77.10 January 16, 2021
54. #4680083 You think you can turn him. Pathetic child. I cannot be betrayed. I cannot be beaten. I see his mind. I see his every intent. Yes. I see him turning the lightsaber to strike true. 179 28 1.058 117.76 — zerg (zerggirl) 61.06 61.06 January 16, 2021
55. #4680036 Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now - if you choose the quick and easy path as Vader did - you will become an agent of evil. 258 44 1.057 115.11 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 65.57 65.57 January 18, 2021
56. #4680076 I did not expect Skywalker to be so wise. We will give him and the Jedi Order the death he desires. After the Rebels are gone, we will go to his planet and obliterate the entire island. 185 32 1.056 90.09 — John (craftinpark) 59.23 59.23 January 16, 2021
57. #4680056 Forgive me. I feel it again... the call from light. Supreme Leader senses it. Show me again, the power of the darkness, and I'll let nothing stand in our way. Show me, grandfather, and I will finish what you started. 216 42 1.056 108.47 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 64.19 64.19 January 21, 2021
58. #4680047 Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. 229 37 1.055 135.86 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 67.07 67.07 January 16, 2021
59. #4680028 You can see here, the Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor. Although the weapon systems on this Death Star or not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield which is generated from the nearby forest moon of Endor. 284 36 1.053 111.01 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 62.10 62.10 January 20, 2021
60. #4680017 Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps she will! 370 20 1.053 100.15 — Paul (mcbain788) 67.25 67.25 January 22, 2021
61. #4680066 My worthy apprentice, son of darkness, heir apparent to Lord Vader, where there was conflict I now sense resolved, where there was weakness, strength. Complete your training and fulfill your destiny. 199 35 1.053 100.01 — Yellow039 (yellow039) 57.24 57.24 January 20, 2021
62. #3550323 Is this some type of test, Revan? Some type of trick? You came seeking our aid; you came in search of a way to enter the Temple of the Ancients. You claimed to be seeking a way to destroy the Star Forge, and we were foolish enough to believe you. Unaware of your true nature, we helped you enter the Temple. But you betrayed us, Revan. Instead of destroying the terrible legacy of our ancestors, you unleashed the evil of the Star Forge upon an unsuspecting galaxy. And now you stand before the Council of Elders once more. And once more we ask you: for what reason have you returned, Revan? 591 12 1.052 84.38 — Britt (brittney001) 73.06 73.06 February 7, 2021
63. #4680062 For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. 205 40 1.052 115.21 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 62.98 62.98 January 22, 2021
64. #4680078 You don't need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your feelings. Then, you will be invincible. I have said it many times, you are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met. 183 37 1.050 89.70 — Alex Jane (alex_jane) 52.40 52.40 January 19, 2021
65. #4680098 The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. 157 50 1.050 140.26 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 62.75 62.75 January 21, 2021
66. #4680120 It's over, Commander. The rebels have been routed and they're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit. 133 38 1.049 82.52 — Adam (adamsyaq) 48.58 48.58 January 17, 2021
67. #4680081 Your hatred, your anger. You want to kill me. That is what I want. Kill me... and my spirit will pass into you. As all the Sith live in me... you will be Empress... we will be one. 180 52 1.048 85.94 — Kratzuli (kratzuli) 55.34 55.34 January 16, 2021
68. #4680103 Ah, yes. A Jedi's weapon, much like your father's. By now you must know that your father can never be turned from the Dark Side. So will it be with you. 152 55 1.047 99.00 — Trash (jayohobo) 53.92 53.92 January 21, 2021
69. #3810877 Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire. 300 32 1.046 100.89 — Paul (mcbain788) 63.91 63.91 January 18, 2021
70. #4680018 Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first met him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. 361 28 1.046 91.41 — Tsunami (bmo12) 67.78 67.78 January 16, 2021
71. #4680032 You don't need Luke Skywalker. You think what? I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order? What did you think was going to happen here? You think that I came to the most unfindable place in the galaxy for no reason at all? Go away. 262 34 1.045 103.50 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 63.12 63.12 January 17, 2021
