Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#3640912 |
You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you. |
182 |
100 |
1.102 |
166.65 — Sumit (smtchahal2) |
83.17 |
83.17 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 2. |
#3640920 |
I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from. |
205 |
94 |
1.078 |
144.67 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
86.79 |
86.79 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 3. |
#3640921 |
I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract. |
201 |
121 |
1.071 |
159.31 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
93.12 |
85.03 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 4. |
#4350246 |
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again. |
88 |
62 |
1.064 |
179.54 — (zambricks) |
99.82 |
99.82 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 5. |
#3640917 |
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far. |
218 |
97 |
1.059 |
148.95 — dev (devpatel123) |
76.93 |
76.93 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 6. |
#3640919 |
I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I am a making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. |
200 |
125 |
1.058 |
153.34 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
97.44 |
86.81 |
December 1, 2020 |
| 7. |
#3550042 |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now. |
295 |
83 |
1.057 |
141.87 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
77.39 |
77.39 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 8. |
#4580001 |
Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. |
93 |
94 |
1.056 |
150.16 — (zambricks) |
72.38 |
72.38 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 9. |
#3820000 |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage. |
417 |
42 |
1.045 |
150.95 — police (styrofoam) |
91.58 |
91.58 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 10. |
#3640923 |
I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me. |
191 |
90 |
1.039 |
151.53 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
85.99 |
85.99 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 11. |
#3640914 |
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this. |
231 |
68 |
1.034 |
155.18 — police (styrofoam) |
77.74 |
77.74 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 12. |
#3551910 |
Ahhh... See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it. |
93 |
42 |
1.027 |
104.66 — Preda (mrpokemon04) |
52.44 |
52.44 |
December 4, 2020 |
| 13. |
#3640922 |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice. |
207 |
106 |
1.026 |
143.89 — twitch.tv/cellytherosebush ... |
80.34 |
77.40 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 14. |
#3640908 |
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors. |
223 |
63 |
1.024 |
128.79 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
79.31 |
79.31 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 15. |
#3640916 |
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands. |
174 |
81 |
1.024 |
145.72 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
79.95 |
79.95 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 16. |
#3640911 |
Now, if you're part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely you've forgotten it's even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it's about to hit five hundred degrees, so we're gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast. |
375 |
51 |
1.022 |
137.75 — police (styrofoam) |
80.15 |
80.15 |
November 30, 2020 |
| 17. |
#3640904 |
Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. |
225 |
84 |
1.022 |
143.24 — Sumit (smtchahal2) |
77.33 |
77.33 |
November 30, 2020 |
| 18. |
#3640902 |
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised. Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt. |
344 |
44 |
1.018 |
135.11 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
81.97 |
81.97 |
December 3, 2020 |
| 19. |
#3640907 |
The average human male is about sixty percent water. Far as we're concerned, that's a little extravagant. So if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test, that's normal. We're gonna hit you with some jet engines, and see if we can't get you down to twenty or thirty percent. |
276 |
85 |
1.016 |
145.35 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
77.28 |
77.28 |
November 30, 2020 |
| 20. |
#3551930 |
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not. |
155 |
71 |
1.014 |
119.47 — Sinan (sinan) |
60.38 |
60.38 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 21. |
#4580002 |
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! |
89 |
68 |
1.013 |
170.21 — (zambricks) |
80.19 |
80.19 |
December 2, 2020 |
| 22. |
#3640918 |
I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault. |
194 |
81 |
1.011 |
144.34 — Sumit (smtchahal2) |
79.82 |
79.82 |
December 1, 2020 |
| 23. |
#3550043 |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. |
141 |
6 |
1.006 |
53.75 — Alessandro (shrykull_scars) |
28.51 |
28.51 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 24. |
#3640910 |
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. |
227 |
110 |
1.002 |
132.05 — Sumit (smtchahal2) |
69.82 |
66.24 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 25. |
#3640913 |
In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together. |
243 |
97 |
0.996 |
127.78 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
73.65 |
73.65 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 26. |
#3551929 |
This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. |
193 |
65 |
0.996 |
114.36 — Asrielly (devilchilly) |
65.88 |
65.88 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 27. |
#3640924 |
Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again. |
255 |
62 |
0.995 |
136.29 — Sumit (smtchahal2) |
76.90 |
76.90 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 28. |
#3640903 |
Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. |
159 |
63 |
0.992 |
120.77 — Spaceburrito (spaceburrito) |
64.93 |
64.93 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 29. |
#3551932 |
Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts. |
421 |
19 |
0.982 |
121.57 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
96.80 |
96.80 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 30. |
#4580000 |
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. |
117 |
50 |
0.982 |
154.76 — Shanon (shadowyshadows) |
63.35 |
63.35 |
November 30, 2020 |
| 31. |
#4580005 |
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. |
131 |
47 |
0.976 |
97.29 — Amjad (amjadafifi) |
51.63 |
51.63 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 32. |
#3640906 |
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told. |
220 |
88 |
0.976 |
124.47 — Shu (mitsukimoon) |
68.79 |
68.79 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 33. |
#4580004 |
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised. |
107 |
39 |
0.975 |
116.92 — Damon (luvsanimals2) |
54.39 |
54.39 |
November 30, 2020 |
| 34. |
#3640905 |
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business. |
313 |
64 |
0.964 |
121.30 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
72.82 |
72.82 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 35. |
#3622182 |
Science isn't about "why." It's about "why not." Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out? Because you are fired! |
256 |
34 |
0.964 |
146.33 — police (styrofoam) |
80.31 |
80.31 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 36. |
#3640484 |
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! |
434 |
35 |
0.963 |
125.80 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
87.82 |
87.82 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 37. |
#3640909 |
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction. |
349 |
40 |
0.952 |
125.03 — police (styrofoam) |
77.78 |
77.78 |
December 2, 2020 |
| 38. |
#4580003 |
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. |
202 |
76 |
0.949 |
121.48 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
64.75 |
64.75 |
November 30, 2020 |
| 39. |
#3640901 |
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse. |
466 |
23 |
0.940 |
131.43 — nothing (galaxiedhomerow) |
83.11 |
83.11 |
December 4, 2020 |
| 40. |
#3940008 |
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes. |
119 |
83 |
0.939 |
119.38 — Blue (bluey2000) |
61.50 |
61.50 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 41. |
#3640915 |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts. |
143 |
84 |
0.918 |
113.10 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
62.99 |
62.99 |
November 28, 2020 |
| 42. |
#4580006 |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. |
100 |
35 |
0.905 |
89.20 — Andris (mrgazdag) |
52.39 |
52.39 |
November 28, 2020 |