Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4350177 |
The person that has the most to do with what happens to you is you! |
67 |
1 |
1.866 |
199.30 — č (henleyhalloran) |
199.30 |
199.30 |
September 23, 2024 |
| 2. |
#3551129 |
Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. |
108 |
2 |
1.455 |
123.51 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
111.49 |
111.49 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 3. |
#4940085 |
And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be. |
64 |
4 |
1.390 |
40.09 — Cindy (myolie) |
34.43 |
34.43 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 4. |
#3621294 |
Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them. |
77 |
1 |
1.368 |
28.86 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
28.86 |
28.86 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 5. |
#3620016 |
In that cell you found something that mattered more to you than life. |
69 |
3 |
1.360 |
159.38 — why (believeable) |
143.94 |
143.94 |
March 31, 2024 |
| 6. |
#4350229 |
If you have to ask you will never know, if you know you need only ask. |
70 |
2 |
1.349 |
168.46 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
152.52 |
152.52 |
July 25, 2024 |
| 7. |
#5390248 |
There's gonna come a time when you're gonna look back on your life and just regret all the TV you didn't watch. |
111 |
1 |
1.319 |
89.41 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
89.41 |
89.41 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 8. |
#3621433 |
Very well. You want to do business with me. I will do business with you. |
72 |
1 |
1.313 |
55.60 — Shay (shay_shay_) |
55.60 |
55.60 |
October 17, 2024 |
| 9. |
#3640556 |
She had waited all her life for something and it had killed her when it found her. |
82 |
5 |
1.300 |
210.17 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
80.74 |
80.74 |
August 21, 2021 |
| 10. |
#4350420 |
There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no god. |
79 |
3 |
1.300 |
171.89 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
127.14 |
127.14 |
March 20, 2024 |
| 11. |
#4070227 |
Just because something bears the aspect of the inevitable one should not, therefore, go along willingly with it. |
112 |
3 |
1.296 |
116.05 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
105.64 |
105.64 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 12. |
#3810671 |
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? |
118 |
2 |
1.285 |
106.70 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
105.13 |
105.13 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 13. |
#3810446 |
They don't know that we know they know we know. |
47 |
52 |
1.280 |
290.07 — typing is 99% LUCK 🍀 (re... |
193.81 |
193.81 |
November 13, 2020 |
| 14. |
#3620152 |
All in all, it was just a brick in the wall. All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall. |
92 |
1 |
1.272 |
22.56 — shees (shees) |
22.56 |
22.56 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 15. |
#1590007 |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
81 |
94 |
1.272 |
253.79 — Noah (licahfox) |
190.95 |
190.95 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 16. |
#3621368 |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. |
112 |
1 |
1.271 |
86.13 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
86.13 |
86.13 |
June 28, 2024 |
| 17. |
#5390108 |
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. |
56 |
2 |
1.270 |
136.25 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
110.24 |
110.24 |
February 16, 2024 |
| 18. |
#4350465 |
The difference between treason and patriotism is only a matter of dates. |
72 |
1 |
1.267 |
38.87 — Veeru6105 (virender6105) |
38.87 |
38.87 |
July 26, 2024 |
| 19. |
#3550039 |
It's funny how one single thing you choose to see could change the world and give mine back to me so much better. |
113 |
5 |
1.261 |
140.80 — č (henleyhalloran) |
112.39 |
112.39 |
May 9, 2024 |
| 20. |
#3811426 |
It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much. |
110 |
3 |
1.239 |
172.87 — binbin (atg19) |
142.97 |
142.97 |
February 29, 2024 |
| 21. |
#4350428 |
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself. |
90 |
3 |
1.235 |
182.00 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
132.03 |
132.03 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 22. |
#4180755 |
Lights up and they know who you are, know who you are. Do you know who you are? |
79 |
1 |
1.234 |
83.63 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
83.63 |
83.63 |
August 13, 2024 |
| 23. |
#3550887 |
You move like I want to. To see like your eyes do. |
50 |
3 |
1.229 |
110.07 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
95.42 |
95.42 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 24. |
#4350091 |
When everyone else was thinking it was time for bed, his mind was telling him it's time to get ahead of the competition. |
120 |
2 |
1.227 |
113.81 — André (xzylee) |
110.83 |
110.83 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 25. |
#5390409 |
Living for the future is more important than trying to avenge the past. |
71 |
2 |
1.227 |
39.71 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.63 |
33.63 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 26. |
#3620329 |
Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared to love in dreams. |
72 |
1 |
1.227 |
21.75 — shees (shees) |
21.75 |
21.75 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 27. |
#3810562 |
The only thing we had in common was that she was from Iowa, and I had once heard of Iowa. |
89 |
1 |
1.225 |
36.01 — Simran (sim4321) |
36.01 |
36.01 |
February 11, 2025 |
| 28. |
#4940041 |
Have you ever come to hate the very thing that you helped to create? |
68 |
4 |
1.220 |
143.81 — binbin (atg19) |
129.80 |
129.80 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 29. |
#3620630 |
I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. |
61 |
1 |
1.218 |
21.60 — shees (shees) |
21.60 |
21.60 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 30. |
#3620451 |
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. |
100 |
1 |
1.217 |
21.58 — shees (shees) |
21.58 |
21.58 |
November 23, 2024 |
| 31. |
#4350365 |
If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all. |
110 |
1 |
1.217 |
101.79 — Sylwester (rex1313) |
101.79 |
101.79 |
September 20, 2024 |
| 32. |
#4350245 |
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going. |
97 |
6 |
1.216 |
182.70 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
140.19 |
140.19 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 33. |
#5390177 |
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. |
102 |
4 |
1.215 |
164.49 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
122.24 |
122.24 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 34. |
#3550732 |
If you think that you are going to love something, give it a try. |
65 |
6 |
1.210 |
205.64 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
164.94 |
164.94 |
November 7, 2023 |
| 35. |
#3641377 |
There are spaces between the joints, and the blade of the knife has really no thickness. |
88 |
1 |
1.207 |
35.48 — Simran (sim4321) |
35.48 |
35.48 |
February 11, 2025 |
| 36. |
#3550689 |
Often the trouble with magical things. They're never quite what you'd expect. |
77 |
1 |
1.206 |
124.31 — Josh (joshbochuan2020) |
124.31 |
124.31 |
April 20, 2024 |
| 37. |
#4180478 |
You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain! |
113 |
4 |
1.205 |
146.42 — (zambricks) |
122.39 |
122.39 |
April 9, 2024 |
| 38. |
#4350171 |
Your memory is the glue that binds your life together. |
54 |
1 |
1.202 |
135.32 — Debopriyo Basu (dpbasu) |
135.32 |
135.32 |
March 9, 2024 |
| 39. |
#4350156 |
Now is the time for resting. Some things are ill to hear when the world's in shadow. |
84 |
3 |
1.201 |
172.35 — č (henleyhalloran) |
153.78 |
153.78 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 40. |
#4350186 |
Those who have made something of their lives will always look at those who haven't as clowns. |
93 |
2 |
1.198 |
104.86 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
94.80 |
94.80 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 41. |
#5390074 |
I had done this and I hadn't done that. I hadn't done this thing but I had done another. |
88 |
4 |
1.196 |
184.62 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
136.70 |
136.70 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 42. |
#5390152 |
You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading. |
72 |
2 |
1.195 |
110.34 — Nick (headhunter_jr) |
103.40 |
103.40 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 43. |
#4350278 |
There are darknesses in life and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights. |
106 |
4 |
1.195 |
185.43 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
124.04 |
124.04 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 44. |
#3641382 |
Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will be forgotten. |
88 |
2 |
1.194 |
57.89 — Ty (cherno) |
46.51 |
46.51 |
February 28, 2024 |
| 45. |
#4350652 |
Love is simply the name for the desire and pursuit of the whole. |
64 |
4 |
1.193 |
130.46 — Seph (sephie) |
111.08 |
111.08 |
June 8, 2024 |
| 46. |
#3641392 |
For one thing, time is the very thing that we are least willing to allow. |
73 |
2 |
1.193 |
122.57 — binbin (atg19) |
119.45 |
119.45 |
October 4, 2024 |
| 47. |
#3641180 |
I don't want to live someone else's idea of how to live. |
56 |
12 |
1.191 |
207.79 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
118.20 |
118.20 |
August 26, 2021 |
| 48. |
#3550362 |
Being human is about fighting even when it seems hopeless, and finding happiness even in a world that hates it. |
111 |
18 |
1.190 |
72.09 — Justyce (julcegod) |
49.52 |
49.52 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 49. |
#5390107 |
If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go and would you miss me when you get there? |
96 |
6 |
1.189 |
175.13 — why (believeable) |
127.99 |
127.99 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 50. |
#3640347 |
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, but the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time. |
111 |
25 |
1.189 |
111.96 — ilove cheese142 (ktylol) |
52.97 |
52.97 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 51. |
#5390178 |
When you fall in love with someone you aren't interested in anyone else. If you are, you aren't in love. |
104 |
4 |
1.188 |
141.05 — binbin (atg19) |
115.56 |
115.56 |
March 17, 2024 |
| 52. |
#4350513 |
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of. |
63 |
2 |
1.186 |
34.72 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
31.06 |
31.06 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 53. |
#4180387 |
You see, the rays from the star pass so near the sun that they get bent on the way to us. |
89 |
6 |
1.184 |
165.15 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
132.41 |
132.41 |
February 16, 2024 |
| 54. |
#4070052 |
And I know that you got everything, but I got nothing here without you. |
71 |
6 |
1.182 |
154.07 — Nicholas Dimitrov (nickytyp... |
110.72 |
110.72 |
February 25, 2021 |
| 55. |
#4070037 |
Oh, and when you held my hand, I knew that it was now or never. Those were the best days of my life. |
100 |
5 |
1.182 |
94.97 — SlowTyper (slower_than_thou) |
48.15 |
48.15 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 56. |
#4070296 |
I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. |
106 |
3 |
1.181 |
114.00 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
93.58 |
93.58 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 57. |
#3811383 |
I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask. |
91 |
2 |
1.180 |
108.80 — tkozek (tkozek) |
79.30 |
79.30 |
June 24, 2024 |
| 58. |
#5390277 |
Now we see that all of his previous actions are a reflection of his inexperience in love. |
89 |
2 |
1.178 |
114.83 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
101.70 |
101.70 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 59. |
#4180563 |
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope that I find it along the way. |
113 |
5 |
1.177 |
109.39 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
98.58 |
98.58 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 60. |
#5390336 |
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. |
98 |
4 |
1.176 |
184.03 — Stjepan Puškarić (indiana... |
152.73 |
152.73 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 61. |
#3551370 |
While monsters are mostly made of magic, human beings are mostly made of water. |
79 |
2 |
1.174 |
176.20 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
137.89 |
137.89 |
March 12, 2024 |
| 62. |
#3621182 |
So, I must be taken as I have been made. The success is not mine, the failure is not mine, but the two together make me. |
120 |
18 |
1.173 |
71.25 — Ankhnyam (artifakt) |
48.94 |
48.94 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 63. |
#3620505 |
Love. The reason I dislike that word is that it means too much for me, far more than you can understand. |
104 |
1 |
1.173 |
20.80 — shees (shees) |
20.80 |
20.80 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 64. |
#4350545 |
If you continue to do what you've always done, you will continue to have what you've always had. |
96 |
3 |
1.169 |
194.92 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
142.95 |
142.95 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 65. |
#3621209 |
Friend, have the courage to care little for wealth, and shape yourself, you too, to merit godhead. |
98 |
1 |
1.168 |
24.64 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
24.64 |
24.64 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 66. |
#3641409 |
I think you're a lonely person. I see all these phones and all this stuff on your desk. It means nothing. |
105 |
1 |
1.167 |
177.19 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
177.19 |
177.19 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 67. |
#1590006 |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
81 |
110 |
1.167 |
240.42 — (vonunov) |
191.71 |
184.32 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 68. |
#5390104 |
There are too many things we do not wish to know about ourselves. |
65 |
50 |
1.167 |
167.27 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
70.83 |
70.83 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 69. |
#4070021 |
The softness and fragility of baby animals caused us the same intense pain. |
75 |
3 |
1.165 |
36.15 — Simran (sim4321) |
32.70 |
32.70 |
August 14, 2024 |
| 70. |
#3620715 |
The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness and for the great bulk of mankind, happiness is better. |
113 |
23 |
1.163 |
101.22 — vinn (vincej123) |
48.39 |
48.39 |
January 17, 2024 |
| 71. |
#4350602 |
Getting information off the internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. |
80 |
1 |
1.162 |
87.62 — james060508 (james060508_) |
87.62 |
87.62 |
February 12, 2025 |
| 72. |
#4070114 |
I think you're still trying to figure out where you are. Where that ship of yours is. How to get back to that life. |
115 |
2 |
1.162 |
176.86 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
152.68 |
152.68 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 73. |
#3620907 |
Moreover, as I was still in the prime of life, it pleased me better to be up and doing. |
87 |
2 |
1.161 |
26.18 — Cindy (myolie) |
22.94 |
22.94 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 74. |
#4070030 |
You know better than you think you know, and you shall live to know me better yet. |
82 |
2 |
1.160 |
158.30 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
141.34 |
141.34 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 75. |
#3550177 |
I'm going to roll my window up, then I'm going to drive away, and you're gonna go home to your daughter. |
104 |
1 |
1.159 |
106.07 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
106.07 |
106.07 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 76. |
#3810775 |
A real artist must never be afraid of what other people are gonna say about him. |
80 |
2 |
1.158 |
53.06 — Divyansh Tiwari (div23) |
51.13 |
51.13 |
January 6, 2025 |
| 77. |
#5390171 |
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. |
84 |
2 |
1.156 |
99.19 — Terry (terry67890) |
93.58 |
93.58 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 78. |
#4070044 |
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. |
81 |
5 |
1.156 |
63.50 — Aurelien (aurelienv1388) |
45.34 |
45.34 |
August 14, 2024 |
| 79. |
#5390356 |
Women like her are only hard to love by men who believe love is just a word. |
76 |
3 |
1.155 |
174.69 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
135.14 |
135.14 |
February 16, 2024 |
| 80. |
#3621380 |
My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. |
97 |
1 |
1.154 |
20.46 — shees (shees) |
20.46 |
20.46 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 81. |
#4350425 |
I often think that men don't understand what is noble and what is ignorant, though they always talk about it. |
109 |
2 |
1.152 |
186.10 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
155.68 |
155.68 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 82. |
#4350201 |
You have the power to heal your life, and you need to know that. |
64 |
5 |
1.152 |
206.50 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
149.17 |
149.17 |
March 30, 2024 |
| 83. |
#3620010 |
For all the things you've done, for the things you might have done, and for the only thing you have left. |
105 |
691 |
1.151 |
253.67 — izanagi (etherealvoid) |
173.70 |
114.19 |
October 11, 2018 |
| 84. |
#4350517 |
However small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance was there. |
74 |
2 |
1.150 |
40.46 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.54 |
29.54 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 85. |
#4070108 |
I don't care what consequence it brings. I have been a fool for lesser things. |
78 |
4 |
1.148 |
73.57 — S.Mangayarkarasi Type Racer... |
51.25 |
51.25 |
February 15, 2024 |
| 86. |
#4350503 |
There is no difference between time and any of the dimensions of space except that our consciousness moves along it. |
116 |
28 |
1.148 |
64.38 — गौरव रूहे... |
46.39 |
46.39 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 87. |
#3550631 |
Today's the first day of the end of your lives. |
47 |
2 |
1.148 |
200.57 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
158.07 |
158.07 |
November 7, 2023 |
| 88. |
#3622348 |
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find and anyone who tried to deny you, must be out of their mind. |
113 |
5 |
1.148 |
146.83 — binbin (atg19) |
96.43 |
96.43 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 89. |
#3810648 |
We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet! |
88 |
7 |
1.146 |
59.70 — ashkar (ashku_mithadi) |
46.44 |
46.44 |
June 14, 2024 |
| 90. |
#3950024 |
This truth holds me close, rocking me like a child in a mother's arms. |
70 |
2 |
1.146 |
94.53 — aleksa (imracingontyping) |
92.91 |
92.91 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 91. |
#4350079 |
We all require devotion to something more than ourselves for our lives to be endurable. |
87 |
6 |
1.146 |
197.44 — č (henleyhalloran) |
117.19 |
117.19 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 92. |
#4070000 |
Let this moment of clarity lift this curse that has been cast upon me. |
70 |
2 |
1.145 |
34.08 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.01 |
28.01 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 93. |
#4940164 |
Don't it make you sad to know that life is more than who you are? |
65 |
75 |
1.145 |
189.35 — (zambricks) |
80.10 |
80.10 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 94. |
#4350694 |
Without imagination there is no hope, no chance to envision a better future, no place to go, no goal to reach. |
110 |
3 |
1.144 |
147.30 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
125.39 |
125.39 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 95. |
#3550141 |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
53 |
7 |
1.143 |
212.10 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
125.84 |
125.84 |
April 28, 2024 |
| 96. |
#4350172 |
Educators say that understanding is the key to learning, but how do you understand something if you can't remember it. |
118 |
3 |
1.143 |
128.35 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
102.16 |
102.16 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 97. |
#4350185 |
If you don't know what you want, how are you going to know when you get it? |
75 |
3 |
1.143 |
199.28 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
176.53 |
176.53 |
March 12, 2024 |
| 98. |
#3620330 |
This is my last message to you: in sorrow, seek happiness. |
58 |
1 |
1.143 |
24.10 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
24.10 |
24.10 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 99. |
#5390181 |
If you have to choose between me and her, choose her. Because if you really loved me, there wouldn't be any other choice. |
121 |
3 |
1.142 |
124.53 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
102.05 |
102.05 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 100. |
#3620901 |
Whoever talks about what does not concern him often hears what does not please him. |
83 |
4 |
1.141 |
175.68 — č (henleyhalloran) |
141.37 |
141.37 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 101. |
#4070041 |
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. |
58 |
5 |
1.140 |
164.62 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
122.18 |
122.18 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 102. |
#3550893 |
I'm going to take my time. I have all the time in the world. |
60 |
8 |
1.140 |
188.65 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
89.75 |
89.75 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 103. |
#3620190 |
The supreme question about a work of art is out of how deep a life does it spring. |
82 |
1 |
1.140 |
37.09 — Kovács László (kiscigo_12) |
37.09 |
37.09 |
March 13, 2025 |
| 104. |
#1970649 |
Look at this tree, Shifu: I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time. |
107 |
16 |
1.140 |
83.45 — LFK (airheadean) |
49.45 |
49.45 |
January 22, 2024 |
| 105. |
#5390043 |
Can I open a window? Can somebody open the door? There's so many reasons, I can barely take it anymore. |
103 |
1 |
1.139 |
108.72 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
108.72 |
108.72 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 106. |
#3550162 |
There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well, tell her that I miss our little talks. |
100 |
1 |
1.139 |
20.20 — shees (shees) |
20.20 |
20.20 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 107. |
#4350314 |
Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me. |
67 |
3 |
1.139 |
116.25 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
102.86 |
102.86 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 108. |
#3811318 |
I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. |
98 |
3 |
1.139 |
46.83 — ashkar (ashku_mithadi) |
39.91 |
39.91 |
July 26, 2024 |
| 109. |
#3621434 |
I think it's good that we talk. I have a problem. Now I have to find out if it is my problem or your problem. |
109 |
1 |
1.135 |
28.64 — sfsf (sfsfthediamond) |
28.64 |
28.64 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 110. |
#4070132 |
You know I can't stop thinking about you, baby, and all of the magic coins that I need to collect. |
98 |
2 |
1.135 |
36.71 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
34.16 |
34.16 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 111. |
#3640097 |
The more you see the less you know, the less you find out as you go. I knew much more then than I do now. |
105 |
2 |
1.134 |
124.57 — learningenglishthankyou (le... |
102.08 |
102.08 |
February 29, 2024 |
| 112. |
#3620321 |
I find to my amazement that the more I love mankind as a whole, the less I love man in particular. |
98 |
3 |
1.134 |
42.45 — N!KA (one_piece_is_real) |
38.58 |
38.58 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 113. |
#3620540 |
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's. |
74 |
4 |
1.134 |
37.56 — sfsf (sfsfthediamond) |
31.50 |
31.50 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 114. |
#4350322 |
No one really knows why they're alive until they know what they'd die for. |
74 |
5 |
1.133 |
169.11 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
118.27 |
118.27 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 115. |
#3810596 |
Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity? |
113 |
20 |
1.133 |
59.48 — coding188 (coding188) |
44.65 |
44.65 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 116. |
#4070084 |
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. |
78 |
7 |
1.132 |
94.21 — CrpL (crippleed) |
42.98 |
42.98 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 117. |
#4060203 |
We come from two different worlds but there's only one love that could make things easier. |
90 |
6 |
1.131 |
139.44 — Marshall (stackattack14) |
110.11 |
110.11 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 118. |
#4060198 |
Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else. |
112 |
19 |
1.130 |
68.52 — J (jizz82) |
48.88 |
48.88 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 119. |
#3550263 |
I've made something of myself, I have the keys to the capitol, people respect me. But you, you're still nothing. |
112 |
16 |
1.129 |
86.87 — ChocolateBar10 (chocolateba... |
48.45 |
48.45 |
January 22, 2024 |
| 120. |
#4350415 |
I just want to be able to stand up straight for a little while before I get cut down. |
85 |
1 |
1.128 |
134.33 — Quirkedupwhiteboy (goated_w... |
134.33 |
134.33 |
October 10, 2024 |
| 121. |
#3641018 |
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story. |
82 |
3 |
1.127 |
203.18 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
133.40 |
133.40 |
November 7, 2023 |
| 122. |
#3550074 |
You are what you are and you are where you are because of what has gone into your mind. You change what you are and you change where you are by changing what goes into your mind. |
178 |
537 |
1.127 |
204.28 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
162.98 |
111.14 |
October 15, 2018 |
| 123. |
#3640158 |
I can touch what my heart used to dream of long before I knew someone warm like you. |
84 |
4 |
1.127 |
