Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#5220045 |
It is true that the more complicated a person is, the more interesting he is. But at the same time, the more dangerous he is. |
125 |
5 |
1.276 |
164.51 — (scraex) |
136.11 |
136.11 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 2. |
#5220014 |
When you need some help to get by, something to make you feel strong. Reach for Juggernog tonight, sugar seduction delight. When you need to feel big and strong, reach for Juggernog tonight! |
190 |
8 |
1.211 |
142.89 — (scraex) |
126.14 |
126.14 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 3. |
#5220008 |
For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future. I said, "Are certain to miss the future!" |
194 |
11 |
1.135 |
146.35 — (scraex) |
125.85 |
125.85 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 4. |
#5220034 |
The world has been your battlefield. Everywhere you go the blood of brothers and sons screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it, because this soil is not your own. But you will... you will. |
203 |
14 |
1.113 |
144.26 — (scraex) |
118.64 |
118.64 |
June 2, 2022 |
| 5. |
#5220007 |
I don't know about you, but if I buried someone in my own backyard I'd think about it all the time. I think... I think maybe I should move that body, but then I remember the DNA leeches into soil, so even when the body is gone the proof of what had done would still be there. I can imagine how it feels; the pressure, the constant fear. It's more than a man can bare. |
367 |
11 |
1.097 |
144.06 — (scraex) |
124.55 |
124.55 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 6. |
#5220025 |
Confirming reports of large-scale mechanization by the German forces. Attempts to gather intel are being hampered by the infected enemy. |
136 |
11 |
1.089 |
135.79 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
114.43 |
114.43 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 7. |
#5220042 |
Thor was angry with us. He beat his anvil and the waves grew ever taller. Soaked the boats, and one went down, heavy with water. We saw it, and heard the cries of the men hauled down into the deep. And then, at first light, we saw another had vanished. Storm wrecked, the men all drowned. |
288 |
5 |
1.088 |
117.12 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
113.12 |
113.12 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 8. |
#5220038 |
Jesus wept. |
11 |
61 |
1.076 |
253.85 — (joshua728) |
136.61 |
136.61 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 9. |
#5220029 |
I'm trying to remember... The staffs of the ancients were lost, but father made copies! You can find them! You can get me out! You can open the gateway to Agartha! |
163 |
10 |
1.071 |
135.21 — (scraex) |
113.04 |
113.04 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 10. |
#5220037 |
Let's take a moment and break the ice, so my intentions are known. See, I have pity in watching you suffer. I know the feeling of being damned alone. I got a story book of my own. Don't you see I am your pride, agent of wealth, bearer of needs. And you know it's right. I am your war, arming the strong, aiding the weak. Know me by name: Shepherd of fire. |
355 |
8 |
1.067 |
137.47 — (scraex) |
124.15 |
124.15 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 11. |
#5220012 |
Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men. |
64 |
17 |
1.058 |
167.85 — (zambricks) |
137.98 |
137.98 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 12. |
#5220028 |
I am the only one undone. I'm a broken miracle now. I don't feel like I am real, but I know it's all imaginary. Are they real, and do they feel? Is all the pain just inside my head? I am what men love more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife, what dead men have and rich require. I'm what contented men desire. You want me to be gone, but I have just begun. |
370 |
8 |
1.054 |
135.79 — (scraex) |
125.63 |
125.63 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 13. |
#5220004 |
Masyaf has not been home to the Assassins for almost 300 years now. Can we still claim it for our own? Are we welcome there? Ah, I am weary of this fight, Claudia. Not because I am tired, but because our struggle seems to move in one direction only: Towards chaos. Today I have more questions than answers. This is why I have come so far: to find clarity, to find the wisdom left behind by the great Altair so that I may better understand the purpose of our fight, and my place in it. |
484 |
9 |
1.052 |
135.56 — (scraex) |
119.36 |
119.36 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 14. |
#5220023 |
After we breached the catacombs at the dig site, my men began to get sick. Within a day they became like the others: living dead. |
129 |
8 |
1.044 |