72. #4680071 At the height of their powers, they allowed Darth Sidious to rise, create the Empire, and wipe them out. It was a Jedi Master who was responsible for the training and creation of Darth Vader. 191 36 1.043 91.29 — Jordan (elusiv) 59.05 59.05 January 28, 2021
73. #4680057 It's carrying a section of a navigational chart. And we have the rest. Recovered from the archives of the Empire, but we need the last piece. And, somehow, you convinced the droid to show it to you. You. A scavenger. 216 34 1.043 112.67 — Bitbat (bitbat) 59.26 59.26 January 19, 2021
74. #4680042 It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo? 237 35 1.042 104.92 — Birdie (magic_birdie) 62.07 62.07 January 19, 2021
75. #4680055 You're so lonely... So afraid to leave... At night, desperate to sleep... You imagine an ocean... I see it... I see the island... And Han Solo... You feel like he's the father you never had. He would have disappointed you. 222 29 1.041 91.13 — Tsunami (bmo12) 52.92 52.92 January 20, 2021
76. #4680059 You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. 210 31 1.036 113.54 — Manny (manny_rm) 61.62 61.62 January 20, 2021
77. #4680094 There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations. 165 48 1.036 92.39 — Philip (watio) 53.79 53.79 January 19, 2021
78. #4680102 What our mothers and fathers fought for, we will not let die. Not today. Today, we make our last stand. For the galaxy. For Leia. For everyone we've lost. 154 42 1.030 92.14 — Charles (phantonex) 51.50 51.50 January 17, 2021
79. #4680119 That's why I wanted him to train with Luke. I just never should have sent him away. That's when I lost him. That's when I lost you both. 136 34 1.030 162.42 — practically done (g1_petrol... 64.06 64.06 January 19, 2021
80. #4680109 Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me. 146 47 1.030 89.42 — Tsunami (bmo12) 57.18 57.18 January 30, 2021
81. #4680110 I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me? 146 36 1.030 98.22 — Macintosh (macintosh_fan) 54.25 54.25 January 20, 2021
82. #4680111 Well that's Anakin's tracking signal, all right. But it's coming from Tatooine. What the blazes is he doing there? I told him to stay on Naboo. 143 40 1.027 96.38 — Vinnie (vinniethegooch) 57.66 57.66 January 16, 2021
83. #3810880 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 86 20 1.023 101.35 — Albert (albertzoom11) 45.09 45.09 January 18, 2021
84. #4680007 Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Sky... walker. 473 9 1.017 78.84 — KiddieX (emyrr) 69.34 69.34 January 19, 2021
85. #4680031 All troop carriers will assemble at the north entrance. The heavy transport ships will leave as soon as they're loaded. Only two fighter escorts per ship. The energy shield can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports. 263 38 1.017 111.02 — ð–”ð–‘ð–Žð–œð–†ð–—ð–... 58.19 58.19 January 22, 2021
86. #4680021 Yes, run! Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. 323 14 1.016 82.52 — Tsunami (bmo12) 54.73 54.73 February 3, 2021
87. #3810875 A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force. 259 36 1.015 113.20 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 63.67 63.67 January 17, 2021
88. #4680016 I'm not Resistance. I'm not a hero. I'm a stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family I'll never know. And raised to do one thing. But my first battle, I made a choice. I wasn't gonna kill for them. So I ran. Right into you. And you looked at me like no one ever had. I was ashamed of what I was. But I'm done with the First Order. I'm never going back. Rey, come with me. 386 23 1.015 97.33 — Im (typingduck) 63.55 63.55 January 26, 2021
89. #4680053 The ritual begins! She will strike me down and pledge herself as a Sith! She will draw her weapon... she will come to me... she will take her revenge... and with a stroke of her saber... the Sith are reborn! The Jedi are dead! 226 40 1.015 112.30 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 61.45 61.45 January 16, 2021
90. #4680073 Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Millennium Falcon went into light-speed, which I doubt, it'll be on the other side of the galaxy by now. 190 31 1.015 93.28 — Ashley (ashley_raven) 53.34 53.34 January 18, 2021
91. #4680075 Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love. 186 37 1.014 101.42 — SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) 53.46 53.46 January 18, 2021
92. #4680086 Built a thousand generations ago to keep these. The original Jedi texts. Just like me, they're the last of the Jedi religion. You've seen this place. You've seen this island. 174 35 1.014 101.83 — pptown (covertwaffle) 56.96 56.96 January 28, 2021