127.53 — CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) |
116.79 |
116.79 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 124. |
#3641375 |
She did not know what this chance would be, what wind would bring it her, towards what shore it would drive her. |
112 |
8 |
1.126 |
121.65 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
59.86 |
59.86 |
May 29, 2021 |
| 125. |
#3621344 |
All he ever wanted out of life was love. You see, he just didn't have any to give. |
82 |
2 |
1.126 |
28.26 — aniket (aniket682) |
23.86 |
23.86 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 126. |
#4350369 |
To learn what we fear is to learn who we are. Horror defies our boundaries and illuminates our souls. |
101 |
4 |
1.126 |
54.94 — hasaan (hasaan087) |
39.17 |
39.17 |
August 19, 2024 |
| 127. |
#3620205 |
Take my advice and live for a long, long time. Because the maddest thing a man can do in this life is to let himself die. |
121 |
1 |
1.125 |
51.33 — YAbOIWes (yaboiwes) |
51.33 |
51.33 |
March 13, 2024 |
| 128. |
#4180147 |
I believe a man lost in the mazes of his own mind may imagine that he's anything. |
81 |
3 |
1.124 |
164.24 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
118.73 |
118.73 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 129. |
#3550573 |
Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be. |
58 |
2 |
1.124 |
82.93 — bobisnice (bobisnice3) |
67.12 |
67.12 |
May 17, 2024 |
| 130. |
#4070201 |
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment, choosing to be here right now. |
95 |
5 |
1.123 |
51.33 — kaleshi (kaleshi) |
37.51 |
37.51 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 131. |
#3810445 |
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. |
60 |
7 |
1.123 |
192.31 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
126.55 |
126.55 |
August 20, 2021 |
| 132. |
#3550083 |
I'll swear all the clocks in the world have gone centuries slower since I came here. |
84 |
1 |
1.123 |
19.91 — shees (shees) |
19.91 |
19.91 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 133. |
#4180446 |
You see, the rays from the star pass so near the sun that they get bent on the way to us. |
89 |
11 |
1.123 |
80.34 — xx_lightstrike_xx (xx_light... |
44.38 |
44.38 |
May 20, 2024 |
| 134. |
#5390491 |
There is no magic, merely the proper application of universal forces. |
69 |
61 |
1.122 |
121.19 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
62.51 |
62.51 |
January 31, 2024 |
| 135. |
#4180238 |
It's not a game if you're not having fun. It doesn't mean anything if you just focus on winning or losing. |
106 |
6 |
1.121 |
173.60 — binbin (atg19) |
112.29 |
112.29 |
April 28, 2024 |
| 136. |
#3621290 |
There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. |
77 |
3 |
1.121 |
163.06 — shuru (arandomtyper) |
116.13 |
116.13 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 137. |
#3641185 |
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. |
117 |
20 |
1.121 |
67.83 — keski6 (keski6) |
48.76 |
48.76 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 138. |
#3620043 |
Even a little girl like you, Aravis, must see that it would be quite absurd to suppose he is a real lion. |
105 |
1 |
1.120 |
28.59 — akshay gohel (akshgohel11) |
28.59 |
28.59 |
October 22, 2024 |
| 139. |
#3550618 |
The human whose name is written in this note shall die. |
55 |
4 |
1.120 |
166.08 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
113.58 |
113.58 |
January 19, 2024 |
| 140. |
#5390456 |
I am built upon the small things I do every day, and the end results are no more than a byproduct of that. |
106 |
60 |
1.119 |
104.67 — aydin (aydinn) |
58.40 |
58.40 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 141. |
#3550385 |
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
111 |
18 |
1.119 |
62.29 — keski6 (keski6) |
48.36 |
48.36 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 142. |
#4060222 |
His mother made him eat cooked carrots every day. He had far too many brothers and sisters. And his ears were very big. |
119 |
18 |
1.118 |
90.05 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
45.97 |
45.97 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 143. |
#4070173 |
Here in town there's only she who is beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle. |
97 |
4 |
1.117 |
38.04 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
37.40 |
37.40 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 144. |
#4070090 |
Oh, we could be the stars falling from the sky, shining how we want, brighter than the sun. |
91 |
5 |
1.117 |
46.82 — abdelrahaman (a_m_a_m_a_2008) |
36.74 |
36.74 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 145. |
#3620271 |
I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life. |
101 |
2 |
1.116 |
27.43 — kimuranirishi (kimushiraniri) |
26.12 |
26.12 |
August 4, 2024 |
| 146. |
#4740084 |
Two lies that you told me, say you love me and you hate me, I don't know what to do, girl. |
90 |
63 |
1.116 |
150.99 — provisional (achyut_tripathi) |
66.09 |
66.09 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 147. |
#5390170 |
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. |
80 |
4 |
1.114 |
185.37 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
128.16 |
128.16 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 148. |
#3811377 |
Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody. |
118 |
20 |
1.113 |
113.14 — André (xzylee) |
53.69 |
53.69 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 149. |
#4350222 |
Why would you pay for a cover band when you got the real deal right here, baby? |
79 |
7 |
1.113 |
114.51 — colemak (colemaking) |
98.03 |
98.03 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 150. |
#3811406 |
If you challenge the conventional wisdom, you will find ways to do things much better than they are currently done. |
115 |
4 |
1.113 |
154.85 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
117.34 |
117.34 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 151. |
#3641407 |
I saw in your eyes and I saw the way you carried yourself that you're not a happy person. |
89 |
9 |
1.112 |
64.64 — Sebby (shebbyg) |
42.78 |
42.78 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 152. |
#3621298 |
You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing. |
102 |
5 |
1.112 |
83.04 — Pump (pumpv) |
54.47 |
54.47 |
March 1, 2024 |
| 153. |
#3641401 |
Everybody knows in their bones that something is eternal, and that something has to do with human beings. |
105 |
1 |
1.111 |
96.74 — Nick (headhunter_jr) |
96.74 |
96.74 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 154. |
#3621293 |
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. |
97 |
584 |
1.111 |
243.06 — izanagi (etherealvoid) |
161.73 |
109.28 |
October 12, 2018 |
| 155. |
#3620252 |
There will be today, there will be tomorrow, there will be always, and there was yesterday, and there was the day before. |
121 |
4 |
1.111 |
42.51 — Aleksandre (supaalekksu) |
38.16 |
38.16 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 156. |
#4350599 |
If you push someone too hard in one direction, they're just going to run three times faster in the other direction. |
115 |
5 |
1.111 |
133.93 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
108.62 |
108.62 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 157. |
#3641177 |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. |
54 |
624 |
1.111 |
233.51 — カジュアル (kajuaru) |
171.48 |
109.04 |
October 11, 2018 |
| 158. |
#3641385 |
Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? |
76 |
1 |
1.111 |
35.94 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
35.94 |
35.94 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 159. |
#3640103 |
What you don't have you don't need it now. What you don't know you can feel it somehow. What you don't have you don't need it now. |
130 |
1 |
1.110 |
103.47 — matt8221 (matt8221) |
103.47 |
103.47 |
December 15, 2023 |
| 160. |
#3620150 |
The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother, fills me with the urge to defecate! |
97 |
2 |
1.110 |
35.91 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
32.26 |
32.26 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 161. |
#4070020 |
After all, what justification is there for a word which is simply the opposite of some other word? |
98 |
7 |
1.110 |
53.34 — Jay Kolawala (jay_kolawala) |
41.10 |
41.10 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 162. |
#3811431 |
I do not know what evil is when it comes to art. I only know what is good art and what is bad art. |
98 |
5 |
1.109 |
169.77 — binbin (atg19) |
139.07 |
139.07 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 163. |
#4070050 |
When I saw the break of day, I wished that I could fly away. |
60 |
2 |
1.109 |
100.76 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
98.34 |
98.34 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 164. |
#5390210 |
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. |
51 |
6 |
1.108 |
196.59 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
157.44 |
157.44 |
March 12, 2024 |
| 165. |
#3621314 |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever. |
80 |
606 |
1.108 |
225.67 — (landarian) |
158.48 |
104.31 |
October 11, 2018 |
| 166. |
#3640461 |
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how. |
75 |
644 |
1.107 |
227.16 — chillin (slekap) |
164.87 |
105.57 |
October 15, 2018 |
| 167. |
#3811170 |
Well, why waste this on us when you can put it on the Internet and have the whole world ignore it? |
98 |
8 |
1.107 |
46.54 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
35.88 |
35.88 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 168. |
#5390493 |
Most of the problems of the world stem from linguistic mistakes and simple misunderstandings. |
93 |
60 |
1.107 |
127.63 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
60.94 |
60.94 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 169. |
#5390324 |
Just as happiness shines in the shadows of sorrow, only in the darkest depths of fear does courage truly shine. |
111 |
2 |
1.107 |
167.61 — Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... |
127.27 |
127.27 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 170. |
#3810834 |
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for like a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included? |
119 |
20 |
1.106 |
86.56 — Gerald (gerald3901) |
52.00 |
52.00 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 171. |
#4070049 |
If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by? |
65 |
14 |
1.106 |
171.73 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
103.56 |
103.56 |
December 24, 2018 |
| 172. |
#4180783 |
Who cares if we don't see the sun shine ever again? I want you more than any blue sky. The weather can go crazy. |
112 |
4 |
1.105 |
153.30 — (timjeffery44) |
109.07 |
109.07 |
February 29, 2024 |
| 173. |
#3811323 |
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia? |
92 |
6 |
1.105 |
134.36 — AFR0M4N (afroman) |
70.71 |
70.71 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 174. |
#4350351 |
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. |
118 |
5 |
1.105 |
130.59 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
109.25 |
109.25 |
February 16, 2024 |
| 175. |
#3550678 |
I was selfish to assume you loved me more than you loved yourself even though I've never felt the same. |
103 |
1 |
1.103 |
84.76 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
84.76 |
84.76 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 176. |
#4070043 |
Thoughts arrive like butterflies. Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away. |
76 |
1 |
1.102 |
30.18 — Ajmain (ajmain195) |
30.18 |
30.18 |
August 20, 2024 |
| 177. |
#4180757 |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. |
103 |
3 |
1.101 |
127.53 — Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... |
105.18 |
105.18 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 178. |
#3811382 |
I have never met anyone so passionate and dedicated to a belief as you. It's so intense that sometimes it's blinding. |
117 |
20 |
1.101 |
159.36 — Zach (zzwhoops) |
53.50 |
53.50 |
February 10, 2024 |
| 179. |
#3640174 |
If I'm laden at all, I'm laden with sadness that everyone's heart isn't filled with the gladness of love for one another. |
121 |
18 |
1.101 |
61.20 — sophia (sophiasawesome33) |
47.36 |
47.36 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 180. |
#3620506 |
All the variety, all the charm, all the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow. |
86 |
1 |
1.101 |
28.10 — akshay gohel (akshgohel11) |
28.10 |
28.10 |
October 22, 2024 |
| 181. |
#4940167 |
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night. |
100 |
1 |
1.101 |
105.71 — colemak (colemaking) |
105.71 |
105.71 |
October 4, 2024 |
| 182. |
#3641395 |
People talk to you a great deal about your education, but some good memory is perhaps the best education. |
105 |
1 |
1.101 |
105.70 — colemak (colemaking) |
105.70 |
105.70 |
October 4, 2024 |
| 183. |
#3641394 |
They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be. |
98 |
4 |
1.100 |
112.36 — Quirkedupwhiteboy (goated_w... |
106.40 |
106.40 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 184. |
#3550898 |
So please don't forget to call me just to let me know you're doing okay, miles away from me. |
92 |
5 |
1.099 |
48.37 — Iris (domina_iris) |
36.44 |
36.44 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 185. |
#3550682 |
Putting more makeup on the masks that we wear. Turning the nightlights on in the daytime to scare. |
98 |
25 |
1.099 |
60.67 — J (jizz82) |
45.93 |
45.93 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 186. |
#3811415 |
Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity. |
115 |
16 |
1.098 |
59.26 — keski6 (keski6) |
48.05 |
48.05 |
February 5, 2024 |
| 187. |
#4070097 |
And when the car broke down, they started walking. But where were they going without ever knowing the way? |
106 |
28 |
1.098 |
100.36 — Riaan Khan (riaanxx7) |
49.31 |
49.31 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 188. |
#1590001 |
It was evident that he came from the world where men could still sleep and remember. |
84 |
5,818 |
1.098 |
239.83 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
196.05 |
103.19 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 189. |
#4070197 |
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? |
89 |
2 |
1.097 |
55.03 — Iris (domina_iris) |
40.76 |
40.76 |
February 21, 2024 |
| 190. |
#3550285 |
All that is now, all that is gone, and everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon. |
111 |
3 |
1.097 |
124.39 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
111.48 |
111.48 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 191. |
#5390129 |
Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. |
101 |
1 |
1.097 |
131.34 — Matt (gimmethekeys) |
131.34 |
131.34 |
October 26, 2024 |
| 192. |
#3640559 |
What I am trying to say is the love is ours to make so we should make it. |
73 |
12 |
1.096 |
200.32 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
118.83 |
118.83 |
January 15, 2021 |
| 193. |
#3811393 |
If you're distracted by fear of those around you it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above. |
101 |
6 |
1.095 |
84.72 — roadto70wpm (tryingtohavefu... |
44.09 |
44.09 |
February 15, 2024 |
| 194. |
#3810670 |
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. |
121 |
16 |
1.095 |
66.27 — keski6 (keski6) |
50.02 |
50.02 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 195. |
#4350554 |
I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive? |
109 |
3 |
1.095 |
137.07 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
112.51 |
112.51 |
July 25, 2024 |
| 196. |
#4180409 |
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. |
82 |
5 |
1.093 |
36.70 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.72 |
29.72 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 197. |
#4070071 |
To devise is the work of the master, to execute the act of the servant. |
71 |
2 |
1.093 |
35.38 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
31.76 |
31.76 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 198. |
#3811445 |
A wise man will not leave the right to the mercy of chance, nor wish it to prevail through the power of the majority. |
117 |
18 |
1.093 |
62.38 — J (jizz82) |
46.63 |
46.63 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 199. |
#3620710 |
If you loved someone, you loved him, and when you had nothing else to give, you still gave him love. |
100 |
2 |
1.092 |
92.30 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
79.50 |
79.50 |
May 9, 2024 |
| 200. |
#4350448 |
From being used so much, kneaded with sweat and sighs, the air in the room had begun to turn to mud. |
100 |
6 |
1.091 |
50.11 — ashkar (ashku_mithadi) |
37.94 |
37.94 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 201. |
#3810909 |
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. |
117 |
23 |
1.091 |
120.61 — dontdefense (dontdefense) |
48.88 |
48.88 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 202. |
#4350429 |
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. |
81 |
1 |
1.091 |
133.80 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
133.80 |
133.80 |
September 10, 2024 |
| 203. |
#3810880 |
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. |
86 |
4 |
1.091 |
42.11 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.99 |
33.99 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 204. |
#4180545 |
You must take life the way it comes at you and make the best of it. |
67 |
5 |
1.090 |
155.30 — Nicholas Dimitrov (nickytyp... |
124.87 |
124.87 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 205. |
#4070051 |
Lead me out on the moonlit floor. Lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fireflies dance. |
103 |
3 |
1.090 |
38.99 — harlem (trying_to_be_the_be... |
37.49 |
37.49 |
June 30, 2024 |
| 206. |
#4060202 |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting you, missing you. Just to picture you is what gets me through. |
120 |
18 |
1.090 |
59.23 — keski6 (keski6) |
47.26 |
47.26 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 207. |
#3641396 |
If one has only one good memory left in one's heart, that may sometime be the means of saving us. |
97 |
7 |
1.090 |
45.31 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
38.42 |
38.42 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 208. |
#4180317 |
There's something waiting in the stratosphere, and it's waiting just to tell us what it's doing here. |
101 |
3 |
1.089 |
125.75 — Sircachetes (sircachetes) |
122.45 |
122.45 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 209. |
#3811394 |
Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage. |
118 |
13 |
1.089 |
59.07 — Jay Kolawala (jay_kolawala) |
46.87 |
46.87 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 210. |
#3640095 |
How can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does. |
113 |
20 |
1.089 |
152.93 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
55.08 |
55.08 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 211. |
#5390446 |
That is the thing with giving your heart. You never wait for someone to ask. You hold it out and hope they want it. |
115 |
20 |
1.088 |
84.33 — dp (dp_nx) |
54.34 |
54.34 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 212. |
#4180837 |
Sometimes when he brushed, he felt like he was scrubbing at the very crust of his soul. |
87 |
5 |
1.088 |
83.90 — Gaming (gamingreborn1) |
54.42 |
54.42 |
March 11, 2024 |
| 213. |
#4350385 |
Too much mystery is merely an annoyance. Too much adventure is exhausting. And a little terror goes a long way. |
111 |
12 |
1.088 |
66.04 — L3G3nd (legend_ded) |
43.25 |
43.25 |
January 17, 2024 |
| 214. |
#3550220 |
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. |
67 |
1 |
1.088 |
19.29 — shees (shees) |
19.29 |
19.29 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 215. |
#3621370 |
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. |
116 |
1 |
1.088 |
19.29 — shees (shees) |
19.29 |
19.29 |
November 15, 2024 |
| 216. |
#4350677 |
Every once in a while, a book comes along that fundamentally changes the way we look at the world. |
98 |
3 |
1.088 |
91.70 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
85.51 |
85.51 |
May 9, 2024 |
| 217. |
#3810841 |
I've got to get up in the morning and spend some more money on my overpriced education. |
87 |
5 |
1.087 |
56.53 — TonyPepperoni (tonypepperon... |
37.86 |
37.86 |
August 7, 2024 |
| 218. |
#4070264 |
This was the first salmon I had seen and perfectly convinced me that we were on the waters of the Pacific Ocean. |
112 |
20 |
1.087 |
60.42 — SSMEENA (ssmeena100_) |
47.05 |
47.05 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 219. |
#5390378 |
People who can't throw something important away, can never hope to change anything. |
83 |
2 |
1.087 |
99.51 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
88.42 |
88.42 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 220. |
#4350495 |
Delicacy and dignity are taught by one's own heart, not by a dancing master. |
76 |
1 |
1.087 |
27.43 — sfsf (sfsfthediamond) |
27.43 |
27.43 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 221. |
#3950066 |
He misses the time he had with you. I miss the time I didn't have. |
66 |
6 |
1.086 |
111.24 — Frag (fragonly) |
99.92 |
99.92 |
February 11, 2024 |
| 222. |
#4350508 |
Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. |
78 |
5 |
1.086 |
85.07 — Get Beaten (ohwowdude) |
53.44 |
53.44 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 223. |
#4350530 |
I know very few young people, but it seems to me that they are all possessed with an almost fatal hunger for permanence. |
120 |
20 |
1.086 |
119.24 — ry (ryguy5) |
52.62 |
52.62 |
January 26, 2024 |
| 224. |
#3550731 |
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. |
76 |
6 |
1.085 |
156.78 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
102.74 |
102.74 |
August 19, 2021 |
| 225. |
#3620681 |
He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. |
86 |
1 |
1.085 |
19.24 — shees (shees) |
19.24 |
19.24 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 226. |
#3620261 |
Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man. |
95 |
1 |
1.085 |
35.11 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
35.11 |
35.11 |
August 23, 2024 |
| 227. |
#4070136 |
You want praise from people who kick themselves every fifteen minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves. |
117 |
20 |
1.084 |
69.47 — Nerissa (fsuu) |
46.68 |
46.68 |
January 17, 2024 |
| 228. |
#3621363 |
Anyone could become obsessed with the past with a background like that! |
71 |
1 |
1.083 |
23.42 — Cindy (myolie) |
23.42 |
23.42 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 229. |
#3810735 |
Hendricks, get the hoi polloi excited. Have them send protests, letters, wires, anything you like. |
98 |
4 |
1.083 |
37.93 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
30.06 |
30.06 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 230. |
#4940114 |
Bother me, tell me awful things. You know I love it when you move that on me, love it when you do that on me. |
109 |
16 |
1.082 |
63.58 — keski6 (keski6) |
49.15 |
49.15 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 231. |
#3621131 |
Have you no hope at all? And do you really live with the thought that when you die, you die, and nothing remains? |
113 |
1 |
1.082 |
19.19 — shees (shees) |
19.19 |
19.19 |
November 15, 2024 |
| 232. |
#3550702 |
We're all old enough to know better than to toy with the hearts of children. |
76 |
21 |
1.082 |
112.00 — Juiceman (juicemaaan) |
47.83 |
47.83 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 233. |
#3811046 |
Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension. |
94 |
7 |
1.081 |
45.54 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
37.39 |
37.39 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 234. |
#3550533 |
Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. |
59 |
16 |
1.081 |
247.69 — (zambricks) |
176.82 |
176.82 |
August 21, 2021 |
| 235. |
#3640244 |
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone. You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without. |
117 |
2 |
1.080 |
32.19 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.70 |
28.70 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 236. |
#3641389 |
When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask you to do is rate your pain on a scale of one to ten. |
111 |
4 |
1.080 |
135.27 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
106.14 |
106.14 |
February 16, 2024 |
| 237. |
#4350441 |
He really had been through death, but he had returned because he could not bear the solitude. |
93 |
3 |
1.080 |
172.61 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
149.67 |
149.67 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 238. |
#5390049 |
That's my job, that's what I do. I'd like to think if you're seeing me you're having the worst day of your life. |
112 |
2 |
1.079 |
168.00 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
126.93 |
126.93 |
March 17, 2024 |
| 239. |
#4180363 |
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than who you are now. |
76 |
3 |
1.078 |
134.81 — himothy (snthaoue) |
117.68 |
117.68 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 240. |
#3550874 |
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind. |
112 |
19 |
1.077 |
62.50 — keski6 (keski6) |
50.37 |
50.37 |
February 9, 2024 |
| 241. |
#4060231 |
Do you think politics is only about winning the argument? That whoever has the right fact at the right moment wins? |
115 |
2 |
1.077 |
93.62 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
85.16 |
85.16 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 242. |
#4350255 |
You plonker, you think I don't know a toilet when I see one? You were going to flush me down the loo. |
101 |
1 |
1.077 |
98.03 — Cubigrade (cubigrade) |
98.03 |
98.03 |
April 29, 2024 |
| 243. |
#3640531 |
Who's going to take you home and hold you when things aren't so bright? She looks to me, she looks to me. |
105 |
15 |
1.077 |
99.30 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
46.98 |
46.98 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 244. |
#4070195 |
If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family... |
67 |
