Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4270014 |
And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined. |
278 |
4 |
1.304 |
134.58 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
130.65 |
130.65 |
December 18, 2023 |
| 2. |
#4270007 |
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy... stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I think I should've stopped him when I had the chance! |
837 |
1 |
1.131 |
137.27 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
137.27 |
137.27 |
February 1, 2025 |
| 3. |
#4270008 |
Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated high of 105. The Black Mesa Compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. |
343 |
1 |
1.116 |
135.51 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
135.51 |
135.51 |
February 1, 2025 |
| 4. |
#4270011 |
I'm on my way to Cuba, there's where I'm going. Cuba, there's where I'll stay. Cuba, where wine is flowing, and where dark-eyed Stellas light their fella's panetellas. Cuba, where all is happy. Cuba, where all is gay. Why don't you plan a wonderful trip to Havana? Hop on a ship and I'll see you in C-U-B-A. |
307 |
20 |
1.114 |
135.06 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
76.91 |
76.91 |
December 13, 2023 |
| 5. |
#4270001 |
Premium membership is a way for us premium users to premiumly premiate all over the TypeRacer dot com website with our premiation. As premium users, we appreciate the premiuminity of the nature of premium membership and we thank the creator of Premium membership (Lord Premiuminous the Premium) for bringing all of us premium users premiuminity. The non-premium members look at us with jealousy and look to overthrow and conquer the premium alliance. We will not stand to be held captive for our premiuminity, for our premiumnous is too beautiful and sacred to be restricted. Lord Premiuminous the Premium with the help of the Premiumininites of the Fourth Premiuminity will no doubt vanquish the non-premium rebellion, sustaining our blessed premium memberships for us all to enjoy for generations to come. Praise Lord Premiuminous the Premium and the Premiumininites of the Fourth Premiuminity! Praise them all! |
913 |
100 |
1.101 |
175.58 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
85.94 |
85.94 |
August 30, 2019 |
| 6. |
#4270013 |
I can well imagine an atheist's last words: "White, white! L-L-Love! My God!" -and the deathbed leap of faith. Whereas the agnostic, if he stays true to his reasonable self, if he stays beholden to dry, yeastless factuality, might try to explain the warm light bathing him by saying, "Possibly a f-f-failing oxygenation of the b-b-brain," and, to the very end, lack imagination and miss the better story. |
404 |
20 |
1.066 |
119.24 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
75.94 |
75.94 |
December 13, 2023 |
| 7. |
#4270012 |
I'm the cool dad. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh, my God. WTF: Why the face? You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical. |
180 |
2 |
1.043 |
132.74 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
108.43 |
108.43 |
February 1, 2025 |
| 8. |
#4270005 |
Ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz; it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen! Ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz; I wish I knew exactly what I mean. It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see, but somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me. Ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz; if I ever find out just what this word can mean, I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen! |
422 |
58 |
1.023 |
137.56 — p (poke1) |
77.52 |
77.52 |
February 12, 2020 |
| 9. |
#4270010 |
If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that's the best. Get your kicks on Route 66. It winds from Chicago to L.A., more than two thousand miles all the way. Get your kicks on Route 66. Now you go through St. Louis; Joplin, Missouri; and Oklahoma City looks mighty pretty. You'll see Amarillo; Gallup, New Mexico; Flagstaff, Arizona; don't forget Winona, Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino. |
412 |