93. #4680029 This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire. 273 47 1.013 102.41 — N (natejam) 59.71 59.71 January 16, 2021
94. #4680030 He was training a new generation of Jedi. There was nobody else left to do it, so he took the burden on himself. Everything was going great, until... one boy, an apprentice, turned against him, destroyed it all. Luke felt responsible. He just walked away from everything. 271 41 1.013 129.00 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 64.04 64.04 January 20, 2021
95. #4680010 From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you - I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. 456 16 1.012 91.33 — Nick (dinedhil) 71.36 71.36 January 16, 2021
96. #4680087 Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire. 172 44 1.012 123.61 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 61.55 61.55 January 16, 2021
97. #4680082 You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anakin! I loved you! 179 47 1.011 97.90 — Voiskah (voiskah) 60.83 60.83 January 16, 2021
98. #4680048 Because she saw your spirit. Your heart. Rey, some things are stronger than blood. Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny. If you don't face Palpatine, it will mean the end of the Jedi, and the war will be lost. 228 43 1.011 123.29 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 65.49 65.49 January 17, 2021
99. #3551751 He was training a new generation of Jedi. One boy, an apprentice, turned against him, destroyed it all. Luke felt responsible. He just walked away from everything. 163 42 1.010 85.62 — Florin (onenow123) 55.98 55.98 January 19, 2021
100. #4680063 Years ago. Sorry, Annie, but you know, business is business. Sold her to a moisture farmer named Lars. Least I think it was Lars. Believe it or not, I heard he freed her and married her. Can ya beat that? 204 42 1.010 107.87 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 61.13 61.13 January 16, 2021
101. #4680072 This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are Rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, there will be no surrender... 191 37 1.006 79.95 — Varun (varuns924) 55.67 55.67 January 16, 2021
102. #4680108 You don't know a thing about me. Where I'm from. What I've seen. You don't know the First Order like I do. They'll slaughter us. We all need to run. 148 38 1.005 118.25 — Jared (emperorjared) 54.64 54.64 January 20, 2021
103. #11 Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls MY destiny. 263 35 1.004 94.01 — Talus (talus8_8) 60.42 60.42 January 16, 2021
104. #4680026 He's been planning his revenge. His followers have been building something for years. The largest fleet the galaxy has ever known. He calls it the Final Order. In 16 hours, attacks on a free worlds begin. The Emperor and his fleet have been hiding in the Unknown Regions. On a world called Exegol. 297 21 1.003 130.67 — police (styrofoam) 65.42 65.42 January 20, 2021
105. #4680035 Watch the wisecracks, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home! I'm nobody's straight-man, not on my own ship!... We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers which ought to shake the more persistent ones. 258 30 1.002 128.38 — Birdie (magic_birdie) 71.15 71.15 January 16, 2021
106. #4680089 They were filthy junk traders. Sold you off for drinking money. They're dead in a pauper's grave in the Jakku desert. You come from nothing. You're nothing. But not to me. 171 36 1.002 115.62 — Pete (petike0707) 54.91 54.91 January 20, 2021
107. #4680049 He was deceived by a lie. We all were. It appears that the Chancellor is behind everything, including the war. Palpatine is the Sith lord we've been looking for. After the death of Count Dooku, Anakin became his new apprentice. 227 32 1.002 130.85 — police (styrofoam) 60.22 60.22 January 16, 2021
108. #3800016 Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. 395 33 1.001 110.93 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 58.35 58.35 January 16, 2021
109. #3640607 War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor... 478 7 1.000 93.57 — N (natejam) 78.45 78.45 February 2, 2021
110. #13 It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. 320 16 1.000 118.30 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 71.69 71.69 January 25, 2021
111. #4680033 A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force. 259 44 1.000 117.16 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 65.86 65.86 January 16, 2021
112. #3810879 Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? 208 48 0.999 106.36 — Trash (jayohobo) 62.49 62.49 January 19, 2021
113. #3550860 Now the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field, created by all living things. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together. 162 26 0.998 121.68 — Jared (emperorjared) 56.35 56.35 January 19, 2021