10 |
1.077 |
131.33 — Debopriyo Basu (dpbasu) |
56.11 |
56.11 |
May 29, 2021 |
| 245. |
#4180688 |
Nothing is more wonderful than the art of being free, but nothing is harder to learn how to use than freedom. |
109 |
3 |
1.076 |
123.05 — massive (ninjamaster0324) |
93.93 |
93.93 |
April 27, 2024 |
| 246. |
#3810863 |
A heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by others. |
83 |
3 |
1.076 |
57.46 — hayley (hayleymac) |
39.47 |
39.47 |
April 4, 2024 |
| 247. |
#3550221 |
No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try very hard to smile, and be glad you're in the game. |
110 |
3 |
1.074 |
129.01 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
110.24 |
110.24 |
July 25, 2024 |
| 248. |
#3640124 |
For all those times you stood by me, for all the truth that you made me see, for all the joy you brought to my life, for all the wrong that you made right. |
155 |
128 |
1.073 |
207.82 — (flaneur) |
98.47 |
88.57 |
October 15, 2018 |
| 249. |
#4070100 |
I dream of rain, I dream of gardens in the desert sand. I wake in vain. I dream of love as time runs through my hand. |
117 |
20 |
1.073 |
66.33 — गौरव रूहे... |
47.31 |
47.31 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 250. |
#4350202 |
The people with ideas have no power and the people with power have no ideas. |
76 |
4 |
1.073 |
131.34 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
100.04 |
100.04 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 251. |
#3810392 |
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. |
103 |
3 |
1.073 |
33.66 — Alamgir Hossain (alamgir55) |
30.35 |
30.35 |
August 20, 2024 |
| 252. |
#4060197 |
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. |
117 |
15 |
1.073 |
58.28 — J (jizz82) |
42.58 |
42.58 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 253. |
#4350690 |
The greatest sources of our suffering are the lies we tell ourselves. |
69 |
3 |
1.073 |
167.18 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
141.30 |
141.30 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 254. |
#3550438 |
Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day. |
117 |
22 |
1.073 |
77.99 — hubie (hubiee) |
47.82 |
47.82 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 255. |
#3550464 |
It is a good life we lead, brother. The best. May it never change. And may it never change us. |
94 |
2 |
1.072 |
54.50 — J (jizz82) |
44.19 |
44.19 |
June 14, 2024 |
| 256. |
#4180416 |
An excellent leader must be passionate because it's their duty to keep everyone moving forward. |
95 |
6 |
1.072 |
55.15 — raneth (raneth_racer) |
36.31 |
36.31 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 257. |
#3810867 |
This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. Your selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time. |
113 |
24 |
1.072 |
65.82 — keski6 (keski6) |
45.98 |
45.98 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 258. |
#1590041 |
It's much better to do good in a way that no one knows anything about it. |
73 |
825 |
1.072 |
205.63 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
163.01 |
103.15 |
September 1, 2016 |
| 259. |
#4350135 |
Everyone thinks they are above average, which is statistically impossible. |
74 |
1 |
1.071 |
34.67 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
34.67 |
34.67 |
August 23, 2024 |
| 260. |
#3811288 |
I gotta tell you at this point the length of this conversation is way out of proportion to my interest in it. |
109 |
16 |
1.071 |
60.31 — Iris (domina_iris) |
44.91 |
44.91 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 261. |
#3620510 |
All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: one class included all the girls in the world except her. |
115 |
1 |
1.071 |
31.47 — Simran (sim4321) |
31.47 |
31.47 |
February 9, 2025 |
| 262. |
#3641386 |
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, I am the danger. |
105 |
22 |
1.071 |
66.01 — ABTech19 (abtech19) |
47.74 |
47.74 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 263. |
#4740097 |
You want it on you? You need love, I need some too. Do you want this like it wants you? |
87 |
40 |
1.070 |
104.78 — massive (ninjamaster0324) |
60.12 |
60.12 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 264. |
#4350562 |
There's always happier days to remember. And the more screwed up things are, the happier those days seem to be. |
111 |
4 |
1.070 |
158.22 — (timjeffery44) |
108.87 |
108.87 |
April 28, 2024 |
| 265. |
#4070034 |
Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever, or am I caught in a hit and run? |
94 |
6 |
1.070 |
49.81 — Iris (domina_iris) |
36.35 |
36.35 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 266. |
#3620021 |
It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider. |
59 |
2 |
1.070 |
179.06 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
126.74 |
126.74 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 267. |
#3811071 |
I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while. |
99 |
6 |
1.070 |
102.22 — Terry (terry67890) |
54.11 |
54.11 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 268. |
#3810848 |
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. |
60 |
3 |
1.069 |
118.42 — CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) |
98.05 |
98.05 |
February 3, 2024 |
| 269. |
#1590045 |
It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. |
62 |
888 |
1.069 |
218.89 — (landarian) |
164.81 |
103.82 |
August 28, 2016 |
| 270. |
#4070019 |
Just a small town girl living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train going anywhere. |
92 |
5 |
1.069 |
85.96 — oi997io (li997il) |
41.41 |
41.41 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 271. |
#4070146 |
All I really want is something beautiful to say. |
48 |
3 |
1.069 |
174.49 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
73.57 |
73.57 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 272. |
#3621206 |
Ah, merciless love, is there any length to which you cannot force the human heart to go? |
88 |
1 |
1.069 |
26.27 — kimuranirishi (kimushiraniri) |
26.27 |
26.27 |
August 5, 2024 |
| 273. |
#4180334 |
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count: It's the life in your years. |
88 |
4 |
1.069 |
136.68 — DraQo (draqo) |
104.97 |
104.97 |
March 27, 2024 |
| 274. |
#4070203 |
Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world. |
99 |
5 |
1.069 |
51.29 — Whollyinsane (whollyinsane) |
43.30 |
43.30 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 275. |
#4740099 |
She could lean on me, I ask for nothing in return. Just her precious time and all her love, that's what I yearn. |
112 |
56 |
1.068 |
162.30 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
64.04 |
64.04 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 276. |
#4350230 |
It is the quality of one's convictions that determines one's success, not the number of followers. |
98 |
4 |
1.068 |
56.18 — J (jizz82) |
43.04 |
43.04 |
June 17, 2024 |
| 277. |
#3550146 |
Through the darkness of future past the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds. Fire walk with me. |
116 |
2 |
1.068 |
20.30 — autumn (autumn21) |
19.63 |
19.63 |
April 12, 2024 |
| 278. |
#4950013 |
I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only me, I walk alone. |
116 |
51 |
1.068 |
104.38 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
60.80 |
60.80 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 279. |
#4060188 |
I have waited lifetimes to find you. Now that you're here I can remind you of the things I've been dreaming of times two. |
121 |
21 |
1.067 |
64.64 — keski6 (keski6) |
47.71 |
47.71 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 280. |
#3620102 |
You've always mistaken your vanity for love. It's your final mistake. Go and kill the only man I ever cared for. |
112 |
1 |
1.067 |
26.21 — kimuranirishi (kimushiraniri) |
26.21 |
26.21 |
August 4, 2024 |
| 281. |
#4350190 |
Cleaning your house while kids are around is like shoveling the walk while it's still snowing. |
94 |
2 |
1.066 |
102.40 — colemak (colemaking) |
101.39 |
101.39 |
October 4, 2024 |
| 282. |
#5390083 |
I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing. |
64 |
5 |
1.066 |
184.48 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
138.17 |
138.17 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 283. |
#5390105 |
If you're good at something, never do it for free. |
50 |
3 |
1.065 |
125.89 — Ben (blister99) |
107.57 |
107.57 |
May 2, 2024 |
| 284. |
#3640870 |
This won't take long. There. That should give us enough time to make it to a lifeboat. |
86 |
1 |
1.065 |
22.47 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
22.47 |
22.47 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 285. |
#4950015 |
Don't worry baby, it'll be alright. You got the right shoes to get you through the night. |
89 |
57 |
1.065 |
112.74 — Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... |
63.90 |
63.90 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 286. |
#3641202 |
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. |
113 |
21 |
1.065 |
55.72 — Nerissa (fsuu) |
42.22 |
42.22 |
January 17, 2024 |
| 287. |
#3621288 |
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. |
105 |
1 |
1.065 |
18.88 — shees (shees) |
18.88 |
18.88 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 288. |
#3810220 |
Well, our daughter Becky left home for a year and a half and when she came back we barely recognized her. |
105 |
19 |
1.065 |
90.59 — cindersnap (ciindersnap) |
51.72 |
51.72 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 289. |
#4350579 |
I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time. |
68 |
4 |
1.065 |
132.08 — AFR0M4N (afroman) |
116.87 |
116.87 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 290. |
#3811248 |
Life seems to speed up as we get older because life gets less memorable as we get older. |
88 |
5 |
1.064 |
56.28 — leon (phim1963) |
41.84 |
41.84 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 291. |
#4070288 |
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. |
68 |
4 |
1.064 |
106.92 — Nick (headhunter_jr) |
99.32 |
99.32 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 292. |
#4350093 |
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. |
90 |
8 |
1.064 |
146.58 — (zambricks) |
47.56 |
47.56 |
April 9, 2024 |
| 293. |
#3550650 |
And, thus, we could transform those dark days of humanity into a triumph of the human spirit, of modern humanitarianism. |
120 |
3 |
1.064 |
133.88 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
105.43 |
105.43 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 294. |
#3620370 |
He really had been through death, but he had returned because he could not bear the solitude. |
93 |
1 |
1.063 |
26.84 — sfsf (sfsfthediamond) |
26.84 |
26.84 |
April 12, 2024 |
| 295. |
#4350398 |
Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas. |
65 |
5 |
1.063 |
109.50 — Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... |
93.52 |
93.52 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 296. |
#5390028 |
What I think now is that what you did was way harder than I thought it was. |
75 |
3 |
1.063 |
131.56 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
117.46 |
117.46 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 297. |
#5390259 |
I don't care if you don't save me or the world if you don't save yourself. |
74 |
2 |
1.063 |
194.02 — Stjepan Puškarić (indiana... |
192.90 |
192.90 |
October 3, 2024 |
| 298. |
#4180468 |
Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. |
116 |
16 |
1.063 |
121.75 — rawrrr (darrrrrrr) |
56.10 |
56.10 |
April 4, 2024 |
| 299. |
#3810099 |
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done, you'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton. |
109 |
26 |
1.062 |
64.94 — keski6 (keski6) |
43.71 |
43.71 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 300. |
#3550888 |
And brace for the glory as you stare into the sky. |
50 |
14 |
1.062 |
177.62 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
99.92 |
99.92 |
May 25, 2019 |
| 301. |
#3810747 |
This was the story of Howard Beale: the first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings. |
114 |
17 |
1.062 |
56.11 — Casey (kodi444) |
46.96 |
46.96 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 302. |
#4070086 |
When I'm tired and thinking cold, I hide in my music, forget the day, and dream of a girl I used to know. |
105 |
16 |
1.062 |
60.10 — J (jizz82) |
47.88 |
47.88 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 303. |
#4180424 |
If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine. |
84 |
11 |
1.061 |
52.71 — Milkytea (milkyt34_) |
42.48 |
42.48 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 304. |
#4070089 |
How can I explain when there are few words I can choose? How can I explain when words get broken? |
97 |
5 |
1.061 |
42.03 — ashkar (ashku_mithadi) |
35.31 |
35.31 |
September 9, 2024 |
| 305. |
#4350476 |
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. |
69 |
2 |
1.061 |
30.69 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
30.15 |
30.15 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 306. |
#4350216 |
You can't use the fire exit because you're not made of fire. |
60 |
5 |
1.060 |
140.43 — Sircachetes (sircachetes) |
105.79 |
105.79 |
May 18, 2024 |
| 307. |
#4180148 |
You can't get back what you've lost, what's important now is what is it that you still have. |
92 |
3 |
1.060 |
86.75 — colemak (colemaking) |
86.45 |
86.45 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 308. |
#4350389 |
Never become used to anything you love. It blunts the edge of appreciation. |
75 |
1 |
1.060 |
71.83 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
71.83 |
71.83 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 309. |
#3810034 |
Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else. |
112 |
18 |
1.060 |
73.47 — swing (heccbean) |
46.82 |
46.82 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 310. |
#4350105 |
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. |
80 |
7 |
1.059 |
113.23 — Awex (awextypepoo) |
46.56 |
46.56 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 311. |
#4350110 |
I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone. |
87 |
4 |
1.059 |
159.88 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
125.71 |
125.71 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 312. |
#3811414 |
The increase of disorder or entropy is what distinguishes the past from the future, giving a direction to time. |
111 |
21 |
1.059 |
102.68 — Bubbingo (bubbingo) |
48.34 |
48.34 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 313. |
#3641421 |
Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. |
105 |
33 |
1.059 |
120.02 — Mustafa (mustafakhan205) |
46.14 |
46.14 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 314. |
#3810117 |
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone. |
88 |
5 |
1.059 |
133.50 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
110.58 |
110.58 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 315. |
#3620740 |
They can only see the mere show, and never can tell what it really means. |
73 |
3 |
1.059 |
180.43 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
127.52 |
127.52 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 316. |
#4070065 |
Tonight the light of love is in your eyes, but will you love me tomorrow? |
73 |
1 |
1.058 |
34.23 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
34.23 |
34.23 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 317. |
#4350561 |
Things we can't see affect our lives much more than we think. |
61 |
3 |
1.058 |
132.23 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
123.20 |
123.20 |
April 9, 2024 |
| 318. |
#4350613 |
Avoid using the same word for two purposes. Using the same term for two different ideas is essentially a pun. |
109 |
15 |
1.057 |
57.51 — ABTech19 (abtech19) |
44.88 |
44.88 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 319. |
#3811042 |
We don't need it to prove out. We've got less than two weeks till the election, so we just need to distract them. |
113 |
17 |
1.056 |
65.85 — Ariane (arianestl) |
47.63 |
47.63 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 320. |
#1590042 |
It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness. |
84 |
830 |
1.056 |
204.71 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
166.44 |
105.10 |
August 28, 2016 |
| 321. |
#5390037 |
I don't know what I want or what I should want or if I have the right to want anything anymore. |
95 |
2 |
1.056 |
125.38 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
104.69 |
104.69 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 322. |
#4950016 |
From the Kentucky coal mine to the California sun, there Bobby shared the secrets of my soul. |
93 |
59 |
1.055 |
98.24 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
56.45 |
56.45 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 323. |
#3640199 |
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens. |
108 |
18 |
1.055 |
67.17 — keski6 (keski6) |
48.31 |
48.31 |
February 5, 2024 |
| 324. |
#4350070 |
What's morality? It's the difference between what is right and what you can rationalize. |
88 |
6 |
1.055 |
153.07 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
112.57 |
112.57 |
April 12, 2024 |
| 325. |
#3640926 |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're here for. |
66 |
564 |
1.055 |
232.12 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
165.18 |
108.24 |
October 11, 2018 |
| 326. |
#3810658 |
I'm having a birthday party but you're not invited but you can come if you want. |
80 |
5 |
1.055 |
61.40 — Coeburn (coeburn) |
47.23 |
47.23 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 327. |
#3810370 |
I always feel a certain sense of reverence in libraries, even small city ones that smell like homeless internet users. |
118 |
22 |
1.054 |
62.17 — ambani (ambani) |
46.13 |
46.13 |
February 9, 2024 |
| 328. |
#4350196 |
We know little of who we were, only something of who we are, and nothing of who we may be. |
90 |
3 |
1.054 |
135.19 — Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... |
116.86 |
116.86 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 329. |
#4180479 |
Whether this tale be true or false, none can tell, for none were there to witness it themselves. |
96 |
6 |
1.054 |
110.48 — Quirkedupwhiteboy (goated_w... |
51.79 |
51.79 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 330. |
#3810948 |
I don't know. Well, things are just never the way they seem, Arletta, you know that. A man's just gotta go his own way. |
119 |
19 |
1.053 |
56.78 — keski6 (keski6) |
47.09 |
47.09 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 331. |
#4060016 |
It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. |
102 |
4 |
1.053 |
139.63 — Ghost Burster. (ghostburster) |
63.53 |
63.53 |
April 4, 2024 |
| 332. |
#3551144 |
Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black. |
83 |
6 |
1.052 |
47.90 — karhik s (irungabhai) |
37.02 |
37.02 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 333. |
#3811448 |
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest. |
98 |
4 |
1.052 |
40.08 — youssifta (youssif_ta) |
32.33 |
32.33 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 334. |
#4070121 |
If you wish to know yourself, observe how others act. If you wish to understand others, look into your own heart. |
113 |
18 |
1.052 |
61.70 — keski6 (keski6) |
48.55 |
48.55 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 335. |
#4180533 |
This is not the end, this is not even the beginning of the end, this is just perhaps the end of the beginning. |
110 |
5 |
1.052 |
114.30 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
104.85 |
104.85 |
January 29, 2024 |
| 336. |
#4350188 |
Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. |
107 |
4 |
1.052 |
108.92 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
103.13 |
103.13 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 337. |
#3550116 |
It's much better to do good in a way that no one knows anything about it. |
73 |
4 |
1.052 |
32.86 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
31.69 |
31.69 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 338. |
#4070209 |
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. |
114 |
22 |
1.051 |
62.70 — keski6 (keski6) |
43.79 |
43.79 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 339. |
#3811040 |
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. |
57 |
4 |
1.051 |
120.98 — CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) |
96.20 |
96.20 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 340. |
#4180392 |
Faith always starts with desire. That means we want something to happen, badly. |
79 |
6 |
1.051 |
78.95 — Someone (demon1oftyping) |
51.81 |
51.81 |
August 20, 2024 |
| 341. |
#3810035 |
You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do. |
107 |
4 |
1.050 |
110.06 — Sylwester (rex1313) |
88.29 |
88.29 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 342. |
#3641388 |
I think I really like it best when you can kid the pants off a girl when the opportunity arises. |
96 |
10 |
1.050 |
142.10 — berbseedle (thatonebedsheet... |
57.87 |
57.87 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 343. |
#3641404 |
He didn't have to know how it would stand if he didn't look at it and moved off to the side. |
92 |
6 |
1.050 |
116.99 — Marshall (stackattack14) |
94.72 |
94.72 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 344. |
#3640466 |
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need. |
98 |
9 |
1.050 |
194.93 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
113.38 |
113.38 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 345. |
#5390091 |
We long for things that harm us and run from the things that grow and heal us. We think good is bad and bad is good. |
116 |
3 |
1.048 |
174.15 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
143.85 |
143.85 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 346. |
#4070205 |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind to new horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. |
111 |
22 |
1.048 |
94.61 — 🤔 (akixuu) |
47.27 |
47.27 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 347. |
#4350066 |
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. |
66 |
6 |
1.048 |
176.19 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
118.07 |
118.07 |
March 12, 2024 |
| 348. |
#3950022 |
I've always been afraid that if I screamed, I might break apart in a million pieces. |
84 |
6 |
1.048 |
44.93 — Anupom chakraborti (anupom99) |
36.27 |
36.27 |
April 7, 2024 |
| 349. |
#3950019 |
I'm not sure what he thinks is going to happen, but I've decided I'm going to write in it every day if I can. |
109 |
15 |
1.048 |
69.11 — Andi (bandi123) |
45.95 |
45.95 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 350. |
#3550660 |
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? |
55 |
2 |
1.047 |
33.89 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
25.51 |
25.51 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 351. |
#4180411 |
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases. |
98 |
5 |
1.047 |
51.71 — Iris (domina_iris) |
42.85 |
42.85 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 352. |
#3810951 |
We believe not in death but in life and there is no object more valuable than a man's life. |
91 |
8 |
1.047 |
81.23 — Ro Fi (gogogoro) |
40.31 |
40.31 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 353. |
#3950017 |
My whole life is other people deciding what's acceptable. When I put on a dress, I get to decide what's silly. |
110 |
27 |
1.046 |
69.63 — Shabie (wxifu_) |
45.82 |
45.82 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 354. |
#4180156 |
Apparently, it only appears to those people who are pure of heart and have a strong desire to see it. |
101 |
6 |
1.046 |
117.77 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
103.99 |
103.99 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 355. |
#4070053 |
It must have been love, but it's over now. It must have been good, but I lost it somehow. |
89 |
5 |
1.046 |
49.72 — Kari (laughingwaters) |
37.87 |
37.87 |
September 9, 2024 |
| 356. |
#5390475 |
The means by which we achieve victory are as important as the victory itself. |
77 |
1 |
1.046 |
30.73 — Simran (sim4321) |
30.73 |
30.73 |
February 11, 2025 |
| 357. |
#4350538 |
I would say that in the world of oddness, a man wearing two hats is no odder than an animal wearing one. |
104 |
7 |
1.045 |
49.18 — Rutvik Bhatti (rutbik) |
37.54 |
37.54 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 358. |
#4180144 |
I'm sure there are things you know that you don't even know you know. |
69 |
4 |
1.045 |
120.16 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
104.65 |
104.65 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 359. |
#4350194 |
You must learn from the mistakes of others because you can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. |
113 |
3 |
1.044 |
140.62 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
108.86 |
108.86 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 360. |
#3621063 |
We could love that tractor then as we have loved this land when it was ours. |
76 |
1 |
1.044 |
33.77 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.77 |
33.77 |
September 13, 2024 |
| 361. |
#3620253 |
All we can know is that we know nothing. And that's the height of human wisdom. |
79 |
2 |
1.043 |
20.38 — shees (shees) |
20.08 |
20.08 |
November 15, 2024 |
| 362. |
#4180157 |
The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on. |
102 |
4 |
1.043 |
41.81 — hasaan (hasaan087) |
33.55 |
33.55 |
August 18, 2024 |
| 363. |
#5390352 |
You could have told me yourself that you loved someone else. |
60 |
4 |
1.043 |
171.80 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
125.35 |
125.35 |
February 27, 2024 |
| 364. |
#3550508 |
If memories could be canned, would they also have expiry dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries. |
102 |
19 |
1.043 |
58.83 — Dr. Muhammad Sadman Showhar... |
43.62 |
43.62 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 365. |
#4350529 |
After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can't trust a person. |
77 |
2 |
1.043 |
33.75 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.15 |
33.15 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 366. |