129.90 — (scraex) |
115.03 |
115.03 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 15. |
#5220013 |
When everything's been draggin' you down, grabbed you by the hair and pulled you to the ground. If you wanna get up, you need a little revive. If you wanna get up, you need a little revive! |
189 |
12 |
1.043 |
132.28 — (scraex) |
120.02 |
120.02 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 16. |
#5220030 |
Father said the chambers were doorways, opened by the songs of the ancients. Harness the Elements, only with all can Agartha be reached. |
136 |
18 |
1.033 |
159.22 — police (styrofoam) |
115.94 |
115.94 |
June 4, 2022 |
| 17. |
#5220005 |
Man killed the vice-president's brother. In a month he's getting the chair, which means no one up this river is more dangerous than him. 'Cause he's got nothing to lose now, what are they gonna do? Kill him twice? |
213 |
12 |
1.031 |
133.74 — (scraex) |
119.32 |
119.32 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 18. |
#5220001 |
Claudia, my dearest sister, I have been in Acre a week now, safe and in high spirits, but prepared for the worst. The men and women who have fed and sheltered me here also gave me warning that the road to Masyaf is overrun by mercenaries and bandits not native to this land. What this could mean, I dread to guess. |
314 |
9 |
1.028 |
134.13 — (scraex) |
117.97 |
117.97 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 19. |
#5220031 |
There's more to do, father said the staffs weren't powerful enough. He said the clues were in the writings of the ancients. There were riddles hidden within the chambers, for so long he tried, and tried to solve them, but he couldn't. He didn't know what to do. Every journey begins with a single step, this is step one. |
320 |
13 |
1.019 |
133.84 — (scraex) |
114.66 |
114.66 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 20. |
#5220002 |
When I first set out from Roma ten months ago I did so with a single purpose: to discover what our father did not. In a letter written the year before my birth, he makes mention of a library hidden beneath the stones of Masyaf castle; a sanctum full of invaluable wisdom. |
271 |
8 |
1.003 |
124.87 — (scraex) |
113.27 |
113.27 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 21. |
#5220011 |
Zombies... Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression. Gentlemen, lock and load. |
157 |
10 |
0.996 |
128.34 — (scraex) |
114.08 |
114.08 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 22. |
#5220041 |
It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares for a feast. Soon I shall be drinking ale from curved horns. This hero that comes into Valhalla does not lament his death! I shall not enter Odin's hall with fear. There I shall wait for my sons to join me. And when they do, I will bask in their tales of triumph. The Aesir will welcome me! My death comes without apology! And I welcome the Valkyries to summon me home! |
411 |
6 |
0.989 |
125.64 — (scraex) |
111.76 |
111.76 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 23. |
#5220009 |
Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today. - In good faith! - In good faith, to sort this thing out. - And why is he here? He lost! |
211 |
5 |
0.987 |
122.01 — (scraex) |
114.81 |
114.81 |
June 9, 2022 |
| 24. |
#5220036 |
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails. You tied my lead and pulled my chain to watch my blood begin to boil, but I'm gonna break... I'm gonna break my... I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run. I'm gonna break... I'm gonna break my... I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run. Too cold to start a fire. I'm burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones. I'll take the river down to still waters and ride a pack of dogs. I'm gonna break... I'm gonna break my... I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run. |
508 |
6 |
0.986 |
123.14 — (scraex) |
111.27 |
111.27 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 25. |
#5220015 |
Your hands are slow, your movement's sluggish. Your lack of speed just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now and speed is mastered. Press those lips against the only one that really moves you. Speed Cola speeds up your life. |
261 |
4 |
0.985 |
126.94 — (scraex) |
123.48 |
123.48 |
June 9, 2022 |
| 26. |
#5220032 |
Gah! I... I am alive! Ja... his brain... where's the brain? I completed the operation, just before the robot attacked. Nein, Maxis must wait. They will be here again soon. I must prepare the defenses, start up the conversion generators. |
236 |
7 |
0.977 |
125.95 — (scraex) |
113.22 |
113.22 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 27. |
#5220010 |