114. #4680013 The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of revenge in the sinister voice of the late Emperor Palpatine. General Leia Organa dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while Rey, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical First Order. Meanwhile, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power... 418 12 0.994 105.06 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 69.17 69.17 January 30, 2021
115. #4680060 The Alliance... will die. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenceless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! 208 51 0.993 116.17 — Kaleb (kae12399) 61.42 61.42 January 16, 2021
116. #3640676 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. 273 27 0.993 83.45 — steline (burntscones) 56.74 56.74 January 28, 2021
117. #4680011 Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph! Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless! 447 15 0.993 86.56 — Alex (swaiga) 68.69 68.69 January 18, 2021
118. #4680027 I went to confront him, and he turned on me. He must've thought I was dead. When I came to, the temple was burning. He had vanished with a handful of my students, and slaughtered the rest. Leia blamed Snoke, but... it was me. I failed. Because I was Luke Skywalker. Jedi Master. A legend. 288 42 0.993 115.47 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 56.63 56.63 January 18, 2021
119. #4680106 The Dark Side of the Force has clouded their vision, my friend. Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith Lord called Darth Sidious. 149 39 0.992 82.47 — Jacob (jacobf01) 52.85 52.85 January 16, 2021
120. #4680070 We have a spy in our ranks, who just sent a message to the Resistance. Whoever this traitor is won't stop us. With what I've seen on Exegol... the First Order is about to become a true Empire. 192 23 0.989 80.81 — TE (tesellwood) 53.76 53.76 January 29, 2021
121. #4680043 This little droid. I think he's searching for his former master, but I've never seen such devotion in a droid before. Uh, he claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what he's talking about? 236 29 0.988 94.37 — N (natejam) 60.15 60.15 January 19, 2021
122. #4680046 It's these funny little cuts on the side that give it away. Those analysis droids only focus on symbols. Huh! I should think that you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and... heh heh heh... wisdom. 229 44 0.987 90.45 — Dusty (d_us_vb) 57.60 57.60 January 20, 2021
123. #4680034 Oh, read them, have you? Page-turners they were not. Yes, yes, yes. Wisdom they held, but that library contained nothing that the girl Rey does not already possess. Skywalker, still looking to the horizon. Never here, now, hmm? The need in front of your nose. 259 25 0.987 144.04 — police (styrofoam) 60.49 60.49 January 22, 2021
124. #4680050 Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort... 227 56 0.987 109.77 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 59.75 59.75 January 19, 2021
125. #14 The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible smell you've discovered! Let's get out of here! 106 9 0.986 33.95 — Sebastian (platooner) 23.34 23.34 January 18, 2021
126. #4680068 You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia. 197 35 0.984 121.32 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 59.65 59.65 January 20, 2021
127. #4680093 I can't walk out on this war. Not 'til it's over. Maybe it is. We sent out a call for help at the Battle of Crait. Nobody came. Everyone's so afraid. They've given up. 167 24 0.983 114.18 — I love my thicc girlfriend ... 53.84 53.84 January 19, 2021
128. #4680015 For many years, there was balance and then I saw... Ben. My nephew with that mighty Skywalker blood. And in my hubris, I thought I could train him, I could pass on my strengths. Han was... Han was about it, but... Leia trusted me with her son. I took him, and a dozen students, and began a training temple. By the time I realized I was no match for the darkness rising in him, it was too late. 393 21 0.981 125.17 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 70.33 70.33 January 16, 2021
129. #4680104 I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, but now I am the master. 151 41 0.981 148.08 — (adma) 56.43 56.43 January 20, 2021
130. #333 It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon. 232 23 0.979 144.59 — (valikor) 50.26 50.26 January 16, 2021
131. #4680074 You think it was luck that Chewie and I found the Falcon? If we can find it on our scanners, the First Order's not far behind. Wanna get BB-8 to the Resistance? Maz Kanata's our best bet. 187 33 0.978 77.97 — Tsunami (bmo12) 51.94 51.94 January 16, 2021