#3810765 |
It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic. |
88 |
5 |
1.043 |
83.52 — s (jumbaa) |
49.10 |
49.10 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 367. |
#4350192 |
They say that money doesn't bring you happiness, I say neither does being broke, so let me suffer with a new car. |
113 |
1 |
1.042 |
92.64 — 43 (sosjiz) |
92.64 |
92.64 |
January 10, 2024 |
| 368. |
#4070028 |
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. |
118 |
17 |
1.042 |
62.58 — keski6 (keski6) |
45.60 |
45.60 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 369. |
#1590025 |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I know you know this bloke. This is a bloke you know. |
110 |
4,885 |
1.042 |
231.62 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
194.25 |
101.41 |
September 4, 2010 |
| 370. |
#3100092 |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I cannot be hurt by anything this wicked world has done. |
113 |
5 |
1.042 |
136.42 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
123.49 |
123.49 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 371. |
#5390490 |
Quiet and willing to do whatever anyone else wanted, she was often favorably compared to a shadow. |
98 |
55 |
1.042 |
98.77 — okaysakashi (okaysakashi) |
59.88 |
59.88 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 372. |
#4350558 |
I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep? |
88 |
5 |
1.042 |
68.52 — migllama (migllama) |
41.16 |
41.16 |
January 3, 2024 |
| 373. |
#3621120 |
Do they come to bury the others or to be entombed to give life or to receive it? |
80 |
8 |
1.041 |
172.82 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
54.75 |
54.75 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 374. |
#3640452 |
Now that I've lost everything to you, you say you want to start something new, and it's breaking my heart you're leaving. |
121 |
5 |
1.040 |
64.74 — Prince (princevispan) |
50.83 |
50.83 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 375. |
#4070035 |
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, so long lives this, and this gives life to thee. |
93 |
43 |
1.040 |
198.58 — ok (mbpt) |
100.87 |
100.87 |
November 4, 2018 |
| 376. |
#3810897 |
You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. |
101 |
7 |
1.040 |
46.24 — Iris (domina_iris) |
35.93 |
35.93 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 377. |
#3810737 |
Every time I think of exercise, I have to lie right down until the feeling leaves me. |
85 |
7 |
1.039 |
67.17 — null (onyxnull) |
42.80 |
42.80 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 378. |
#3550704 |
Is getting rid of all the thorns in someone's path really what's best for them? |
79 |
3 |
1.039 |
52.91 — J (jizz82) |
36.44 |
36.44 |
June 20, 2024 |
| 379. |
#3810049 |
If Realism called it like it saw it, Metafiction simply called it as it saw itself seeing itself see it. |
104 |
2 |
1.039 |
53.01 — Alan (squashed_player) |
44.49 |
44.49 |
August 19, 2024 |
| 380. |
#3641373 |
Things, events, that occupy space yet come to an end when someone dies make us stop in wonder. |
94 |
1 |
1.038 |
21.90 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
21.90 |
21.90 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 381. |
#3950006 |
Popular is even weirder. Turns out, it's not the same thing as having friends at all. |
85 |
5 |
1.038 |
78.59 — mwamwamilky (mwamwamilky) |
45.67 |
45.67 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 382. |
#5390393 |
You can't ever reach perfection, but you can believe in an asymptote toward which you are ceaselessly striving. |
111 |
3 |
1.038 |
133.07 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
119.49 |
119.49 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 383. |
#3811059 |
Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part of her that hates everyone. |
86 |
8 |
1.038 |
46.74 — Iris (domina_iris) |
40.93 |
40.93 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 384. |
#3621213 |
What a tale he's told, what a bitter bowl of war he's drunk to the dregs. |
73 |
4 |
1.038 |
25.62 — M K Omar (m_k_omar) |
19.49 |
19.49 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 385. |
#4350191 |
People don't suffer from insanity, they love every minute of it. |
64 |
2 |
1.038 |
148.15 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
147.54 |
147.54 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 386. |
#3620547 |
I did not bow down to you, I bowed down to all the suffering of humanity. |
73 |
1 |
1.037 |
33.57 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.57 |
33.57 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 387. |
#1590035 |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings. |
116 |
4,615 |
1.037 |
211.81 — Boxing time now. bye (mattb... |
187.35 |
102.22 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 388. |
#3810688 |
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? |
96 |
1 |
1.037 |
33.56 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.56 |
33.56 |
September 24, 2024 |
| 389. |
#4180502 |
Reading is a quick and efficient process because accomplished readers perceive patterns rather than individual letters. |
119 |
20 |
1.037 |
65.92 — Mia (slay__) |
47.46 |
47.46 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 390. |
#4350125 |
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish, as my old gaffer used to say. |
91 |
6 |
1.036 |
53.56 — Iris (domina_iris) |
41.78 |
41.78 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 391. |
#4060237 |
They don't know our world but they know their own. |
50 |
2 |
1.036 |
116.80 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
99.62 |
99.62 |
December 27, 2023 |
| 392. |
#4070002 |
You forget what you want to remember and you remember what you want to forget. |
78 |
43 |
1.036 |
201.12 — ok (mbpt) |
103.08 |
103.08 |
November 2, 2018 |
| 393. |
#4070014 |
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. |
87 |
39 |
1.036 |
189.51 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
95.19 |
95.19 |
November 5, 2018 |
| 394. |
#1590002 |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I know you know this bloke. This is a bloke you know. |
110 |
5,008 |
1.035 |
233.13 — qray (qray) |
193.34 |
101.45 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 395. |
#5390061 |
This is not a happy story, it doesn't begin or end well, and the middle is equally dreadful. |
92 |
2 |
1.035 |
146.59 — Eric (realericparker) |
118.89 |
118.89 |
August 22, 2024 |
| 396. |
#1590024 |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings. And there is always one last light to turn out and one last bell to ring. And the last one out of the circus has to lock up everything. |
252 |
3,508 |
1.035 |
205.25 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
179.90 |
100.26 |
September 3, 2010 |
| 397. |
#5390215 |
I did so want you all to care for me, as I do for you, and now I care for you more than ever. |
93 |
4 |
1.035 |
103.91 — SirTyper (sirtyper19) |
95.21 |
95.21 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 398. |
#1590034 |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. About the color of the moon. |
168 |
3,690 |
1.035 |
221.13 — izanagi (etherealvoid) |
176.58 |
94.92 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 399. |
#4350663 |
Contemplate the marvel that is existence, and rejoice that you are able to do so. |
81 |
4 |
1.034 |
148.40 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
122.12 |
122.12 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 400. |
#1590032 |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do well. Your job as parent is to bring out this quality and cherish it until the day your kids leave home, and then some. |
179 |
3,666 |
1.034 |
224.43 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
181.07 |
95.40 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 401. |
#3810705 |
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. |
74 |
3 |
1.034 |
149.46 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
117.30 |
117.30 |
July 25, 2024 |
| 402. |
#3550823 |
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. |
98 |
2 |
1.034 |
35.96 — Zoya (zoya_s) |
35.42 |
35.42 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 403. |
#4180443 |
I've always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs. |
106 |
18 |
1.034 |
98.79 — aleksa (imracingontyping) |
48.49 |
48.49 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 404. |
#3621167 |
Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade. |
80 |
3 |
1.033 |
167.36 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
126.86 |
126.86 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 405. |
#3810458 |
Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce. |
103 |
3 |
1.033 |
94.16 — massive (ninjamaster0324) |
52.25 |
52.25 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 406. |
#3811122 |
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything. |
103 |
6 |
1.033 |
114.26 — ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pancakeg... |
51.06 |
51.06 |
May 17, 2024 |
| 407. |
#1590043 |
You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour. |
71 |
763 |
1.033 |
230.33 — chillin (slekap) |
165.74 |
104.90 |
August 28, 2016 |
| 408. |
#3550633 |
Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make you mad. |
101 |
1 |
1.033 |
94.52 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
94.52 |
94.52 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 409. |
#4350182 |
If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. |
63 |
1 |
1.032 |
143.97 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
143.97 |
143.97 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 410. |
#1590037 |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I know you know this bloke. This is a bloke you know. |
110 |
4,636 |
1.032 |
221.66 — Kµkkain (tsvuk) |
192.38 |
99.87 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 411. |
#3810613 |
I just feel like there are so many things that I could be doing and probably want to be doing that I'm just not. |
112 |
4 |
1.032 |
131.10 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
117.65 |
117.65 |
July 26, 2024 |
| 412. |
#1590011 |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they're real. I've been living so long with my pictures of you that I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel. |
200 |
3,532 |
1.032 |
210.64 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.21 |
100.48 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 413. |
#3550388 |
Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more. |
113 |
16 |
1.032 |
82.61 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
47.00 |
47.00 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 414. |
#4940158 |
Even though my life hasn't been all that great, I figure that if I live long enough, something good might happen. |
113 |
15 |
1.031 |
68.33 — keski6 (keski6) |
46.64 |
46.64 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 415. |
#4070039 |
I still remember these old country lanes when we did not know the answers. |
74 |
8 |
1.031 |
164.47 — why (believeable) |
95.53 |
95.53 |
July 10, 2021 |
| 416. |
#3810663 |
Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much. |
113 |
23 |
1.031 |
67.15 — J (jizz82) |
45.51 |
45.51 |
January 26, 2024 |
| 417. |
#1590017 |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings. And there is always one last light to turn out and one last bell to ring. And the last one out of the circus has to lock up everything. |
252 |
3,507 |
1.031 |
226.57 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
182.87 |
100.58 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 418. |
#3950025 |
There is mystery everywhere. Beneath rocks, there is damp earth and an army of ants planning a revolution. |
106 |
21 |
1.031 |
56.31 — keski6 (keski6) |
44.82 |
44.82 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 419. |
#3550630 |
Ooh, Krotchy gets his own day. Why do I suspect the mayor owns stock in this toy company? |
89 |
1 |
1.031 |
40.80 — abdelrahaman (a_m_a_m_a_2008) |
40.80 |
40.80 |
September 21, 2024 |
| 420. |
#4070169 |
Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death. |
120 |
18 |
1.031 |
64.13 — J (jizz82) |
47.52 |
47.52 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 421. |
#4070010 |
I'd tell you all you want and more, if the sounds I made could be what you hear. |
80 |
34 |
1.030 |
215.01 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
107.00 |
107.00 |
November 4, 2018 |
| 422. |
#3620623 |
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. |
117 |
11 |
1.030 |
65.15 — keski6 (keski6) |
46.84 |
46.84 |
February 20, 2024 |
| 423. |
#3641390 |
I'd been asked this question hundreds of times over the years. |
62 |
1 |
1.030 |
92.98 — Spencer (hemanwe12) |
92.98 |
92.98 |
December 3, 2024 |
| 424. |
#3550389 |
No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with! |
103 |
7 |
1.029 |
43.85 — Aleksandre (supaalekksu) |
34.41 |
34.41 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 425. |
#1590031 |
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'd hide and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by. |
127 |
3,837 |
1.029 |
218.53 — Kµkkain (tsvuk) |
179.46 |
92.11 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 426. |
#4940215 |
I've seen enough horror movies to know that a weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly. |
86 |
2 |
1.029 |
89.40 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
85.68 |
85.68 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 427. |
#1590000 |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I know you know this bloke. This is a bloke you know. |
110 |
4,861 |
1.029 |
228.02 — Samuel (sam_jack) |
193.06 |
102.08 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 428. |
#4180119 |
For what you see and hear depends a good deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. |
120 |
2 |
1.029 |
135.66 — Ben (blister99) |
111.70 |
111.70 |
May 2, 2024 |
| 429. |
#4350200 |
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. |
81 |
8 |
1.029 |
133.24 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
104.17 |
104.17 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 430. |
#3811441 |
All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to be impressive, so we can be impressed. |
97 |
4 |
1.028 |
169.94 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
125.58 |
125.58 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 431. |
#3621447 |
Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. |
94 |
2 |
1.028 |
33.29 — M K Omar (m_k_omar) |
24.74 |
24.74 |
August 14, 2024 |
| 432. |
#4180682 |
When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. |
87 |
3 |
1.028 |
125.00 — Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... |
95.20 |
95.20 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 433. |
#86 |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all. Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. |
220 |
3,679 |
1.028 |
207.56 — izanagi (etherealvoid) |
173.05 |
95.61 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 434. |
#4070148 |
I walk around with my arms out straight in front of me and recite these cliches. In a monotone. No inflection necessary. |
120 |
21 |
1.027 |
61.20 — J (jizz82) |
44.27 |
44.27 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 435. |
#4350101 |
I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. |
91 |
1 |
1.027 |
143.23 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
143.23 |
143.23 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 436. |
#4070018 |
When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. |
111 |
24 |
1.027 |
111.69 — glory (glorykilla) |
50.88 |
50.88 |
February 20, 2024 |
| 437. |
#3550670 |
The wonder is, not that the field of stars is so vast, but that man has measured it. |
84 |
4 |
1.027 |
104.67 — colemak (colemaking) |
93.92 |
93.92 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 438. |
#3950021 |
I needed all the feelings to stop boiling like a pot of dal and be cool enough for me to taste them. |
100 |
2 |
1.027 |
119.45 — Veljko (veljkomcx) |
108.80 |
108.80 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 439. |
#3550564 |
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. |
111 |
22 |
1.027 |
99.99 — jerry (xmars) |
47.96 |
47.96 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 440. |
#3620544 |
It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently. |
63 |
1 |
1.026 |
33.21 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
33.21 |
33.21 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 441. |
#3621007 |
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on. |
82 |
2 |
1.026 |
22.40 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
19.98 |
19.98 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 442. |
#3620541 |
The darker the night, the brighter the stars, the deeper the grief, the closer is God. |
86 |
10 |
1.026 |
62.27 — Sky (sky777) |
41.79 |
41.79 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 443. |
#1590029 |
There is a trick for learning to type faster. That trick is to type words rather than letters. |
94 |
4,120 |
1.026 |
234.32 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
176.50 |
94.57 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 444. |
#1590036 |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I know you know this bloke. This is a bloke you know. |
110 |
4,591 |
1.025 |
223.35 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
190.46 |
101.07 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 445. |
#4070192 |
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky. |
104 |
3 |
1.025 |
51.12 — Whollyinsane (whollyinsane) |
39.00 |
39.00 |
August 23, 2024 |
| 446. |
#4180580 |
When every card in the deck is stacked against you, the only way to win a hand is to break the rules. |
101 |
3 |
1.025 |
93.34 — Leyton (leytons) |
82.94 |
82.94 |
October 17, 2024 |
| 447. |
#3810324 |
They got the greatest country in the world here. The highest standard of living. The grossest national product. |
111 |
14 |
1.025 |
73.49 — uh9x (uh9x) |
49.77 |
49.77 |
April 25, 2024 |
| 448. |
#3950030 |
Your silence furnishes a dark house. But even at the risk of burning, the moth always seeks the light. |
102 |
2 |
1.025 |
147.26 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
112.60 |
112.60 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 449. |
#1590033 |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. We make a little history, baby, every time you come around. |
118 |
3,698 |
1.024 |
243.59 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
187.26 |
98.33 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 450. |
#3810795 |
Yeah, if she's so brilliant, why is she sitting in our neighbor's car? |
70 |
1 |
1.024 |
18.16 — shees (shees) |
18.16 |
18.16 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 451. |
#5390024 |
I need to know that I have done one thing right with my life! |
61 |
4 |
1.024 |
190.93 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
113.06 |
113.06 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 452. |
#5390459 |
I'm not number one in anything at this point in time. But that's not enough of a reason to quit, nor is it an excuse. |
117 |
20 |
1.024 |
102.96 — tortugajones (tortugajones) |
51.42 |
51.42 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 453. |
#5390258 |
If the idea of illness can become illness, what else about our reality is actually a disorder? |
94 |
7 |
1.024 |
183.33 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
95.05 |
95.05 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 454. |
#5390263 |
False tears bring pain to those around you. A false smile brings pain to one's self. |
84 |
2 |
1.023 |
170.59 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
143.49 |
143.49 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 455. |
#3550237 |
You lock the door, and throw away the key. There's someone in my head but it's not me. |
86 |
3 |
1.023 |
33.09 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.45 |
29.45 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 456. |
#4070042 |
Well, if that's how you feel about it, then that's how you feel about it. Is that how you feel about it? |
104 |
42 |
1.022 |
207.27 — Liban (hujala) |
107.04 |
107.04 |
November 4, 2018 |
| 457. |
#3550648 |
Nothing. It was like being deep in outer space, so far away from everything else that he couldn't even see any stars. |
117 |
25 |
1.022 |
61.77 — keski6 (keski6) |
43.91 |
43.91 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 458. |
#4070292 |
Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, a fighter, and none of those instincts are given much play at the warehouse! |
114 |
18 |
1.022 |
62.17 — keski6 (keski6) |
46.44 |
46.44 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 459. |
#3811434 |
The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day. |
100 |
3 |
1.022 |
68.13 — FDOG (fdog180) |
55.16 |
55.16 |
July 2, 2024 |
| 460. |
#1590020 |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage our own work, but how to work together. A lot of the great art of the past is the work of multiple hands, though there may only be one name on the wall next to it in the museum. |
237 |
3,288 |
1.022 |
203.55 — Liban (hujala) |
173.30 |
96.72 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 461. |
#3811249 |
A meaningful relationship between two people cannot sustain itself only in the present tense. |
93 |
7 |
1.022 |
101.16 — Arthur (arturo123ar) |
47.48 |
47.48 |
September 11, 2024 |
| 462. |
#4940190 |
Dear Great Pumpkin, I am looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents. |
119 |
1 |
1.022 |
87.76 — Asjad (asjadd) |
87.76 |
87.76 |
October 15, 2024 |
| 463. |
#4180420 |
Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing. |
76 |
2 |
1.021 |
208.74 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
133.04 |
133.04 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 464. |
#3641387 |
I used to kid her once in a while because she wouldn't take her kings out of the back row. |
90 |
30 |
1.021 |
208.53 — 4Qxv (wm4w167) |
99.34 |
99.34 |
December 22, 2018 |
| 465. |
#1590003 |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you first find the cliche you want to work on, then build a story around it. |
129 |
3,703 |
1.020 |
227.25 — ᗜ John on Plover Stenogra... |
178.18 |
97.12 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 466. |
#3621448 |
They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. |
82 |
1 |
1.020 |
104.46 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
104.46 |
104.46 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 467. |
#3810013 |
It's not enough to change a few little habits! Everybody I know needs a complete personality overhaul! |
102 |
2 |
1.020 |
44.48 — Aleksandre (supaalekksu) |
37.68 |
37.68 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 468. |
#1590010 |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they want to give their lives to something. Advertising has these people chasing cars and clothes they don't need. Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need. |
265 |
2,887 |
1.019 |
203.27 — phil (ronald12) |
170.50 |
94.70 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 469. |
#4070038 |
The only thing that matters is just following your heart, and eventually you'll finally get it right. |
101 |
5 |
1.019 |
51.07 — Iris (domina_iris) |
42.10 |
42.10 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 470. |
#5390395 |
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life. |
116 |
1 |
1.019 |
93.29 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
93.29 |
93.29 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 471. |
#1590044 |
It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you. |
83 |
779 |
1.019 |
200.24 — (alpha_panda) |
154.99 |
101.16 |
August 28, 2016 |
| 472. |
#3640649 |
If we had any nerve at all we would make an effort to really address the wrongs in this society, righteously. |
109 |
25 |
1.018 |
57.85 — Alexis (trytypingfaster) |
45.24 |
45.24 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 473. |
#548 |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they're real. I've been living so long with my pictures of you that I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel. |
200 |
3,488 |
1.018 |
231.06 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
178.55 |
99.85 |
September 6, 2010 |
| 474. |
#4070068 |
Do they not know that my subjects require for their exposition experience rather than the words of others? |
106 |
16 |
1.018 |
66.97 — गौरव रूहे... |
45.48 |
45.48 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 475. |
#4070313 |
To be able to say how much you love is to love but little. |
58 |
2 |
1.018 |
174.52 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
164.72 |
164.72 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 476. |
#4060189 |
You have been on my mind, I've been trying to let it go. I've been trying to find something as incredible. |
106 |
21 |
1.018 |
85.52 — edyn (sylvyn) |
48.29 |
48.29 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 477. |
#3621340 |
There's only one person in the world who's going to decide what I'm going to do and that's me. |
94 |
5 |
1.017 |
72.51 — caresse (caressee) |
43.43 |
43.43 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 478. |
#4350100 |
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. |
118 |
2 |
1.017 |
107.21 — tortugajones (tortugajones) |
101.83 |
101.83 |
August 22, 2024 |
| 479. |
#1590013 |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage our own work, but how to work together. A lot of the great art of the past is the work of multiple hands, though there may only be one name on the wall next to it in the museum. |
237 |
3,349 |
1.017 |
210.31 — chillin (slekap) |
171.04 |
94.83 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 480. |
#3811427 |
I've begun to realize that you can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. |
117 |
21 |
1.017 |
104.94 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
44.94 |
44.94 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 481. |