1 |
1.021 |
86.50 — Preetham (pgujjula) |
86.50 |
86.50 |
March 4, 2025 |
| 10. |
#4270003 |
On my box I have Paul C Productions - or was it Prince Paul, Bomb Squad Productions? Marley Marl and the 45 King of Chill, Cool V and the Biz Markie. DJ Man, Mr. Mix, Beatmaster Clay D., Red Alert, Chuck Chillout on the mix; Smooth B., Just Ice, Skinny Boys, Hard Knocks, Scratch on Galaxy and the master Funkbox. What about Orange Krush, Dr. Dre on Surgery, Doug E. Fresh or Chill Will or Barry Bee? Walkman flavor, I'm listening to Freshco and Miz Barsha, MC Lyte, Milk D and Giz; Chill Rob G and T La Rock, Charizma, Big L, Biggie and 2Pac and Scott La Rock. I know rap, my man - I mean hip hop. |
598 |
50 |
1.003 |
118.18 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
73.03 |
73.03 |
September 1, 2019 |
| 11. |
#4270009 |
Dr Strauss says I shoud keep a notbook in my pockit for things I remembir. And I dont have to do the progress reports every day just when I think of somthing or somthing speshul happins. I told him nothing speshul ever happins to me and it dont look like this speshul exper'tmint is going to happin neither. He says dont get discouriged Charlie because it takes a long time and it happins slow and you cant notise it rite away. He explaned how it took a long time with Algernon before he got 3 times smarter then he was before. |
527 |
1 |
0.999 |
121.32 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
121.32 |
121.32 |
February 1, 2025 |
| 12. |
#4270000 |
1.a) [MAN] A man ordered 2,000 drums of pink ping pong balls in Paris, France. Each drum contained 100 pink ping pong balls. He paid $120 (80 Euros!) per drum, which means he spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls. 1.b) {BALL} These pink ping pong balls measured 40mm (how many inches?) and were given a 1 star rating [1 star?]. [FRIEND] His friends all asked him, "why did you order so many pink ping pong balls, how can you afford to spend that much, and what are you going to do with them?" His answer: "I'll tell you tomorrow." |
539 |
107 |
0.986 |
397.64 — Carmel (m_carmel_alt) |
83.28 |
80.02 |
August 30, 2019 |
| 13. |
#4270002 |
I remember Ultramagnetic and Stetsasonic, Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic; MC Shy D, Public Enemy, Boogie Down, MC Shan, MC Ren, The Disco 3; Mr. Magic with the Rap Attack, all day KDAY Mixmasters, Craig Mack; Steady B, Schoolly D, Heavy D, Mantronix with MC Tee. Huh, hip hop history (Remember that rap song "I Love My Mama" by Mr. T?) Huh, I used to bump Howie Tee and Chubb Rock, Chosen Ones, Subroc. Or KMD, or BDP, or CDP, or CCB. Take it back like LONS. Remember Daddy Fresh or Maestro Fresh Wes? I know rap, my man. |
526 |
65 |
0.951 |
136.06 — MyckasP (myckasp) |
69.32 |
69.32 |
September 1, 2019 |
| 14. |
#4270006 |
Despite his great wealth, Rockefeller did not enjoy many of the conveniences that we now take for granted. He couldn't watch television, play video games, surf the Internet, or send e-mail. During the heat of summer, he couldn't cool his home with air-conditioning. For much of his life, he couldn't travel by car or plane, and he couldn't use a telephone to call friends or family. If he became ill, he couldn't take advantage of many medicines, such as antibiotics, that doctors today routinely use to prolong and enhance life. Now consider: how much money would someone have to pay you to give up for the rest of your life all the modern conveniences that Rockefeller lived without? Would you do it for $250 billion? Perhaps not. And if you wouldn't, is it fair to say that you are better off than John D. Rockefeller, allegedly the richest American ever? |
858 |
2 |
0.920 |
122.26 — Juudge (reburm) |
102.38 |
102.38 |
December 18, 2023 |
| 15. |
#4270004 |
Goo-goo-dolls. Foo-fighters. Foo-foo-dolls. Goo-goo, goo-dolls. Goo-fighters. Foo-dolls. Goo-foo-fighters. Foo-foo-dolls. Oh yeah. Goo-foo-goo-foo... dolls. Foo-foo-foo... fighters. Doll-fighters. Fighter-foos. Goo-fighter-goos. Foo-fighter goo-foo-dolls. Dolls. Goo-goo-dolls-fighters-goo-dolls... dolls. Dolls. Goo. |
317 |
59 |
0.910 |
139.02 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
71.96 |
71.96 |
October 22, 2019 |