132. #4680058 I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead... every single one of them. And not just the men. But the women... and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM! 214 43 0.977 99.98 — John (craftinpark) 59.76 59.76 January 20, 2021
133. #4680040 Heeded my words not, did you? Pass on what you have learned. Strength. Mastery. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters. 250 30 0.975 89.08 — Andres (defmaxer) 60.41 60.41 January 18, 2021
134. #4680014 Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. 395 26 0.974 125.34 — police (styrofoam) 66.70 66.70 January 18, 2021
135. #4680090 It's outrageous! After four trials in the Supreme Court, Nute Gunray is still the viceroy of the Trade Federation! I feel the Senate is powerless to resolve this crisis. 169 32 0.973 106.68 — tebond (tebond) 51.98 51.98 January 16, 2021
136. #4680092 No, no. You're still holding on! Let go! You want to know the truth about your parents or have you always known? You've just hidden it away. You know the truth. Say it. 168 32 0.972 91.52 — Sarah (happylucylocket) 54.84 54.84 January 18, 2021
137. #4680112 Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi. 143 32 0.970 93.12 — Azaan (azstar) 55.91 55.91 January 29, 2021
138. #4680067 Be mindful of your thoughts, Anakin, they betray you. You've made a commitment to the Jedi Order... a commitment not easily broken... and don't forget she's a politician. They're not to be trusted. 197 42 0.970 95.84 — Paul (mcbain788) 58.21 58.21 January 20, 2021
139. #4680051 I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is... it's true. The Force. The Jedi. All of it. It's all true. 227 39 0.965 127.75 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 56.66 56.66 January 18, 2021
140. #3551603 I've seen this raw strength only once before, with Ben Solo. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now. 105 20 0.961 89.53 — Daniel (tennisgazelle) 41.61 41.61 January 18, 2021
141. #4680077 Lesson two. Now that they're extinct, the Jedi are romanticized, deified. But if your strip away the myth and look at their deeds, the legacy of the Jedi is failure. Hypocrisy, hubris. 184 27 0.956 66.09 — tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... 40.86 40.86 January 21, 2021
142. #3550761 Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis the Wise was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even stop the ones he cared about from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from dying, but not himself. 781 3 0.954 111.39 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 89.86 89.86 January 27, 2021
143. #4680091 Deserters? All of us here were stormtroopers. We mutinied at the battle of Ansett Island. They told us to fire on civilians. We wouldn't do it. We laid our weapons down. 169 27 0.950 79.60 — darkmax000 (darkmax0000) 47.24 47.24 January 21, 2021
144. #4680097 If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility to me, so don't do anything foolish! 162 48 0.949 93.89 — Steve (xenoxinius) 53.44 53.44 January 20, 2021
145. #4680118 Oh, come on! How can you know my father? You don't even know who I am. Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time! 137 42 0.942 79.02 — Alex Jane (alex_jane) 47.98 47.98 January 16, 2021
146. #4060096 He prevailed upon Cradossk's majordomo; an obsequious Twi'lek like the ones so often encountered in high-level service positions, to move him to a more spartan residence in the Guild compound. 192 19 0.940 136.99 — police (styrofoam) 69.29 69.29 January 16, 2021
147. #4680006 War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor... 478 16 0.940 104.24 — retired, for now á¢.‸.á... 71.79 71.79 February 2, 2021
148. #335 During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy. 270 18 0.937 68.79 — Máté (magalamate) 45.69 45.69 January 22, 2021
149. #4680085 Sorry. Han. Mr. Solo. You should know, I'm a big deal in the Resistance. Which puts a real target on my back. Are there any conspirators here? Like, First Order sympathizers? 174 29 0.937 80.41 — Tsunami (bmo12) 43.62 43.62 January 16, 2021
150. #4680069 The Emperor's wayfinder is in the Imperial vault. At delta 3-6, transient 9-3-6, bearing 3-2, on a moon in the Endor system. From the southern shore. Only this blade tells. Only this blade tells. 195 32 0.899 71.64 — Charles (phantonex) 49.83 49.83 January 19, 2021
151. #4680101 An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. 154 38 0.877 99.21 — Teletek (teletek) 53.74 53.74 January 25, 2021
152. #4680088 No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie! Chewie this won't help me! Hey! Save your strength. There'll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me? Huh? 171 27 0.828 78.11 — Charles (phantonex) 41.14 41.14 January 16, 2021