#1590019 |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage our own work, but how to work together. A lot of the great art of the past is the work of multiple hands, though there may only be one name on the wall next to it in the museum. |
237 |
3,407 |
1.017 |
201.93 — (landarian) |
173.48 |
96.41 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 482. |
#4180508 |
We stare at broken clocks, the hands don't turn anymore. The days turn into nights, empty hearts and empty places. |
114 |
11 |
1.016 |
51.83 — coding188 (coding188) |
46.21 |
46.21 |
January 26, 2024 |
| 483. |
#4350267 |
Never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say. |
64 |
1 |
1.016 |
181.99 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
181.99 |
181.99 |
March 20, 2024 |
| 484. |
#4350273 |
Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. I'm sorry I got you fired. |
106 |
3 |
1.016 |
127.71 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
110.63 |
110.63 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 485. |
#3621436 |
Contrary to my advice you took the job. I offered you something better. Something in the legitimate world. |
106 |
1 |
1.016 |
27.81 — Ajmain (ajmain195) |
27.81 |
27.81 |
August 20, 2024 |
| 486. |
#4350526 |
Persons with any weight of character carry, like planets, their atmospheres along with them in their orbits. |
108 |
19 |
1.015 |
77.74 — Stale guy (stale_guy) |
47.80 |
47.80 |
February 9, 2024 |
| 487. |
#4180859 |
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. |
112 |
2 |
1.015 |
100.24 — session (session111) |
87.82 |
87.82 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 488. |
#4070017 |
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. |
67 |
1 |
1.015 |
21.41 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
21.41 |
21.41 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 489. |
#3550526 |
And cruelly I recall why I have come: To find a reason. But there cannot be a reason, not for death, not like this. |
115 |
20 |
1.015 |
64.24 — Moaath (moaath) |
46.22 |
46.22 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 490. |
#3811080 |
Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine. |
105 |
2 |
1.015 |
113.19 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
108.61 |
108.61 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 491. |
#4070055 |
She drives me crazy like no one else. She drives me crazy, and I can't help myself. |
83 |
3 |
1.014 |
43.76 — Hassnain khan (nainoo_oo) |
39.23 |
39.23 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 492. |
#3810088 |
Do the Wall Street shuffle. Hear the money rustle. Watch the greenbacks tumble. Feel the Sterling crumble. |
106 |
17 |
1.014 |
55.08 — keski6 (keski6) |
40.81 |
40.81 |
January 22, 2024 |
| 493. |
#4350546 |
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. |
113 |
6 |
1.014 |
102.66 — CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) |
88.19 |
88.19 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 494. |
#3100054 |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you. |
100 |
1 |
1.014 |
92.80 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
92.80 |
92.80 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 495. |
#5390111 |
Our capacity to destroy one another is matched by our capacity to heal one another. |
83 |
3 |
1.013 |
181.45 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
130.29 |
130.29 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 496. |
#3641265 |
Nothing looks more suspicious in America than someone who's actually prepared to make something. |
96 |
2 |
1.013 |
40.61 — karhik s (irungabhai) |
36.53 |
36.53 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 497. |
#3620583 |
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. |
99 |
2 |
1.013 |
23.98 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
19.87 |
19.87 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 498. |
#3811421 |
In a very real sense we have two minds, one that thinks and one that feels. |
75 |
3 |
1.013 |
123.73 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
85.60 |
85.60 |
August 26, 2021 |
| 499. |
#3621060 |
And dusk crept over the sky from the eastern horizon, and darkness crept over the land from the east. |
101 |
6 |
1.012 |
44.79 — richar (richar0707) |
40.85 |
40.85 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 500. |
#5390214 |
No matter how hard the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it. |
65 |
4 |
1.012 |
137.56 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
103.93 |
103.93 |
July 10, 2024 |
| 501. |
#4350311 |
You can't convince me what I want and what I need are separate things. |
70 |
3 |
1.012 |
186.21 — 4Qxv (wm4w167) |
130.35 |
130.35 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 502. |
#3550751 |
I want you to know that the day you saw something in me, my whole life changed. |
79 |
44 |
1.012 |
168.80 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
96.64 |
96.64 |
January 22, 2019 |
| 503. |
#3550629 |
Bless me father, for I have really sinned. Really. I'm not kidding here. Big sinner. |
84 |
3 |
1.012 |
55.57 — nancy (mrgrey_1) |
42.85 |
42.85 |
November 19, 2024 |
| 504. |
#1970648 |
My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours until you let go of the illusion of control. |
111 |
28 |
1.011 |
159.65 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
48.27 |
48.27 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 505. |
#3550347 |
Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine. |
105 |
42 |
1.010 |
193.97 — Sachin Sharma (ragemodeon) |
74.35 |
74.35 |
November 4, 2018 |
| 506. |
#3620187 |
Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home. |
88 |
1 |
1.010 |
32.68 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
32.68 |
32.68 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 507. |
#4070069 |
Whoever in discussion adduces authority uses not intellect but rather memory. |
77 |
1 |
1.010 |
32.68 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
32.68 |
32.68 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 508. |
#3550466 |
But I can't imagine a life without breathless moments breaking me down. |
71 |
8 |
1.009 |
175.31 — 4Qxv (wm4w167) |
58.36 |
58.36 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 509. |
#3550445 |
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus. |
100 |
7 |
1.009 |
114.35 — aditya (yusifer_zendric) |
58.15 |
58.15 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 510. |
#3550120 |
We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in the blank white spaces at the edges of print. |
104 |
3 |
1.009 |
131.40 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
110.14 |
110.14 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 511. |
#3550575 |
When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets. |
51 |
2 |
1.009 |
36.01 — richar (richar0707) |
30.90 |
30.90 |
August 4, 2024 |
| 512. |
#4070045 |
Last night while everyone was sleeping, I drove through my old neighborhood and resurrected memories from ashes. |
112 |
16 |
1.009 |
97.17 — ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... |
49.73 |
49.73 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 513. |
#72 |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way. Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town, waiting for someone or something to show you the way. |
210 |
3,008 |
1.008 |
202.82 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.93 |
95.64 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 514. |
#4180447 |
Don't it make you sad to know that life is more than who we are? |
64 |
3 |
1.008 |
138.65 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
109.23 |
109.23 |
August 10, 2024 |
| 515. |
#4070026 |
I love you like a love song, baby, and I keep hitting repeat. |
61 |
10 |
1.008 |
191.22 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
106.58 |
106.58 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 516. |
#3550545 |
I'm going to kill a stranger, so don't you be a stranger. |
57 |
7 |
1.008 |
43.12 — ashkar (ashku_mithadi) |
35.66 |
35.66 |
September 7, 2024 |
| 517. |
#4070008 |
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. |
72 |
5 |
1.008 |
143.55 — Nicholas Dimitrov (nickytyp... |
105.88 |
105.88 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 518. |
#3550521 |
I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. |
117 |
14 |
1.007 |
56.64 — Iris (domina_iris) |
45.41 |
45.41 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 519. |
#5390518 |
Sometimes it's hard to know if someone is insulting or just an American. |
72 |
7 |
1.007 |
180.78 — (zambricks) |
124.99 |
124.99 |
April 11, 2024 |
| 520. |
#4180159 |
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. |
64 |
1 |
1.007 |
92.19 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
92.19 |
92.19 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 521. |
#4180399 |
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count: It's the life in your years. |
88 |
6 |
1.006 |
109.01 — Deivid (drylozu) |
52.43 |
52.43 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 522. |
#4180624 |
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? |
99 |
8 |
1.006 |
96.62 — Cubigrade (cubigrade) |
49.15 |
49.15 |
January 10, 2024 |
| 523. |
#3550632 |
Hmm, looks like the chad is still hanging on that one, but I'm sure they'll count it. |
85 |
19 |
1.005 |
76.58 — SpikyLlama (spikyllama) |
45.03 |
45.03 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 524. |
#4070139 |
But on this particular day I did not like the color of the sky. |
63 |
2 |
1.005 |
102.13 — colemak (colemaking) |
98.61 |
98.61 |
June 6, 2024 |
| 525. |
#3641378 |
The blade is as good as though it had just come out of the grindstone. |
70 |
19 |
1.004 |
207.56 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
109.69 |
109.69 |
April 1, 2019 |
| 526. |
#3640126 |
Most people would turn you away. I don't listen to a word they say. They don't see you as I do, I wish they would try to. |
121 |
18 |
1.004 |
61.09 — keski6 (keski6) |
45.70 |
45.70 |
January 22, 2024 |
| 527. |
#4950014 |
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. When the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I walk alone. |
121 |
48 |
1.004 |
133.59 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
57.27 |
57.27 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 528. |
#3811127 |
Coal mining may be your life but it's not mine. I'm never going down there again. I wanna go into space. |
104 |
6 |
1.004 |
45.58 — Whollyinsane (whollyinsane) |
36.28 |
36.28 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 529. |
#4350134 |
Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber. |
115 |
2 |
1.004 |
99.99 — dontdefense (dontdefense) |
94.00 |
94.00 |
September 30, 2024 |
| 530. |
#3640528 |
Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. |
105 |
19 |
1.003 |
58.15 — spiron (gespiron) |
43.49 |
43.49 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 531. |
#3621066 |
If you who own the things people must have could understand this, you might preserve yourself. |
94 |
2 |
1.003 |
21.16 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
20.74 |
20.74 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 532. |
#1590046 |
I hope, or I could not live. |
28 |
899 |
1.003 |
222.08 — (slyne) |
176.50 |
103.30 |
August 28, 2016 |
| 533. |
#3811422 |
What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? |
86 |
5 |
1.003 |
44.84 — Aman Paruthi (amanpruthi) |
34.64 |
34.64 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 534. |
#3950023 |
Everybody thinks they are protecting and defending their people. But we are all people, right? |
94 |
4 |
1.003 |
70.35 — Rayan (irvwi) |
48.99 |
48.99 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 535. |
#3810762 |
I find chemistry to be magical. I find it an adventure, an exploration into the physical building blocks of our universe. |
121 |
17 |
1.003 |
61.81 — keski6 (keski6) |
41.46 |
41.46 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 536. |
#3810570 |
You'd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings would amount to a typical something. |
97 |
7 |
1.002 |
69.91 — Deon (metal_injection) |
45.75 |
45.75 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 537. |
#4070101 |
There's something happening somewhere. Baby, I just know that there is. |
71 |
4 |
1.001 |
44.60 — Aly (mralyal) |
28.79 |
28.79 |
May 24, 2024 |
| 538. |
#3620881 |
From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached. |
104 |
1 |
1.001 |
21.11 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
21.11 |
21.11 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 539. |
#1590030 |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breaking apart like I'm made up of glass again. |
100 |
3,906 |
1.001 |
220.59 — KµkKain (kfzx) |
178.99 |
94.20 |
January 28, 2011 |
| 540. |
#4070317 |
My brain was just pouring this stuff out. Everything I'd ever read, heard, seen was now organized and available. |
112 |
21 |
1.001 |
60.05 — keski6 (keski6) |
43.55 |
43.55 |
February 15, 2024 |
| 541. |
#1590005 |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me pegged, because of the way I am, the way I talk. And they're always wrong. |
131 |
3,835 |
1.001 |
250.68 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
177.55 |
96.47 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 542. |
#5390429 |
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. |
104 |
5 |
1.000 |
51.80 — Chinar (chinar) |
37.47 |
37.47 |
June 21, 2024 |
| 543. |
#4350565 |
Have you ever thought that if you can go back in time, you might still make the same decisions? |
95 |
2 |
1.000 |
156.12 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
126.87 |
126.87 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 544. |
#3810107 |
She claims she's found a way to make her own light. All you do is smile, you banish the night. |
94 |
6 |
1.000 |
77.41 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
46.13 |
46.13 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 545. |
#1590004 |
Remember that humor is written backwards. First find the cliche you want to work on, then build a story around it. |
114 |
3,893 |
0.999 |
227.47 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
177.46 |
95.38 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 546. |
#3640169 |
Everything I know is wrong. Everything I do just comes undone and everything is torn apart. That's the hardest part. |
116 |
1 |
0.999 |
29.35 — Simran (sim4321) |
29.35 |
29.35 |
February 9, 2025 |
| 547. |
#3810932 |
Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. |
101 |
4 |
0.998 |
85.09 — 43 (sosjiz) |
52.32 |
52.32 |
January 10, 2024 |
| 548. |
#3640781 |
If I had known you were going to come straight up to my office I would not have bothered hunting you in the first place. |
120 |
6 |
0.998 |
140.40 — B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) |
101.89 |
101.89 |
July 12, 2024 |
| 549. |
#3810754 |
I'm not sure she's capable of any real feelings. She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. |
111 |
15 |
0.998 |
58.66 — keski6 (keski6) |
42.60 |
42.60 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 550. |
#3640164 |
I seem to be what I'm not, you see. I'm wearing my heart like a crown, pretending that you're still around. |
107 |
18 |
0.998 |
79.35 — Asjad (asjadd) |
47.64 |
47.64 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 551. |
#5390452 |
Darkness washed over the Dude. Darker than a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. |
115 |
14 |
0.997 |
58.23 — Heartycakes (heartycakes) |
44.02 |
44.02 |
February 21, 2024 |
| 552. |
#3810173 |
Freeze this moment a little bit longer. Make each sensation a little bit stronger. Experience slips away. |
105 |
14 |
0.997 |
93.92 — Typer (fasttyperbro1_) |
47.97 |
47.97 |
February 20, 2024 |
| 553. |
#3551345 |
When someone betrays your trust, it feels like a part of you dies. For me, I guess it was the part that cared. |
110 |
1 |
0.997 |
91.29 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
91.29 |
91.29 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 554. |
#1590018 |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former. |
201 |
2,971 |
0.997 |
234.33 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
174.09 |
97.16 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 555. |
#3640132 |
Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me. Breathe into me and make me real, bring me to life. |
110 |
1 |
0.997 |
18.97 — autumn (autumn21) |
18.97 |
18.97 |
April 11, 2024 |
| 556. |
#4180155 |
The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever. |
88 |
7 |
0.997 |
153.10 — Hellnickell (hellnickell) |
56.82 |
56.82 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 557. |
#3550149 |
In his blue gardens men and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars. |
113 |
2 |
0.997 |
32.16 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
24.94 |
24.94 |
August 23, 2024 |
| 558. |
#4060176 |
I love how Polaroid cameras make every photo look a little nostalgic. |
69 |
1 |
0.997 |
29.03 — M K Omar (m_k_omar) |
29.03 |
29.03 |
August 15, 2024 |
| 559. |
#3622374 |
Jalabhar Xho was all in feathers, plumage so fantastic and extravagant that he seemed like he was to take flight. |
113 |
2 |
0.996 |
94.85 — jerry (xmars) |
88.49 |
88.49 |
September 6, 2024 |
| 560. |
#3620275 |
He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man. |
65 |
5 |
0.996 |
181.69 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
116.63 |
116.63 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 561. |
#3811026 |
Hello! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera. |
83 |
5 |
0.995 |
30.08 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
23.76 |
23.76 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 562. |
#5390142 |
Sometimes a little discomfort in the beginning can save a whole lot of pain down the road. |
90 |
5 |
0.995 |
187.96 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
135.76 |
135.76 |
March 12, 2024 |
| 563. |
#3550539 |
Astounding! An actual, functional Mogu construct machine. We cannot allow this to fall into the wrong hands. |
108 |
39 |
0.995 |
122.55 — ed (edward_9x) |
56.98 |
56.98 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 564. |
#3810793 |
You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thirsty. We could tangle spiders in the webs you weave. |
111 |
21 |
0.995 |
94.95 — Yousend (yousend) |
51.16 |
51.16 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 565. |
#3641139 |
If sugar is so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good? |
57 |
1 |
0.994 |
17.63 — shees (shees) |
17.63 |
17.63 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 566. |
#5390440 |
As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices. |
119 |
20 |
0.994 |
132.46 — baconman (baconman42) |
53.06 |
53.06 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 567. |
#1590014 |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me pegged, because of the way I am, the way I talk. And they're always wrong. |
131 |
3,532 |
0.992 |
207.88 — Boxing time now. bye (mattb... |
172.58 |
96.29 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 568. |
#5390175 |
English is not a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one. |
91 |
1 |
0.992 |
117.99 — Mustafa (mustafakhan205) |
117.99 |
117.99 |
February 9, 2025 |
| 569. |
#3621210 |
Will Mars be always in your windy tongue and in your flying feet? |
65 |
3 |
0.991 |
37.36 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.30 |
29.30 |
June 3, 2024 |
| 570. |
#4350358 |
Oh, I don't read. I skulk about in search of quotations that might make me appear educated. |
91 |
7 |
0.991 |
40.60 — Whollyinsane (whollyinsane) |
32.27 |
32.27 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 571. |
#4070033 |
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin. I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison. |
103 |
7 |
0.990 |
177.13 — Stjepan Puškarić (indiana... |
57.33 |
57.33 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 572. |
#3550681 |
I hope to someday have the faith to believe in God as much as he believes in me. |
80 |
4 |
0.990 |
42.65 — Jay Kolawala (jay_kolawala) |
36.35 |
36.35 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 573. |
#3641380 |
There will come a time when all of us are dead. |
47 |
16 |
0.990 |
175.05 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... |
133.85 |
133.85 |
October 5, 2019 |
| 574. |
#3811041 |
Johnny, I got a lot of people here who are a little depressed because the war just ended. Please give me a new song. |
116 |
13 |
0.989 |
61.95 — keski6 (keski6) |
44.91 |
44.91 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 575. |
#4070152 |
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love. Above us, there is nothing above but the stars above. |
96 |
3 |
0.989 |
62.78 — Fayez Johan (mystery420) |
49.42 |
49.42 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 576. |
#5390063 |
I like the idea of keeping my thoughts all in one place, like a brain you can look into. |
88 |
2 |
0.989 |
122.26 — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) |
119.52 |
119.52 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 577. |
#3811091 |
Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the notees. |
82 |
2 |
0.989 |
38.13 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
37.47 |
37.47 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 578. |
#3950020 |
Sometimes the world as you know it just decides to become something else. |
73 |
1 |
0.989 |
137.87 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
137.87 |
137.87 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 579. |
#3550711 |
Even if you're falling, that's okay. There's a trampoline waiting for you. You just have to believe. |
100 |
18 |
0.988 |
57.04 — J (jizz82) |
43.97 |
43.97 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 580. |
#3811116 |
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. |
93 |
8 |
0.988 |
46.79 — Iris (domina_iris) |
33.22 |
33.22 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 581. |
#3621341 |
You can't blame me. They've been making statues for some two thousand years, and I've only been collecting for five. |
116 |
2 |
0.988 |
24.43 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
21.05 |
21.05 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 582. |
#4070137 |
Look thoroughly into matters, and let not the peculiar quality or intrinsic value of anything escape you. |
105 |
11 |
0.987 |
57.72 — keski6 (keski6) |
42.36 |
42.36 |
April 18, 2024 |
| 583. |
#3641322 |
I was starting to think that you were gonna leave me behind. |
60 |
2 |
0.987 |
171.22 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
145.65 |
145.65 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 584. |
#3810573 |
Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me that I've been away for quite some time. I'm back. |
110 |
21 |
0.987 |
56.05 — MiDzSynx (midzsynx) |
44.70 |
44.70 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 585. |
#5390451 |
I didn't join a band so I could talk about my feelings. I joined it so I could hit my feelings with sticks. |
107 |
25 |
0.986 |
81.80 — okaysakashi (okaysakashi) |
43.94 |
43.94 |
December 30, 2023 |
| 586. |
#4070202 |
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. |
118 |
17 |
0.985 |
56.09 — keski6 (keski6) |
44.62 |
44.62 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 587. |
#3641402 |
There's something way down deep that's eternal about every human being. |
71 |
1 |
0.985 |
18.75 — autumn (autumn21) |
18.75 |
18.75 |
April 11, 2024 |
| 588. |
#1590015 |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when nothing changes a speck, when you don't go anywhere or do anything or think one new thought. And then you can get hit with a day, or an hour, or a half a second when so much happens its almost like you got born all over again into some brand-new person you for damn sure never expected to meet. |
350 |
2,429 |
0.985 |
220.98 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
165.57 |
94.07 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 589. |
#4740094 |
I say I live in Rosemead, really, I'm at the Ramada. It doesn't really matter, doesn't really, really matter. |
109 |
39 |
0.984 |
102.23 — dontdefense (dontdefense) |
55.97 |
55.97 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 590. |
#3550276 |
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV. |
89 |
3 |
0.984 |
80.14 — k871 (k871) |
42.42 |
42.42 |
August 6, 2024 |
| 591. |
#3550158 |
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them. |
107 |
1 |
0.984 |
103.40 — glory (glorykilla) |
103.40 |
103.40 |
June 6, 2024 |
| 592. |
#4070054 |
It's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows. |
54 |
6 |
0.984 |
157.01 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
103.49 |
103.49 |
May 28, 2021 |
| 593. |
#5390457 |
A sapling must have good soil in order to grow strong. Infertile soil will not bring forth splendid fruit. |
106 |
28 |
0.984 |
78.91 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
44.27 |
44.27 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 594. |
#1590016 |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, rather than enjoy it, until you let go of your mind's attachments and just go for the ride freely, no matter what happens. |
180 |
2,894 |
0.984 |
185.93 — xKµkKain- (tsvukk) |
159.77 |
90.59 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 595. |
#4070318 |
It's my own fault, and nobody else's, that I got confused. I've been having so much fun, I forgot to take my medicine. |
118 |
16 |
0.982 |
54.24 — ambani (ambani) |
40.89 |
40.89 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 596. |
#4070178 |
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. |
59 |
5 |
0.981 |
155.88 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
110.36 |
110.36 |
April 9, 2024 |
| 597. |
#22 |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the cage locked! |
149 |
2,880 |
0.980 |
213.37 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
166.78 |
89.78 |
September 2, 2010 |
| 598. |
#4350067 |
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. |
114 |
40 |
0.980 |
94.09 — worst typer (ishowcoding) |
53.51 |
53.51 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 599. |