As I always say, "Forgive your enemies, but remember their names." Now gentlemen, as I like to think in the long history of the world that there are only a few generations... - Sounds like someone's breaking in! - It's just a storm, Dick. Sit down! |
248 |
12 |
0.975 |
127.64 — (scraex) |
113.37 |
113.37 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 28. |
#5220043 |
When the God Loki had done something terribly bad, the other Gods took him to a nasty dark cave. And there they chained him on three sharp rocks. And above him they fastened a vile snake so that its poison would drip, drip, drip, forever on Loki's face. |
253 |
2 |
0.973 |
123.76 — (scraex) |
117.99 |
117.99 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 29. |
#5220003 |
Should anything happen to me, Claudia, should my skills fail me or my ambition lead me astray, do not seek retribution or revenge in my memory, but fight to continue the search for truth so that all may benefit. My story is one of many thousands... and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon. |
299 |
8 |
0.971 |
125.15 — (scraex) |
114.13 |
114.13 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 30. |
#5220026 |
If you're going to talk to your imaginary friends, Stu, you might wanna wait until you're in a z-free zone! |
107 |
15 |
0.966 |
137.80 — (scraex) |
112.54 |
112.54 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 31. |
#5220044 |
I try to live like the gods. I reject everything of this world... Honor and glory, love of oneself, even shame. I only care about the will of the gods. Only then can everything worldly pass away, can the voices of the gods be heard. And then their spirit dwells in me, and I feel the ability to heal and prophecy. And take on the sins of the world... Upon myself. |
363 |
2 |
0.965 |
118.20 — (scraex) |
116.81 |
116.81 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 32. |
#5220027 |
I can fly like a bird not in the sky, which can always swim and always dry. I say goodbye at night and morning hi. I'm part of you. What am I? I follow and lead as you pass. Dress yourself in black, my darkness lasts. I flee the light but without the sun your view of me would be gone. I can see the damage that I am causing you is so benign. You want me to be gone, but I have just begun. |
389 |
7 |
0.964 |
129.78 — (scraex) |
114.29 |
114.29 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 33. |
#5220006 |
Does not a warm handshake feel better than a cold... shank? |
59 |
19 |
0.963 |
146.19 — (zambricks) |
126.67 |
126.67 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 34. |
#5220022 |
It began long ago, on the battlefields of the Great War. Two German scientists sought to harness dark and mysterious forces buried for centuries. They believed their discoveries would assure Germany's ultimate victory. But they could never have imagined just what else their research would unearth. - As an ancient evil ravaged the front lines, the hopes of the Allies rested on three soldiers set to stop it. - My name is Samantha. I'm going to tell you how all this really began. |
481 |
8 |
0.959 |
123.77 — (scraex) |
106.28 |
106.28 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 35. |
#5220024 |
Field report. Confirming arrival at site identified in our intel. No sign of the target nor the other agents believed to be on intercept course. Dempsey out. |
157 |
5 |
0.957 |
123.31 — (scraex) |
109.29 |
109.29 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 36. |
#5220039 |
Hey, hey guys! It's Ken Rosenberg here, hey! Heh, heh, hey, great. Hey, well I am gonna drive you guys to the meet, OK? Now, I have talked to the suppliers and they are very keen to start a business relationship. So, if all goes well we should be doing very nicely for ourselves, which is... y'know, good. Okay, so, they're brothers, okay? One operates the business and the other one does the flying... - OK, that's them in the chopper. Alright, here's the deal. They want a straight exchange on open ground, alright? OK, stay tight. Let's go. |
543 |
7 |
0.951 |
122.57 — (scraex) |
111.61 |
111.61 |
June 22, 2022 |
| 37. |
#5220046 |
Nearby is Valhalla, vast and gold-bright. And every day, Odin chooses slain men to join him. They arm themselves and fight in the courtyard. They kill one another; but every night they rise again, and ride back to the hall, and feast. The roof is made out of shields. The rafters are spears. Coats of mail litter the benches. A wolf stands at the Western door and an eagle hovers above it. It has five hundred and forty doors, and when Ragnarok comes, eight hundred warriors will march out of each door, shoulder to shoulder. |
525 |
4 |
0.949 |
122.33 — (scraex) |
111.60 |
111.60 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 38. |
#5220021 |
Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen. If you're feeling underpowered, I'll help you make amends. Stick your weapon in the slot and let it change your luck. Few things in life are guaranteed, but I promise this won't suck. Punch your fists into the air and raise a rebel yell. There's lots of baduns out there you need to send to hell. With Pack-A-Punch I have a hunch. Your problems will be gone, but if you end up on the ground, sing a country western song. Pack-A-Punch everybody. |
483 |
9 |
0.948 |
122.16 — (scraex) |
115.53 |
115.53 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 39. |
#5220019 |
To err is human, to forgive is divine. Well I'm not forgiving and the error ain't mine. They ain't quite human, at least they're not to my eyes. One sip of this and I'll give 'em the shock of their lives, yeah. We got the guns and we got the bombs. In Deadshot heaven we pop skulls for fun. Zero in baby, zero on that spot. The hot spot baby, give it all you got. So quit complainin' about your bad aimin'. Just try, try again for me with the headshot power of Deadshot Daiquiri. |
479 |
10 |
0.946 |
125.13 — (scraex) |
114.04 |
114.04 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 40. |
#5220035 |
All warfare is based on deception. For years, the West's hypocrisy has made the world a battlefield. The corrupt talk; while our brothers and sons spill their own blood. But deceit cuts both ways. The bigger the lie, the more likely people will believe it, and when a nation cries for vengeance, the lie spreads like a wildfire. The fire builds, devouring everything in its path. Our enemies believe that they alone dictate the course of history, but all it takes is the will of a single man. |
492 |
9 |
0.942 |
124.70 — (scraex) |
115.78 |
115.78 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 41. |
#5220033 |
Gah, how am I supposed to work when all around me. I am beset by the voices of the damned and the doomed. Eh, how? Calm down Edward! Focus. Was I bitten? Was I scratched? Nein, nein, I am being paranoid, I must remember what Maxis taught me. |
241 |
9 |
0.937 |
121.37 — (scraex) |
105.16 |
105.16 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 42. |
#5220016 |
Cowboys can't shoot slow or they'll end up below. When they need some help, they reach for the root beer shelf. "Yee-haw." Cowboys can't shoot slow or they'll end up below. When they need some help, they reach for the root beer shelf. "Ya thirsty, partner!?" |
258 |
12 |
0.929 |
119.75 — (scraex) |
111.74 |
111.74 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 43. |
#5220000 |
We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation. |
77 |
18 |
0.916 |
173.26 — (ginoo75) |
137.29 |
137.29 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 44. |
#5220020 |
Rest in pieces down for the count. No revival, you're bleedin' out. Your epitaph says, "You died a wealthy man." But you can have it all come back and seal the master plan with Tombstone. It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! Health is drainin', you're on the ropes. Death is waitin', don't lose your hopes. Your will and testament ain't making that much sense. You're listed as the only heir to whom you may bequest. It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! Tombstone. |
502 |
6 |
0.902 |
108.99 — (scraex) |
98.83 |
98.83 |
June 9, 2022 |
| 45. |
#5220017 |
Legend tells us of a man. A hero in a tortured land. Where senoritas lived in fear. Their lonely nights in deep despair. He was... El Burro! Across the fields, across the plains he ran so fast he dodged the rain. He was El Burro! He hurried in to save the day. Gun in hand and thrice they say: "He was strong like a mule. He was stubborn like a mule. He even kicked like a mule. El Burro, El Burro!" A man of equal soul they say, but some men more. It's just the way he was El Burro. He was El Burro. El Burro! |
510 |
9 |
0.894 |
115.23 — (scraex) |
105.52 |
105.52 |
June 3, 2022 |
| 46. |
#5220040 |
Do you not know who I am? You cannot kill me! Do you not know who I am? I am Ivar the Boneless! I am Ivar the Boneless! You cannot kill me! |
139 |
3 |
0.841 |
107.12 — (scraex) |
93.28 |
93.28 |
July 13, 2022 |
| 47. |
#5220018 |
Stamin-up-min-up. Stamin-up-min-up. Stamin-up-min-up. When you need some extra runnin'. When you need some extra time. When you want to keep on gunnin'. When you like a twist of lime. When you need to keep on movin'. When you need a get-away. When you need to keep on groovin'. When you need that vitamin K. Babe, you know you want me. Let's run the extra mile. I'll open your eyes and I'll make you see. I'll make it worth your while. Stamin-up-min-up. Sounds like it's Stamin-up time! Oh yeah! Drink it, baby. Drink it. |
521 |
6 |
0.735 |
116.67 — (scraex) |
102.71 |
102.71 |
June 3, 2022 |