#4350298 |
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time. |
113 |
3 |
0.980 |
115.46 — learningenglishthankyou (le... |
111.91 |
111.91 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 600. |
#4740100 |
I'm tryna buy my neighbor house and turn it to a yard. If you don't know my grandma name, then we ain't really dogs. |
116 |
47 |
0.980 |
137.92 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
57.80 |
57.80 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 601. |
#4070058 |
My heart is like an open highway. Like Frankie said, I did it my way. I just want to live while I'm alive. |
106 |
16 |
0.980 |
55.40 — J (jizz82) |
43.94 |
43.94 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 602. |
#3641424 |
If you've got enough time to fantasize about your beautiful death, why don't you live your life beautifully to the end? |
119 |
20 |
0.980 |
54.93 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
42.11 |
42.11 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 603. |
#4070006 |
It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you. |
83 |
5 |
0.979 |
80.37 — ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... |
45.33 |
45.33 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 604. |
#3810521 |
That's great it starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes and aeroplanes and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. |
105 |
24 |
0.979 |
59.33 — Deep (deeppatel) |
42.55 |
42.55 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 605. |
#4070040 |
Oh, my life is changing every day in every possible way. |
56 |
17 |
0.979 |
151.15 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
87.29 |
87.29 |
September 8, 2019 |
| 606. |
#3621104 |
I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers. |
87 |
2 |
0.979 |
31.67 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.32 |
29.32 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 607. |
#3621069 |
When a majority of the people are hungry and cold they will take by force what they need. |
89 |
2 |
0.978 |
26.83 — kimuranirishi (kimushiraniri) |
22.54 |
22.54 |
August 7, 2024 |
| 608. |
#599 |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darling, that you do. But if I did I would kneel down and ask him not to intervene when it came to you. Not to touch a hair on your head, to leave you as you are, and if he felt he had to direct you, then direct you into my arms. |
284 |
2,502 |
0.978 |
193.99 — (landarian) |
167.00 |
95.25 |
September 6, 2010 |
| 609. |
#4350452 |
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. |
120 |
24 |
0.978 |
52.42 — Nerissa (fsuu) |
42.44 |
42.44 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 610. |
#4070190 |
I can hear those echoes in the wind at night calling me back in time, back to you, in a place far away where the water meets the sky. |
133 |
56 |
0.978 |
183.30 — (nonquit) |
87.87 |
87.87 |
November 4, 2018 |
| 611. |
#3641258 |
You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be. |
93 |
3 |
0.978 |
50.07 — Lakshay (the_fingerer69) |
39.06 |
39.06 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 612. |
#4070210 |
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. |
105 |
18 |
0.978 |
63.77 — hubie (hubiee) |
46.90 |
46.90 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 613. |
#549 |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were bigger and brighter and whiter than snow. And screamed at the make-believe, screamed at the sky, and you finally found all your courage to let it all go. |
210 |
2,784 |
0.977 |
200.57 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
164.11 |
91.48 |
September 6, 2010 |
| 614. |
#3810421 |
In a world of human wreckage where I'm lost and I'm found and I can't touch the ground, I'm plowed into the sound. |
114 |
18 |
0.977 |
79.79 — Zaynah (zq_2310) |
44.95 |
44.95 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 615. |
#3641198 |
You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs, gathering dust, along with the rest of her potential. |
113 |
11 |
0.977 |
74.90 — emma grace (edown21) |
39.61 |
39.61 |
June 16, 2024 |
| 616. |
#3810694 |
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. |
86 |
6 |
0.977 |
52.99 — mvpfish (mvpfish) |
38.37 |
38.37 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 617. |
#4350189 |
As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I want to be. Turns out this is called identity theft. |
107 |
1 |
0.977 |
98.18 — Frag (fragonly) |
98.18 |
98.18 |
June 6, 2024 |
| 618. |
#5390205 |
Knowing that whatever is happening is finite and will sooner or later come to an end makes most experiences tolerable. |
118 |
4 |
0.977 |
128.95 — Nicholas Dimitrov (nickytyp... |
96.87 |
96.87 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 619. |
#5390435 |
Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain? The audience or yourself? |
111 |
18 |
0.976 |
57.17 — RussianNoob (sackky_patsyyy) |
43.00 |
43.00 |
January 22, 2024 |
| 620. |
#3550916 |
No matter how many men you kill, you can't kill your successor. |
63 |
2 |
0.976 |
27.38 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
25.64 |
25.64 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 621. |
#4180495 |
A moment seen through those eyes, crystal blue disguise. They say that all beauty must die, I say it just moves on. |
115 |
19 |
0.975 |
56.32 — ImanAzhar (flytypers) |
43.12 |
43.12 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 622. |
#3810475 |
We have a Spanish porter at the moment, he's from Barcelona. It'd be quicker to train an ape! |
93 |
3 |
0.974 |
48.83 — Mohammed ahmed (midoo47o) |
37.80 |
37.80 |
May 20, 2024 |
| 623. |
#3811466 |
Learning isn't a way of reaching one's potential but rather a way of developing it. |
83 |
5 |
0.974 |
44.57 — Jay Kolawala (jay_kolawala) |
29.68 |
29.68 |
August 23, 2024 |
| 624. |
#1590012 |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. |
314 |
2,460 |
0.974 |
230.15 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
160.32 |
91.60 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 625. |
#3811043 |
What difference does it make if it's true? If it's a story and it breaks they're gonna run with it. |
99 |
6 |
0.974 |
75.81 — smashnbash (smashnbash) |
43.70 |
43.70 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 626. |
#4070168 |
Somewhere out there, someone's saying a prayer that we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there. |
107 |
44 |
0.974 |
182.10 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
72.24 |
72.24 |
November 26, 2018 |
| 627. |
#5390482 |
If you get really good, I promise you, somebody who's even better will come and find you. |
89 |
5 |
0.974 |
116.82 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
60.82 |
60.82 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 628. |
#4350454 |
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. |
65 |
1 |
0.974 |
28.36 — M K Omar (m_k_omar) |
28.36 |
28.36 |
August 16, 2024 |
| 629. |
#3811048 |
Little brat. I invent the game, find the kid, drag him up there, and he doesn't wanna be a Starfighter. I give up! |
114 |
26 |
0.973 |
87.31 — alejandro (ectsy) |
44.60 |
44.60 |
February 5, 2024 |
| 630. |
#4070184 |
Riches and pleasure seemed to him to be really greater tragedies than poverty or sorrow. |
88 |
4 |
0.973 |
82.60 — learningenglishthankyou (le... |
51.02 |
51.02 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 631. |
#4070335 |
And you're to tell him nothing personal, Starling. Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head. |
111 |
20 |
0.973 |
49.93 — Mia (slay__) |
39.28 |
39.28 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 632. |
#3620481 |
Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. |
81 |
1 |
0.972 |
20.51 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
20.51 |
20.51 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 633. |
#4070005 |
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. |
64 |
1 |
0.972 |
17.24 — shees (shees) |
17.24 |
17.24 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 634. |
#4180466 |
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. |
94 |
2 |
0.972 |
88.98 — Cubigrade (cubigrade) |
88.73 |
88.73 |
April 29, 2024 |
| 635. |
#4350426 |
But the law of loving others could not be discovered by reason, because it is unreasonable. |
91 |
5 |
0.971 |
90.65 — owol (owol) |
47.06 |
47.06 |
December 29, 2023 |
| 636. |
#4350572 |
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan. |
117 |
1 |
0.970 |
93.20 — colemak (colemaking) |
93.20 |
93.20 |
October 4, 2024 |
| 637. |
#4180309 |
If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. |
106 |
4 |
0.970 |
181.27 — č (henleyhalloran) |
119.90 |
119.90 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 638. |
#320 |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up. |
227 |
2,706 |
0.970 |
209.28 — ᗜ John on Plover Stenogra... |
163.30 |
90.91 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 639. |
#3810873 |
Yeah. You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people. |
107 |
21 |
0.968 |
69.95 — sukhi (sukh23) |
43.91 |
43.91 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 640. |
#4180799 |
You have technicians here making noise. No one is a musician, they are not artists because nobody can play the guitar. |
118 |
23 |
0.968 |
74.02 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
46.18 |
46.18 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 641. |
#3550877 |
So glad of this as they I cannot be, who are surprised withal. |
62 |
3 |
0.968 |
145.00 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
96.37 |
96.37 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 642. |
#3810721 |
You see, George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away? |
111 |
23 |
0.968 |
62.61 — keski6 (keski6) |
45.35 |
45.35 |
February 9, 2024 |
| 643. |
#1590022 |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best. |
180 |
2,559 |
0.967 |
215.81 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
164.03 |
88.08 |
August 28, 2010 |
| 644. |
#3622094 |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when I'm getting you close when we move, well, you already know. |
119 |
2 |
0.967 |
145.86 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
139.90 |
139.90 |
March 31, 2024 |
| 645. |
#4940172 |
Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it's about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves. |
118 |
4 |
0.967 |
114.41 — tortugajones (tortugajones) |
100.79 |
100.79 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 646. |
#3550562 |
Red rover, red rover, let the terrorists come over! |
51 |
5 |
0.967 |
46.45 — Iris (domina_iris) |
33.22 |
33.22 |
February 20, 2024 |
| 647. |
#3550896 |
I'll be fine. I'll be waiting patiently till you see the signs and come running to my open arms. |
96 |
4 |
0.967 |
41.21 — Anupom chakraborti (anupom99) |
32.02 |
32.02 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 648. |
#4070111 |
The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours, Doctor, pleases me no end. |
84 |
4 |
0.966 |
40.94 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
32.83 |
32.83 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 649. |
#5390219 |
Sometimes good people make bad choices. It doesn't mean they are bad people. It means they're human. |
100 |
2 |
0.966 |
102.17 — glory (glorykilla) |
87.97 |
87.97 |
April 28, 2024 |
| 650. |
#4350065 |
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. |
74 |
5 |
0.966 |
110.70 — tortugajones (tortugajones) |
91.12 |
91.12 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 651. |
#4070217 |
For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. |
106 |
3 |
0.965 |
161.87 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
112.05 |
112.05 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 652. |
#4350438 |
The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischief. |
95 |
5 |
0.965 |
132.85 — Ben (blister99) |
56.74 |
56.74 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 653. |
#3620690 |
A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone. |
113 |
1 |
0.965 |
17.11 — shees (shees) |
17.11 |
17.11 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 654. |
#18 |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please with sugar on top. Clean the car! |
191 |
2,608 |
0.965 |
214.27 — chillin (slekap) |
159.13 |
88.62 |
August 25, 2010 |
| 655. |
#3550871 |
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. |
97 |
2 |
0.965 |
74.16 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
74.15 |
74.15 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 656. |
#5390062 |
This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. |
118 |
2 |
0.965 |
153.80 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
125.08 |
125.08 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 657. |
#3641406 |
I drive by this place a lot and I see you here. I see a lot of people around you. |
81 |
2 |
0.964 |
45.76 — FGolden (fgoldeneye) |
41.92 |
41.92 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 658. |
#3550418 |
The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed. |
62 |
4 |
0.964 |
162.52 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
113.41 |
113.41 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 659. |
#3550201 |
That person tried to send poison to you and if you take it personally, then you take that poison and it becomes yours. |
118 |
1 |
0.964 |
28.33 — Simran (sim4321) |
28.33 |
28.33 |
February 9, 2025 |
| 660. |
#533 |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love. |
213 |
2,417 |
0.964 |
204.82 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
163.02 |
90.23 |
September 6, 2010 |
| 661. |
#4070023 |
It is better to be unhappy and know the worst, than to be happy in a fool's paradise. |
85 |
4 |
0.964 |
67.63 — hubie (hubiee) |
34.53 |
34.53 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 662. |
#3620005 |
If the experts are baffled, how can the rest of us understand what's going on? |
78 |
1 |
0.964 |
31.18 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
31.18 |
31.18 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 663. |
#3550421 |
In this world, evil can arise from the best intentions. And there is good which can come from evil intentions. |
110 |
3 |
0.963 |
187.23 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
120.28 |
120.28 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 664. |
#4180805 |
Sometimes I wish I never built this palace, but real love is never a waste of time. |
83 |
4 |
0.963 |
138.64 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
112.81 |
112.81 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 665. |
#4180794 |
What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? |
85 |
7 |
0.963 |
66.17 — Typical (fasterthanyourmaster) |
35.21 |
35.21 |
April 11, 2024 |
| 666. |
#4180669 |
Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. |
90 |
7 |
0.963 |
60.75 — Michael Shu (mich_shu) |
40.71 |
40.71 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 667. |
#466 |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human language. Much as language has words, sentences, and stories, music has tones, melodies, and songs. |
153 |
2,686 |
0.962 |
204.55 — fvlk (sas0ri) |
163.01 |
90.54 |
August 30, 2010 |
| 668. |
#3641384 |
Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. |
88 |
6 |
0.962 |
48.33 — Iris (domina_iris) |
38.61 |
38.61 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 669. |
#3810193 |
Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise. Raise up a multiplex and we will make a sacrifice. |
106 |
13 |
0.962 |
58.47 — King Von (tookhertotheo) |
43.40 |
43.40 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 670. |
#3641374 |
One thing, or an infinite number of things, dies with every man's or woman's death. |
83 |
5 |
0.962 |
41.99 — Aleksandre (supaalekksu) |
33.58 |
33.58 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 671. |
#3550690 |
I have long loved you, and loved you even before I knew that I did. |
67 |
2 |
0.961 |
134.52 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
111.12 |
111.12 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 672. |
#486 |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous to speak of the vocation of a thief. However, I venture to assure you that this vocation is a reality. |
162 |
2,537 |
0.961 |
207.56 — chillin (slekap) |
167.58 |
90.93 |
September 9, 2010 |
| 673. |
#4350111 |
Don't adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to carry on the story. |
96 |
3 |
0.960 |
41.68 — Iris (domina_iris) |
33.34 |
33.34 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 674. |
#4350507 |
My thermos flask keeps hot drinks hot, and cold drinks cold. But how does it know? |
82 |
5 |
0.960 |
81.63 — Vlad Pop (sus_wus27) |
48.59 |
48.59 |
April 7, 2024 |
| 675. |
#4180180 |
When we remember we only get a version of the last time we remember it. |
71 |
3 |
0.960 |
135.41 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
99.68 |
99.68 |
March 12, 2024 |
| 676. |
#4180476 |
You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows. |
62 |
1 |
0.959 |
87.82 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
87.82 |
87.82 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 677. |
#33 |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Now you just take all the time you want. You can play some music if you like. |
172 |
2,582 |
0.959 |
230.33 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
157.82 |
88.86 |
August 31, 2010 |
| 678. |
#5390069 |
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist. |
117 |
2 |
0.958 |
174.65 — Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) |
135.58 |
135.58 |
February 23, 2024 |
| 679. |
#3550519 |
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. |
99 |
8 |
0.957 |
45.18 — Iris (domina_iris) |
37.02 |
37.02 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 680. |
#3810665 |
Don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious. That is the curse of a government job. |
102 |
6 |
0.956 |
60.43 — Ethan Enriquez (ethanmicah_8) |
40.32 |
40.32 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 681. |
#5390050 |
You start running, they'll never let you stop. You stand up, push back. Can't say no forever, right? |
100 |
4 |
0.956 |
97.64 — tortugajones (tortugajones) |
82.68 |
82.68 |
April 28, 2024 |
| 682. |
#3620885 |
It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary. |
87 |
2 |
0.956 |
34.78 — Simran (sim4321) |
29.18 |
29.18 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 683. |
#3620596 |
A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you'd think misfortune would get tired but then time is your misfortune. |
117 |
1 |
0.955 |
24.39 — akshay gohel (akshgohel11) |
24.39 |
24.39 |
October 22, 2024 |
| 684. |
#3811357 |
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bear skins. |
98 |
8 |
0.955 |
71.24 — Steven (stevencurryeggprata) |
36.95 |
36.95 |
April 1, 2024 |
| 685. |
#3550098 |
Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk. |
114 |
1 |
0.955 |
22.73 — conn (connaker1573) |
22.73 |
22.73 |
April 18, 2024 |
| 686. |
#4350423 |
The ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic. |
91 |
2 |
0.955 |
42.17 — Aleksandre (supaalekksu) |
36.40 |
36.40 |
June 30, 2024 |
| 687. |
#4180194 |
Suit yourself. Hey! Would you mind getting a door for me? My hands are kinda full. |
82 |
4 |
0.954 |
51.07 — alex96mar (alex96mar) |
33.18 |
33.18 |
September 13, 2024 |
| 688. |
#5390208 |
Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? |
57 |
1 |
0.953 |
113.49 — Quirkedupwhiteboy (goated_w... |
113.49 |
113.49 |
October 21, 2024 |
| 689. |
#4070063 |
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong. But where do you belong? |
91 |
2 |
0.953 |
41.65 — Iris (domina_iris) |
37.05 |
37.05 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 690. |
#3620368 |
It's enough for me to be sure that you and I exist at this moment. |
66 |
3 |
0.953 |
187.32 — Stjepan Puškarić (indiana... |
132.48 |
132.48 |
March 31, 2024 |
| 691. |
#3811178 |
Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey is over all too soon. |
108 |
10 |
0.953 |
80.38 — XY (daddyelephant) |
48.74 |
48.74 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 692. |
#4070011 |
He had set his features into the expression of quiet optimism which it was advisable to wear when facing the telescreen. |
120 |
17 |
0.952 |
66.06 — keski6 (keski6) |
42.37 |
42.37 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 693. |
#3811381 |
You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia. |
97 |
5 |
0.951 |
42.01 — Anupom chakraborti (anupom99) |
32.86 |
32.86 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 694. |
#4070327 |
Okay everybody, gather round. I want you to watch me pay these bills. |
69 |
2 |
0.951 |
27.83 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
26.71 |
26.71 |
August 4, 2024 |
| 695. |
#3620486 |
And she was mine, she was mine, the key was in my fist, my fist was in my pocket, she was mine. |
95 |
8 |
0.951 |
56.86 — JACK (jackong286) |
37.33 |
37.33 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 696. |
#4070004 |
Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudden change. |
69 |
3 |
0.950 |
116.06 — ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pancakeg... |
97.32 |
97.32 |
February 29, 2024 |
| 697. |
#4070022 |
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah. She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart. |
94 |
3 |
0.950 |
44.98 — Madhav (madhav_18) |
36.67 |
36.67 |
September 6, 2024 |
| 698. |
#4180621 |
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. |
101 |
2 |
0.950 |
86.45 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
76.50 |
76.50 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 699. |
#3550222 |
That's how you have to think of this. We're rewriting the history of human thought with what we're doing. |
105 |
3 |
0.948 |
29.29 — M K Omar (m_k_omar) |
27.20 |
27.20 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 700. |
#4070116 |
Some people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first. |
82 |
34 |
0.947 |
179.53 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
78.38 |
78.38 |
October 13, 2018 |
| 701. |
#3550465 |
Great, let's round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them. |
73 |
1 |
0.947 |
99.48 — glory (glorykilla) |
99.48 |
99.48 |
June 6, 2024 |
| 702. |
#1590040 |
I know... I'm so sorry. I do really like you, Bob, I really do. You're the only kid who ever liked me for me, not just my money. |
128 |
536 |
0.946 |
196.70 — izanagi (etherealvoid) |
137.33 |
94.57 |
September 1, 2016 |
| 703. |
#3810722 |
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. |
75 |
2 |
0.946 |
26.68 — Simran (sim4321) |
23.98 |
23.98 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 704. |
#4180841 |
Even good people are great at making bad decisions. |
51 |
2 |
0.945 |
147.43 — berbseedle (thatonebedsheet... |
130.25 |
130.25 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 705. |
#3810898 |
You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now. |
88 |
4 |
0.945 |
47.86 — mohassan (mohassan) |
39.02 |
39.02 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 706. |
#3550932 |
You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it. |
105 |
22 |
0.945 |
54.42 — Iris (domina_iris) |
41.92 |
41.92 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 707. |
#3620584 |
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. |
58 |
2 |
0.944 |
172.32 — veridis quo (guest_from_bos... |
145.78 |
145.78 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 708. |
#3550129 |
Break my heart. Break it a thousand times if you like. It was only ever yours to break anyway. |
94 |
8 |
0.944 |
106.03 — Matt (gimmethekeys) |
52.53 |
52.53 |
February 18, 2024 |
| 709. |
#4180560 |
When you marry champagne, you can't trade it in for beer. You're stuck with it. |
79 |
2 |
0.943 |
88.16 — Eddie (kachun98) |
58.42 |
58.42 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 710. |
#1590038 |
Valikor valikor valikor valikor valikor. |
40 |
3,344 |
0.943 |
303.99 — KµkKain (kfzx) |
220.09 |
103.40 |
June 18, 2012 |
| 711. |
#3811375 |
I have often wished to be human. I study people carefully in order to more closely approximate human behavior. |
110 |
22 |
0.942 |
57.92 — keski6 (keski6) |
41.79 |
41.79 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 712. |
#3810084 |
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. |
97 |
6 |
0.942 |
46.59 — alex96mar (alex96mar) |
34.07 |
34.07 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 713. |
#4940035 |
I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be. |
112 |
1 |
0.941 |
102.83 — CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) |
102.83 |
102.83 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 714. |
#4660049 |
Get a hold of yourself, you're an adult aren't you? |
51 |
57 |
0.941 |
113.39 — ilove cheese142 (ktylol) |
53.20 |
53.20 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 715. |
#252 |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, just as a company needs a manager. And that is what DOS is. A manager. It manages the operations in your computer. |
171 |
2,368 |
0.941 |
205.69 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
159.05 |
87.37 |
August 30, 2010 |
| 716. |
#4060196 |
If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly. |
98 |
9 |
0.941 |
45.05 — Londyn (idkwhattoputhere101) |
31.42 |
31.42 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 717. |
#3950010 |
Sometimes terrible things happen, but there's nothing more terrible than not having anybody to tell it to. |
106 |
1 |
0.941 |
126.50 — hndrprmn_ (hendrapermana) |
126.50 |
126.50 |
January 23, 2025 |
| 718. |
#4070094 |
I'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind. We all need something to live for. |
88 |
36 |
0.940 |
183.11 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
88.49 |
88.49 |
November 4, 2018 |
| 719. |
#3810902 |
Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. |
92 |
5 |
0.940 |
36.09 — Md Akash (akash2024) |
31.29 |
31.29 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 720. |
#4940022 |
It's a wonder to be alive. If you don't understand that, how can you search for anything deeper? |
96 |
5 |
0.939 |
110.77 — Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... |
85.77 |
85.77 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 721. |
#4070285 |
Well, maybe the exposure affected his mind. Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness. |
112 |
9 |
0.939 |
50.15 — Jay Kolawala (jay_kolawala) |
38.58 |
38.58 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 722. |
#37 |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer. |
129 |
2,789 |
0.938 |
230.25 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
164.82 |
87.07 |
August 30, 2010 |
| 723. |
#4070015 |
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. |
88 |
33 |
0.937 |
170.35 — (shazman) |
78.88 |
78.88 |
December 3, 2018 |
| 724. |
#3811074 |
Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of pie. That is if that peckerwood ain't sold out yet. |
110 |
16 |
0.937 |
57.38 — keski6 (keski6) |
46.84 |
46.84 |
February 5, 2024 |
| 725. |
#3550809 |
I'm waking up to ash and dust, I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust. I'm breathing in the chemicals. |
98 |
5 |
0.937 |
35.88 — karhik s (irungabhai) |
28.89 |
28.89 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 726. |
#4350484 |
Long brooding over those lost pleasures exaggerates their charm and sweetness. |
78 |
4 |
0.936 |
79.69 — SirTyper (sirtyper19) |
47.45 |
47.45 |
January 16, 2024 |
| 727. |
#1590021 |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. |
150 |
14 |
0.936 |
118.54 — DragonY - 4 fingers typing ... |
105.32 |
105.32 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 728. |
#4350197 |
Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. |
66 |
2 |
0.936 |
108.26 — okaysakashi (okaysakashi) |
99.74 |
99.74 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 729. |
#3621071 |
You got a God. Don't make no difference if you don't know what he looks like. |
77 |
2 |
0.936 |
27.66 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
24.55 |
24.55 |
September 13, 2024 |
| 730. |
#4940005 |
The end of the world started when a Pegasus landed on the hood of my car. Up until then, I was having a great afternoon. |
120 |
4 |
0.936 |
83.99 — eqwjiekjopw (zebrameat6546645) |
79.01 |
79.01 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 731. |
#4350064 |
It means no worries for the rest of your days. It's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna Matata. |
95 |
55 |
0.935 |
83.65 — Shay (shaykarni) |
51.40 |
51.40 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 732. |
#3640498 |
Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's clouded or bright. I only have eyes for you. |
92 |
5 |
0.933 |
36.44 — Anupom chakraborti (anupom99) |
35.35 |
35.35 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 733. |
#4350106 |
It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not. |
93 |
2 |
0.933 |
142.71 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
113.69 |
113.69 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 734. |
#3810849 |
They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me, then they will have my dead body. Not my obedience! |
107 |
17 |
0.933 |
59.57 — keski6 (keski6) |
42.55 |
42.55 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 735. |
#3810652 |
Mitch, there's something you're going to have to understand. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot. |
114 |
5 |
0.932 |
53.54 — Iris (domina_iris) |
42.09 |
42.09 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 736. |
#4070013 |
There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love calling your name. |
96 |
2 |
0.932 |
155.99 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
114.51 |
114.51 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 737. |
#3810708 |
You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? |
118 |
14 |
0.932 |
50.90 — keski6 (keski6) |
38.53 |
38.53 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 738. |
#4350074 |
I hate bactine because it gets on my fingers and I get eczema from the lidocaine. |
81 |
6 |
0.932 |
59.34 — Orlando (orlandogotrizz) |
41.32 |
41.32 |
February 13, 2024 |
| 739. |
#251 |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, just as a company needs a manager. And that is what DOS is. A manager. |
127 |
4 |
0.931 |
178.66 — xKµkKain- (tsvukk) |
121.38 |
121.38 |
September 12, 2010 |
| 740. |
#5390216 |
I think it's extremely excruciating to see people without talent get chances that you haven't been able to get. |
111 |
4 |
0.930 |
87.50 — ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pancakeg... |
75.66 |
75.66 |
April 27, 2024 |
| 741. |
#3810910 |
Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found. |
102 |
4 |
0.929 |
80.39 — Spencer (hemanwe12) |
59.69 |
59.69 |
August 19, 2024 |
| 742. |
#159 |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don't want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can't hold on to it forever. Your mind is your predicament. |
217 |
216 |
0.928 |
177.53 — Jordan (jordan2380) |
119.32 |
86.77 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 743. |
#3810998 |
Oh, trust me, Doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert. |
116 |
10 |
0.927 |
61.62 — Joe (nanarray) |
44.71 |
44.71 |
February 21, 2024 |
| 744. |
#4180252 |
I've found it. I've found it. I have found a reagent which is precipitated by hemoglobin, and by nothing else. |
110 |
16 |
0.927 |
56.75 — ABTech19 (abtech19) |
42.15 |
42.15 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 745. |
#1590009 |
123456789012345678901234567890 |
30 |
93 |
0.926 |
218.58 — Slobodan (arn01d) |
142.90 |
142.90 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 746. |
#3810159 |
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed but remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed. |
101 |
5 |
0.926 |
56.90 — worst typer (ishowcoding) |
39.66 |
39.66 |
February 20, 2024 |
| 747. |
#3621164 |
You think you will die, but you just keep living, day after day after terrible day. |
83 |
3 |
0.925 |
31.48 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
23.33 |
23.33 |
April 12, 2024 |
| 748. |
#4070059 |
And I wonder if everything could ever feel this real forever, if anything could ever be this good again. |
104 |
3 |
0.925 |
99.96 — aleksa (imracingontyping) |
86.51 |
86.51 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 749. |
#3620709 |
Until they became conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious. |
115 |
1 |
0.924 |
29.91 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.91 |
29.91 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 750. |
#4940006 |
It's important to take the time out of our busy schedules to do something entirely unrelated to our immediate needs. |
116 |
2 |
0.924 |
107.25 — Marshall (stackattack14) |
106.13 |
106.13 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 751. |
#3640677 |
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. |
104 |
40 |
0.923 |
87.41 — ed (edward_9x) |
53.65 |
53.65 |
February 17, 2024 |
| 752. |
#3811294 |
I'm not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the opportunity to drink something giant and blue. |
104 |
7 |
0.923 |
41.78 — J (jizz82) |
32.24 |
32.24 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 753. |
#5390250 |
But it's like we weren't made for this world. Though I wouldn't really want to meet someone who was. |
100 |
1 |
0.922 |
133.78 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
133.78 |
133.78 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 754. |
#3621361 |
And if you lose me, then you'll know I, I loved you. And I wanted to go on loving you. |
86 |
4 |
0.922 |
26.97 — M K Omar (m_k_omar) |
21.99 |
21.99 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 755. |
#3810634 |
Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am! How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom? |
101 |
6 |
0.921 |
104.57 — Robby (tddvorak) |
45.34 |
45.34 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 756. |
#3620026 |
I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? |
63 |
1 |
0.921 |
19.92 — Cindy (myolie) |
19.92 |
19.92 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 757. |
#4070027 |
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. |
65 |
2 |
0.921 |
29.80 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.42 |
28.42 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 758. |
#3622022 |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gonna get me in trouble. Just as long as you know you got me. |
118 |
3 |
0.920 |
108.86 — Sircachetes (sircachetes) |
99.29 |
99.29 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 759. |
#3620037 |
We do not exist in any other instant. Here in this dimension, you and I are meant to be. |
88 |
1 |
0.920 |
29.78 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
29.78 |
29.78 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 760. |
#3811005 |
Imagine if Christopher Columbus had come back from the New World and no one returned in his footsteps. |
102 |
4 |
0.920 |
72.81 — Fynn Boris (finnywinnyf) |
41.73 |
41.73 |
May 16, 2024 |
| 761. |
#4070140 |
Here, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain. |
93 |
4 |
0.919 |
55.46 — keski6 (keski6) |
39.46 |
39.46 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 762. |
#3810235 |
Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret plan to fight inflation but now you don't support it? |
110 |
2 |
0.919 |
159.55 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
120.26 |
120.26 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 763. |
#3550556 |
With no power comes no responsibility, except that wasn't true. |
63 |
5 |
0.919 |
49.00 — Divyansh Tiwari (div23) |
37.24 |
37.24 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 764. |
#4350373 |
The horrors of the Inquisition are nothing compared to the fates your mind can imagine for your loved ones. |
107 |
1 |
0.918 |
78.89 — Asjad (asjadd) |
78.89 |
78.89 |
October 15, 2024 |
| 765. |
#4070109 |
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. |
73 |
1 |
0.917 |
19.33 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
19.33 |
19.33 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 766. |
#102 |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands, and then to work outward from there. Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle. I think that what I have to say has more lasting value. |
288 |
23 |
0.917 |
164.33 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
86.87 |
86.87 |
September 2, 2010 |
| 767. |
#3641408 |
I think you need something. And if you want to call it a friend, you can call it a friend. |
90 |
3 |
0.915 |
150.80 — (zambricks) |
120.46 |
120.46 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 768. |
#3810534 |
He was an old man! Half the time he was confused! How could he be positive about anything? |
90 |
1 |
0.914 |
42.11 — Iris (domina_iris) |
42.11 |
42.11 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 769. |
#3550278 |
Of course it is in your head Harry, but why should that mean it isn't real? |
75 |
2 |
0.914 |
26.56 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
24.17 |
24.17 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 770. |
#3550135 |
Pacific, Mountain, Central. You lose an hour, you gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. |
120 |
2 |
0.914 |
26.38 — Simran (sim4321) |
23.00 |
23.00 |
February 11, 2025 |
| 771. |
#4070134 |
I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things. |
78 |
2 |
0.914 |
38.38 — Iris (domina_iris) |
31.88 |
31.88 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 772. |
#3550668 |
By venturing too close to the dragon's flame, you made an ash out of yourself. |
78 |
5 |
0.913 |
51.21 — Iris (domina_iris) |
36.11 |
36.11 |
January 24, 2024 |
| 773. |
#4180620 |
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. |
85 |
5 |
0.912 |
123.01 — Andrew! (__zcryxl) |
48.51 |
48.51 |
May 31, 2024 |
| 774. |
#4180667 |
Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. |
112 |
21 |
0.912 |
49.50 — J (jizz82) |
39.39 |
39.39 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 775. |
#5390483 |
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. |
70 |
1 |
0.912 |
27.98 — Veeru6105 (virender6105) |
27.98 |
27.98 |
July 26, 2024 |
| 776. |
#4070057 |
There she goes. There she goes again, racing through my brain. And I just can't contain this feeling that remains. |
114 |
4 |
0.911 |
138.95 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
105.60 |
105.60 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 777. |
#3811252 |
The brain best remembers things that are repeated, rhythmic, rhyming, structured, and above all easily visualized. |
114 |
16 |
0.911 |
48.33 — keski6 (keski6) |
42.66 |
42.66 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 778. |
#5390431 |
We'll always be with you. No one's ever really gone. A thousand generations live in you now. |
92 |
6 |
0.911 |
37.84 — Iris (domina_iris) |
28.12 |
28.12 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 779. |
#4350535 |
Prestige! Sir, is it nothing? To be revered by fools, gaped at by children, envied by the rich and scorned by the wise. |
119 |
16 |
0.909 |
81.89 — hexa (hexaon) |
45.11 |
45.11 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 780. |
#3620411 |
I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing. |
65 |
2 |
0.909 |
30.66 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
24.51 |
24.51 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 781. |
#3810723 |
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! |
110 |
14 |
0.908 |
71.61 — timebonset2 (timebonset2) |
41.51 |
41.51 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 782. |
#5390159 |
I seem to spend a lot of time being mildly disappointed by things that aren't actually disappointing. |
101 |
2 |
0.907 |
133.64 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
108.62 |
108.62 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 783. |
#4350370 |
Grief is like a drunken house guest, always coming back for one more goodbye hug. |
81 |
6 |
0.907 |
36.04 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
30.24 |
30.24 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 784. |
#4180384 |
I know nobody knows, where it comes and where it goes. I know it's everybody's sin, you got to lose to know how to win. |
119 |
3 |
0.907 |
118.96 — Stjepan Puškarić (stjepan... |
104.13 |
104.13 |
February 29, 2024 |
| 785. |
#3621214 |
And why the winter suns so rush to bathe themselves in the sea and what slows down the nights to a long lingering crawl. |
120 |
1 |
0.906 |
19.60 — Cindy (myolie) |
19.60 |
19.60 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 786. |
#4940148 |
I remember what it was like to love you because I still do. |
59 |
1 |
0.906 |
22.87 — sfsf (sfsfthediamond) |
22.87 |
22.87 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 787. |
#3550031 |
Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. |
101 |
1 |
0.906 |
19.11 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
19.11 |
19.11 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 788. |
#3550691 |
Hissing in rage, jaws gaping and fangs bared, the serpent shot forward, striking at Taran. Eilonwy screamed. |
108 |
21 |
0.906 |
61.72 — MiDzSynx (midzsynx) |
38.77 |
38.77 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 789. |
#4350219 |
Have you ever fixed a nose before? No, but I've done several toes, and how different are they really? |
101 |
3 |
0.905 |
37.47 — Ultra_Sensei (ultra_sensei) |
31.74 |
31.74 |
June 26, 2024 |
| 790. |
#4180653 |
Anything is edible if you deep fry it long enough. |
50 |
2 |
0.904 |
93.65 — 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 (unrequited_) |
92.21 |
92.21 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 791. |
#4350174 |
You cannot fly with the eagles if you continue to scratch with the turkeys. |
75 |
2 |
0.904 |
36.16 — harlem (trying_to_be_the_be... |
29.85 |
29.85 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 792. |
#3811405 |
Losing shouldn't be fun. It's not fun for me. If I'm going to be miserable, you're going to be miserable. |
105 |
13 |
0.903 |
55.10 — keski6 (keski6) |
40.59 |
40.59 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 793. |
#4070165 |
Have some of column A, try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had a friend like me. |
116 |
21 |
0.903 |
50.72 — keski6 (keski6) |
41.61 |
41.61 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 794. |
#4180756 |
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. |
62 |
3 |
0.903 |
118.34 — TatTvamAsi (3e8wpm) |
89.79 |
89.79 |
January 2, 2024 |
| 795. |
#3550467 |
This is a modern fairy tale. No happy endings, no wind in our sails. |
68 |
1 |
0.902 |
26.52 — Simran (sim4321) |
26.52 |
26.52 |
February 11, 2025 |
| 796. |
#4350388 |
Dawn was close. The weaker stars had already disappeared, and even the brightest were uncertain of themselves. |
110 |
3 |
0.902 |
81.66 — MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) |
76.97 |
76.97 |
July 8, 2024 |
| 797. |
#3810594 |
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. |
78 |
2 |
0.902 |
38.22 — TaxHauler (tax_hauler) |
34.46 |
34.46 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 798. |
#3550692 |
Taran of Caer Dallben, do you have any idea what you're saying? Has the flame of Dyrnwyn scorched your wits? |
108 |
5 |
0.901 |
31.64 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.93 |
28.93 |
July 26, 2024 |
| 799. |
#3810245 |
When the greatest hero of my party Abraham Lincoln debated he didn't need any rules. He wasn't afraid of a real debate. |
119 |
18 |
0.899 |
63.01 — keski6 (keski6) |
45.56 |
45.56 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 800. |
#5390172 |
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. |
86 |
2 |
0.899 |
169.26 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
114.60 |
114.60 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 801. |
#4070193 |
An ox wanders off and you spend time looking for it. |
52 |
1 |
0.898 |
92.01 — tkozek (tkozek) |
92.01 |
92.01 |
June 24, 2024 |
| 802. |
#4070085 |
I don't know why I did the things I did. I don't know why I said the things I said. |
83 |
6 |
0.898 |
164.93 — typing 'don't' is hard (shr... |
66.31 |
66.31 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 803. |
#3550335 |
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV. |
89 |
1 |
0.896 |
33.54 — Dhruv (officialxdhruv) |
33.54 |
33.54 |
June 18, 2024 |
| 804. |
#4070120 |
So I can't live with you or without you, and don't seem to know my own mind. |
76 |
7 |
0.895 |
150.92 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
89.86 |
89.86 |
July 10, 2021 |
| 805. |
#3550468 |
You got a fetish for my love. I push you out and you come right back. Don't see a point in blaming you. |
103 |
3 |
0.895 |
34.40 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
27.94 |
27.94 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 806. |
#3810070 |
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. |
107 |
14 |
0.895 |
62.23 — Jo Hasumi (johasumi) |
41.11 |
41.11 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 807. |
#4180552 |
The night's always waiting, still and unseen. The harder you focus, the darker it seems. |
88 |
1 |
0.895 |
66.21 — Apotekarne1337 (apotekarne1... |
66.21 |
66.21 |
October 26, 2024 |
| 808. |
#4070154 |
My family loves each other so much, we live a thousand miles away and never stay in touch. |
90 |
1 |
0.894 |
73.20 — dp (dp_nx) |
73.20 |
73.20 |
April 23, 2024 |
| 809. |
#5390168 |
If you're too embarrassed to buy something, get a birthday card with it. |
72 |
5 |
0.893 |
115.23 — berbseedle (thatonebedsheet... |
86.06 |
86.06 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 810. |
#3811462 |
There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening. |
104 |
4 |
0.892 |
63.60 — Sophia (sophialoveslemons) |
42.10 |
42.10 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 811. |
#4070024 |
Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition? |
101 |
3 |
0.892 |
42.83 — Huey A Demon (xxx_gamer_xxx) |
28.78 |
28.78 |
December 31, 2023 |
| 812. |
#235 |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to apply it well. The greatest souls are capable of the greatest vices as well as the greatest virtues. |
163 |
20 |
0.892 |
92.03 — ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... |
32.37 |
32.37 |
September 28, 2011 |
| 813. |
#4070067 |
A Party member is required to have not only the right opinions, but the right instincts. |
88 |
6 |
0.890 |
58.05 — torilmao (torilmao) |
35.54 |
35.54 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 814. |
#3620581 |
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. |
79 |
2 |
0.889 |
19.73 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
17.34 |
17.34 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 815. |
#4070263 |
Results are not guaranteed, but if not perfectly satisfied, your wasted time will be refunded. |
94 |
4 |
0.888 |
35.89 — ashkar (ashku_mithadi) |
29.74 |
29.74 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 816. |
#3640222 |
Sometimes in our lives we all have pain, we all have sorrow, but if we are wise we know that there's always tomorrow. |
117 |
3 |
0.888 |
84.77 — Valentino Rossi (amateur__) |
70.28 |
70.28 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 817. |
#3811169 |
And werewolves have claws. Robots can have claws. You know, in many ways, the werewolf is nature's robot. |
105 |
13 |
0.887 |
55.35 — keski6 (keski6) |
39.12 |
39.12 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 818. |
#4350650 |
Everyone in this town fears God, but you know who God fears? The Teachers Union. |
80 |
8 |
0.887 |
54.48 — emma grace (edown21) |
36.95 |
36.95 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 819. |
#3810720 |
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? |
121 |
9 |
0.887 |
56.83 — Natalie Tho (ntho) |
45.38 |
45.38 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 820. |
#3810938 |
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. |
57 |
1 |
0.887 |
15.72 — shees (shees) |
15.72 |
15.72 |
November 23, 2024 |
| 821. |
#3620592 |
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! He only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases! |
116 |
1 |
0.887 |
15.72 — shees (shees) |
15.72 |
15.72 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 822. |
#1590023 |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom - teachers leave them kids alone! All in all it's just another brick in the wall. |
176 |
1 |
0.886 |
63.73 — Zubelinde (jhony987) |
63.73 |
63.73 |
August 31, 2010 |
| 823. |
#4350225 |
I've never been to this part of the castle, at least while awake. I sleepwalk you see, that's why I wear shoes to bed. |
118 |
2 |
0.886 |
86.22 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
82.93 |
82.93 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 824. |
#3810693 |
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported. |
87 |
3 |
0.885 |
52.76 — (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... |
39.24 |
39.24 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 825. |
#4070062 |
If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? |
83 |
1 |
0.885 |
111.41 — AFR0M4N (afroman) |
111.41 |
111.41 |
April 18, 2024 |
| 826. |
#5390143 |
The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. |
68 |
2 |
0.884 |
144.22 — (zambricks) |
114.44 |
114.44 |
April 9, 2024 |
| 827. |
#5390179 |
Taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. Childhood is the free trial. |
105 |
1 |
0.884 |
80.42 — Cubigrade (cubigrade) |
80.42 |
80.42 |
April 29, 2024 |
| 828. |
#3550446 |
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in three, two, one. |
83 |
8 |
0.883 |
91.91 — Mehmed (gigaxel) |
51.28 |
51.28 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 829. |
#4180593 |
It doesn't actually take very much to make the deepest part of us incredibly happy. |
83 |
6 |
0.883 |
44.04 — Phoebe (phoebe_iscool) |
32.83 |
32.83 |
July 3, 2024 |
| 830. |
#4070093 |
We stand against the small tide of those who want to make everyone unhappy with conflicting theory and thought. |
111 |
1 |
0.883 |
143.75 — (zambricks) |
143.75 |
143.75 |
April 9, 2024 |
| 831. |
#4070151 |
One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother. |
77 |
3 |
0.882 |
23.22 — sfsf (sfsfthediamond) |
21.10 |
21.10 |
April 12, 2024 |
| 832. |
#3950014 |
You never know what a day will bring, which is both the good news and the bad news of life. |
91 |
1 |
0.881 |
160.85 — Stjepan Puškarić (indiana... |
160.85 |
160.85 |
October 5, 2024 |
| 833. |
#3811016 |
Funding. That's what makes your ships go up. I'll tell you something, and you guys too: No bucks, no Buck Rogers. |
113 |
25 |
0.881 |
85.27 — mh10 (hmo_10) |
42.90 |
42.90 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 834. |
#4350575 |
I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? |
100 |
7 |
0.880 |
48.19 — Vienna (blondecat) |
35.68 |
35.68 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 835. |
#4070122 |
What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. |
112 |
25 |
0.880 |
117.41 — Megan Stokes (megwopp) |
45.82 |
45.82 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 836. |
#4350689 |
Human beings are experts in wishful thinking and obscuring the truth. |
69 |
2 |
0.880 |
26.37 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
24.79 |
24.79 |
August 4, 2024 |
| 837. |
#3620706 |
Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood. |
65 |
6 |
0.879 |
121.29 — Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... |
87.41 |
87.41 |
January 27, 2024 |
| 838. |
#501 |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I beg you to observe these girls: one has just now lost her mind; the other, it seems, has never had a mind at all. |
174 |
8 |
0.879 |
147.94 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
104.78 |
104.78 |
August 26, 2010 |
| 839. |
#3621185 |
One should never be ashamed to cry. Tears are rain on the dust of earth. |
72 |
1 |
0.877 |
28.37 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.37 |
28.37 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 840. |
#4350137 |
It's easy not to abuse your power when you don't actually have any power. |
73 |
1 |
0.875 |
69.60 — Pump (pumpv) |
69.60 |
69.60 |
March 1, 2024 |
| 841. |
#4940200 |
Sticks and stones will break your bones. They seldom let you snooze. Spooky, scary skeletons will wake you with a boo! |
118 |
1 |
0.875 |
80.09 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
80.09 |
80.09 |
July 11, 2024 |
| 842. |
#4070194 |
I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination? |
76 |
1 |
0.875 |
28.30 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.30 |
28.30 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 843. |
#3550578 |
Come, come here to meet T.B.C. If you want to ring the king, the computer is your thing. We, we, we are T., B. and C. |
117 |
30 |
0.874 |
90.70 — ༺Leͥgeͣnͫd༻ (themas60) |
44.46 |
44.46 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 844. |
#513 |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch. I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you. And even though it all went wrong I'll stand before the Lord of Song with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah. |
227 |
10 |
0.874 |
158.52 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
86.60 |
86.60 |
September 6, 2010 |
| 845. |
#4070102 |
I need a love reaction. Come on now, baby, give me just one look. |
65 |
1 |
0.870 |
25.56 — Simran (sim4321) |
25.56 |
25.56 |
February 11, 2025 |
| 846. |
#5390204 |
Breathing is one of the few body functions under both conscious and autonomic control. |
86 |
4 |
0.869 |
137.11 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
98.67 |
98.67 |
May 9, 2024 |
| 847. |
#3621004 |
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. |
64 |
1 |
0.868 |
15.40 — shees (shees) |
15.40 |
15.40 |
November 23, 2024 |
| 848. |
#3620738 |
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others. |
70 |
1 |
0.868 |
28.10 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.10 |
28.10 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 849. |
#5390158 |
We might have expected a fishy story from a man with a name like haddock. |
73 |
2 |
0.867 |
88.49 — Juiceman (juicemaaan) |
74.39 |
74.39 |
September 3, 2024 |
| 850. |
#3550544 |
Agents Bartowski, Walker and Colonel Casey have proven to be an excellent albeit unorthodox team. |
97 |
13 |
0.867 |
49.83 — keski6 (keski6) |
39.03 |
39.03 |
February 14, 2024 |
| 851. |
#4070104 |
And in exceptional cases we can make one ovary yield us over fifteen thousand adult individuals. |
96 |
4 |
0.865 |
37.57 — Iris (domina_iris) |
35.97 |
35.97 |
January 12, 2024 |
| 852. |
#3810756 |
Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want? |
109 |
31 |
0.863 |
61.61 — eqwjiekjopw (zebrameat6546645) |
42.57 |
42.57 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 853. |
#238 |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were happy in their work; they grudged no effort or sacrifice, well aware that everything that they did was for the benefit of themselves and those of their kind who would come after them, and not for a pack of idle, thieving human beings. |
294 |
21 |
0.862 |
154.03 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
93.03 |
93.03 |
August 28, 2010 |
| 854. |
#3620480 |
It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. |
66 |
1 |
0.862 |
27.88 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
27.88 |
27.88 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 855. |
#3811345 |
The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door and believe me, they've tried. |
98 |
5 |
0.861 |
55.64 — Distracted_Crow (distracted... |
31.50 |
31.50 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 856. |
#4940070 |
I never know if I can handle anything. That's what makes my life so exciting. |
77 |
2 |
0.861 |
27.87 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
26.42 |
26.42 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 857. |
#3550661 |
If you ain't true to yourself then you ain't true to nobody. |
60 |
1 |
0.859 |
27.79 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
27.79 |
27.79 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 858. |
#4060058 |
Our existence on this planet may well depend on the decisions we make and the actions we take. Now is the time to act! |
118 |
1 |
0.857 |
73.59 — Asjad (asjadd) |
73.59 |
73.59 |
October 18, 2024 |
| 859. |
#3550892 |
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star. |
69 |
1 |
0.853 |
17.99 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
17.99 |
17.99 |
February 18, 2025 |
| 860. |
#3550375 |
You may serve the Speed Force, Flash, but I rule it. You are only a man, but I am a god, your god. I am Savitar! |
112 |
4 |
0.850 |
37.78 — Dhruv (officialxdhruv) |
31.14 |
31.14 |
June 18, 2024 |
| 861. |
#3620902 |
Psychology claims that when you can't sleep at night, you are actually awake in someone's dream. |
96 |
1 |
0.850 |
15.08 — shees (shees) |
15.08 |
15.08 |
November 15, 2024 |
| 862. |
#3621239 |
I thought her looking as she always does: superior in all respects to everyone around her. |
90 |
1 |
0.848 |
27.45 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
27.45 |
27.45 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 863. |
#4070211 |
Why? Blimey, Harry, everyone'd be wantin' magic solutions to their problems. Nah, we're best left alone. |
104 |
7 |
0.847 |
58.33 — Aki (quick12) |
31.64 |
31.64 |
August 14, 2024 |
| 864. |
#3810533 |
What's the matter with you guys? You all know he's guilty! He's got to burn! You're letting him slip through our fingers! |
121 |
17 |
0.847 |
47.67 — Madhav (madhav_18) |
39.08 |
39.08 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 865. |
#3620635 |
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn? |
88 |
3 |
0.845 |
132.33 — Nicholas Dimitrov (nickytyp... |
59.36 |
59.36 |
January 14, 2024 |
| 866. |
#3811018 |
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? |
85 |
5 |
0.845 |
42.33 — Iris (domina_iris) |
31.86 |
31.86 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 867. |
#5390180 |
Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. |
112 |
2 |
0.845 |
85.25 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
77.60 |
77.60 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 868. |
#5390112 |
Attractors are meant to make us feel better. So, why are so many people attracted to dangerous or painful situations? |
117 |
1 |
0.844 |
86.42 — Yawcty (yawcty) |
86.42 |
86.42 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 869. |
#4940150 |
No matter how deep the night, it always turns to day eventually. |
64 |
2 |
0.840 |
30.27 — Simran (sim4321) |
25.66 |
25.66 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 870. |
#3811265 |
Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks. |
93 |
6 |
0.839 |
40.47 — Pahulpreet Singh (techgamer) |
27.23 |
27.23 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 871. |
#3620483 |
We loved each other with a premature love, marked by a fierceness that so often destroys adult lives. |
101 |
1 |
0.838 |
27.10 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
27.10 |
27.10 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 872. |
#435 |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environment of the space shuttle, we could more exactly determine the importance of convective flows. |
154 |
2 |
0.837 |
66.10 — Zubelinde (jhony987) |
52.90 |
52.90 |
September 3, 2010 |
| 873. |
#3810799 |
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. |
117 |
14 |
0.836 |
44.98 — Jay Kolawala (jay_kolawala) |
36.07 |
36.07 |
February 8, 2024 |
| 874. |
#3620035 |
You have been on my mind, I've been trying to let it go. I've been trying to find something as incredible. |
106 |
2 |
0.835 |
23.58 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
21.73 |
21.73 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 875. |
#3620585 |
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? |
73 |
3 |
0.832 |
30.06 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
19.14 |
19.14 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 876. |
#4180115 |
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? |
82 |
6 |
0.830 |
78.16 — tobisan (tobisann) |
39.01 |
39.01 |
June 22, 2024 |
| 877. |
#350 |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like a weaver's masterpieces; one step, a thousand threads arise, hither and thither shoots each shuttle, the threads flow on, unseen and subtle, each blow effects a thousand ties. |
235 |
8 |
0.830 |
121.08 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
89.60 |
89.60 |
September 16, 2010 |
| 878. |
#3621207 |
The dewy night unrolls a heaven thickly jewelled with sparkling stars. |
70 |
1 |
0.830 |
17.94 — Cindy (myolie) |
17.94 |
17.94 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 879. |
#3620719 |
Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimetres inside your skull. |
72 |
2 |
0.828 |
20.01 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
19.20 |
19.20 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 880. |
#3810197 |
My daddy's a lazy middle class intellectual. My mommy's on Valium, so ineffectual. Ain't life a mystery, yeah? |
110 |
17 |
0.827 |
55.49 — keski6 (keski6) |
35.79 |
35.79 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 881. |
#4350485 |
What a charming reconciler and peacemaker money is! |
51 |
1 |
0.822 |
14.57 — shees (shees) |
14.57 |
14.57 |
November 12, 2024 |
| 882. |
#3621032 |
Surely there can't be so many countries worth dying for. Anything worth living for is worth dying for. |
102 |
1 |
0.820 |
26.54 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
26.54 |
26.54 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 883. |
#4940050 |
Any sufficiently advanced technique is, to the layperson, indistinguishable from magic. |
87 |
4 |
0.818 |
126.62 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
97.38 |
97.38 |
February 22, 2024 |
| 884. |
#5390311 |
He wasn't certain if it was extremely cute or appallingly ugly and it bothered him that it managed to be both. |
110 |
3 |
0.818 |
149.51 — pear_in_prayer (panama_) |
108.91 |
108.91 |
February 24, 2024 |
| 885. |
#4180715 |
I learnt long ago to hate my enemies, but I've never loved one before. |
70 |
6 |
0.812 |
102.79 — OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) |
85.28 |
85.28 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 886. |
#3550831 |
Yeah, over here. It's only been a year. I was dirt broke, now I'm balling like a sphere. |
88 |
8 |
0.811 |
82.48 — . (angelana) |
41.62 |
41.62 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 887. |
#1590039 |
David Pritts David Pritts David Pritts David Pritts. |
52 |
1,689 |
0.808 |
229.07 — :) (heyimpakistani) |
140.88 |
77.55 |
June 18, 2012 |
| 888. |
#4070083 |
Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. |
71 |
2 |
0.807 |
30.24 — Simran (sim4321) |
20.31 |
20.31 |
November 13, 2024 |
| 889. |
#555 |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight lifts. They stay below ground for months at a time, armed with pistols and homemade grenades, chiseling out ore and then grinding it and extracting the gold using mercury, just as poor gold miners do at the surface. |
275 |
9 |
0.807 |
119.89 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
86.62 |
86.62 |
September 5, 2010 |
| 890. |
#4070092 |
Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! |
69 |
1 |
0.806 |
16.64 — Joy (joybie) |
16.64 |
16.64 |
January 19, 2025 |
| 891. |
#4350442 |
The world was reduced to the surface of her skin and her inner self was safe from all bitterness. |
97 |
1 |
0.804 |
101.57 — Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... |
101.57 |
101.57 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 892. |
#3620327 |
Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it. |
118 |
2 |
0.803 |
19.30 — Abdul Raqeeb Khan (raqeebna... |
18.37 |
18.37 |
April 10, 2024 |
| 893. |
#4060235 |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to no cop. |
68 |
2 |
0.800 |
75.04 — session (session111) |
71.73 |
71.73 |
September 3, 2024 |
| 894. |
#5390153 |
If you throw out some odds and ends, but keep one item, is it an odd or an end? |
79 |
5 |
0.799 |
135.43 — Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... |
95.48 |
95.48 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 895. |
#3620008 |
I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. |
119 |
1 |
0.798 |
25.82 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
25.82 |
25.82 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 896. |
#4350321 |
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities. |
82 |
1 |
0.793 |
32.58 — alex96mar (alex96mar) |
32.58 |
32.58 |
October 6, 2024 |
| 897. |
#3810696 |
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
70 |
3 |
0.788 |
25.37 — Ajmain (ajmain195) |
20.74 |
20.74 |
July 26, 2024 |
| 898. |
#3810120 |
She just looked at me uncomprehendingly like cows at a passing train. |
69 |
2 |
0.788 |
28.48 — Simran (sim4321) |
24.05 |
24.05 |
August 25, 2024 |
| 899. |
#3550595 |
Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. |
93 |
14 |
0.787 |
45.81 — ambani (ambani) |
36.03 |
36.03 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 900. |
#5390379 |
I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano. |
74 |
1 |
0.781 |
76.70 — tortugajones (tortugajones) |
76.70 |
76.70 |
October 5, 2024 |
| 901. |
#3810778 |
I'm a pleasant fellow, charming, honest, ambitious, quite bright, and very modest. |
82 |
3 |
0.778 |
39.62 — Iris (domina_iris) |
25.63 |
25.63 |
January 23, 2024 |
| 902. |
#3810738 |
Look, when I came here, my eyes were big blue question marks. Now they're big green dollar marks. |
97 |
4 |
0.776 |
30.66 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
28.29 |
28.29 |
August 24, 2024 |
| 903. |
#3550685 |
Trust your luck, Taran Wanderer. But don't forget to put out your nets! |
71 |
3 |
0.771 |
24.96 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
23.66 |
23.66 |
August 26, 2024 |
| 904. |
#237 |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were happy in their work; they grudged no effort or sacrifice, well aware that everything that they did was for the benefit of themselves and those of their kind who would come after them. |
243 |
3 |
0.771 |
107.22 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... |
85.96 |
85.96 |
November 27, 2010 |
| 905. |
#3550503 |
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. |
66 |
3 |
0.767 |
36.89 — देदूंगा च... |
30.38 |
30.38 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 906. |
#4070047 |
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky. I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher. |
103 |
3 |
0.758 |
87.44 — Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... |
41.41 |
41.41 |
January 11, 2024 |
| 907. |
#4060136 |
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer. Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! |
95 |
26 |
0.743 |
98.78 — Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) |
45.41 |
45.41 |
January 3, 2024 |
| 908. |
#4060243 |
If I am to serve both as a waitress and the butt of jokes, I think I should make more money. |
92 |
1 |
0.740 |
60.42 — okaysakashi (okaysakashi) |
60.42 |
60.42 |
September 30, 2024 |
| 909. |
#4350090 |
May you find the power in understanding the journey of others to help create your own. |
86 |
2 |
0.736 |
105.01 — Xin (giorgi1123) |
96.28 |
96.28 |
January 29, 2024 |
| 910. |
#3620006 |
Why can't I live as well as my parents did? Will I still have a job next year? What will happen to my kids? |
107 |
1 |
0.703 |
22.76 — vikas daas (opvikas0909) |
22.76 |
22.76 |
August 23, 2024 |
| 911. |
#4350246 |
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again. |
88 |
2 |
0.701 |
100.87 — berbseedle (thatonebedsheet... |
73.47 |
73.47 |
October 27, 2024 |
| 912. |
#4350115 |
Hey dol! Merry dol! Ring a dong, dillo! Ring a dong! Hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! |
119 |
9 |
0.699 |
37.13 — J (jizz82) |
31.34 |
31.34 |
March 19, 2024 |
| 913. |
#3620407 |
That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don't know nothing about it. |
102 |
1 |
0.692 |
17.01 — kimuranirishi (kimushiraniri) |
17.01 |
17.01 |
August 6, 2024 |
| 914. |
#4350411 |
There's no more harm in a kiss than shaving a monkey and pretending it's a woman. |
81 |
2 |
0.669 |
89.84 — Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... |
74.34 |
74.34 |
March 16, 2024 |
| 915. |
#3550628 |
PETITION: to make whiney congressmen play violent video games. |
62 |
5 |
0.627 |
30.49 — Anupom chakraborti (anupom99) |
24.03 |
24.03 |
May 24, 2024 |
| 916. |
#4350083 |
The burned hand teaches best. After that advice about fire goes to the heart. |
77 |
1 |
0.607 |
13.12 — Cindy (myolie) |
13.12 |
13.12 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 917. |
#3621031 |
Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives. |
104 |
1 |
0.326 |
5.78 — shees (shees) |
5.78 |
5.78 |
November 15, 2024 |
| 918. |
#1590008 |
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29 |
1 |
0.230 |
34.39 — (vonunov) |
34.39 |
34.39 |
August 15, 2010 |
| 919. |
#3620975 |
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old. |
60 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 920. |
#3620903 |
A truth once seen by a single mind ends up by imposing itself on the totality of human consciousness. |
101 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 921. |
#3620579 |
It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. |
75 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 922. |
#3550666 |
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. |
52 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 923. |
#3550142 |
We sailed up to the sun, till we found the sea of green and we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine. |
111 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 924. |
#3550121 |
Not so happy, yet much happier. Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none. |
74 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 925. |
#3810215 |
Citizens of Cincinnati, we are being attacked by the godless tornadoes! |
71 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 926. |
#3621127 |
Since we're all going to die, it's obvious that when and how don't matter. |
74 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 927. |
#3641403 |
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. |
65 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 928. |
#4070009 |
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. |
77 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 929. |
#3620599 |
She loved him not only in spite of but because he himself was incapable of love. |
80 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 930. |
#5390222 |
There are liars who only lie when there's a reason to, and there are liars who also lie without a reason. |
105 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 931. |
#4180588 |
If everyone keeps asking you the same questions, maybe you have to come up with new answers just to stay awake. |
111 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 932. |
#4060178 |
I don't ever want to feel like I did that day. Take me to the place I love, take me all the way. |
96 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 933. |
#3640191 |
I believe in angels, something good in everything I see. When I know the time is right for me I'll cross the stream. |
116 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 934. |
#3810917 |
Now calm down. The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine. |
72 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 935. |
#3622228 |
Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? |
107 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 936. |
#3550889 |
All five horizons revolved around her soul as the earth to the sun. |
67 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 937. |
#4060242 |
I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic pentameter without a license. |
90 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 938. |
#3620713 |
Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing. |
109 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 939. |
#4350207 |
The law clearly states that magic may be used before muggles in life threatening situations. |
92 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 940. |
#3620222 |
I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. |
82 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 941. |
#4350339 |
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. |
73 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 942. |
#5390235 |
I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it. |
112 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 943. |
#4350587 |
Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. |
63 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 944. |
#4180559 |
It may sound like music to her. I can do better with my teeth in a cold shower. |
79 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 945. |
#3620001 |
For it is the nature of a log or stone to remain motionless on level ground. |
76 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 946. |
#3551135 |
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. |
96 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 947. |
#3811417 |
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. |
70 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 948. |
#4350580 |
Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real. |
60 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 949. |
#3641405 |
Without the rifle he had to fit in, to be part of it all, to understand it and use it. |
86 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 950. |
#3641315 |
An illuminating sunrise lights the sky to show that Earth will hold us each day that goes by. |
93 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 951. |
#4350531 |
What's the point of having great knowledge and keeping it all to yourself? |
74 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 952. |
#4350477 |
In the midst of friends, home, and kind parents, she was alone. |
63 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 953. |
#4350193 |
If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried. |
72 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 954. |
#4180836 |
Lured into dental condemnation by my own teeth, I felt lost and betrayed. |
73 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 955. |
#4070078 |
Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel? |
76 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 956. |
#3811236 |
Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight. |
104 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 957. |
#3621379 |
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. |
69 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 958. |
#3621225 |
I know enough of the world now to have almost lost the capacity of being much surprised by anything. |
100 |
0 |
0.000 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 959. |
#3621005 |
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. |
103 |
0 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 960. |
#3620880 |
It's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves. |
83 |
0 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 961. |
#3620513 |
I often think that men don't understand what is noble and what is ignorant, though they always talk about it. |
109 |
0 |
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0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 962. |
#3620238 |
To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. |
78 |
0 |
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0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 963. |
#3550166 |
It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron. |
113 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 964. |
#3550079 |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to wait for an appeal. |
79 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 965. |
#3550773 |
He became thinner and taller, and his face took on a kind of pained expression which made it almost interesting. |
112 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 966. |
#4350184 |
All man's miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room alone. |
77 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 967. |
#4180521 |
I never realized till now how ugly I am, because you're so beautiful. |
69 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 968. |
#3621126 |
I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn't. |
104 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 969. |
#3620662 |
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. |
120 |
0 |
0.000 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 970. |
#3620543 |
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. |
65 |
0 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 971. |
#3620333 |
A beast can never be as cruel as a human being, so artistically, so picturesquely cruel. |
88 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 972. |
#3620244 |
A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm. |
101 |
0 |
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0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 973. |
#3620228 |
It is the easiest thing in the world for a man to look as if he had a great secret in him. |
90 |
0 |
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0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 974. |
#3620154 |
So ya, thought ya might like to go to the show. To feel the warm thrill of confusing that space cadet glow. |
107 |
0 |
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0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 975. |
#3550890 |
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything. |
67 |
0 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 976. |
#3550576 |
Will the witness please state his name and occupation. |
54 |
0 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 977. |
#3550204 |
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be. |
79 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 978. |
#3550218 |
Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out? |
69 |
0 |
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0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |