| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 3550043 |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being us... |
141 |
6 |
1.0059 |
| 3551910 |
Ahhh... See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she... |
93 |
42 |
1.0273 |
| 3551929 |
This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If ... |
193 |
65 |
0.9962 |
| 3551930 |
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our ... |
155 |
71 |
1.0136 |
| 3551932 |
Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line ... |
421 |
19 |
0.9819 |
| 3622182 |
Science isn't about "why." It's about "why not." Why is so much of our science d... |
256 |
34 |
0.9637 |
| 3640484 |
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!... |
434 |
35 |
0.9633 |
| 3640901 |
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are curr... |
466 |
23 |
0.9398 |
| 3640902 |
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test e... |
344 |
44 |
1.0183 |
| 3640903 |
Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights a... |
159 |
63 |
0.9923 |
| 3640904 |
Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if ... |
225 |
84 |
1.0221 |
| 3640905 |
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of ad... |
313 |
64 |
0.9638 |
| 3640906 |
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son... |
220 |
88 |
0.9758 |
| 3640907 |
The average human male is about sixty percent water. Far as we're concerned, tha... |
276 |
85 |
1.0158 |
| 3640908 |
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a... |
223 |
63 |
1.0243 |
| 3640909 |
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it s... |
349 |
40 |
0.9523 |
| 3640910 |
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. ... |
227 |
110 |
1.0017 |
| 3640911 |
Now, if you're part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip... |
375 |
51 |
1.0223 |
| 3640912 |
You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which ... |
182 |
100 |
1.1023 |
| 3640913 |
In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus... |
243 |
97 |
0.9964 |
| 3640914 |
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, ... |
231 |
68 |
1.0342 |
| 3640915 |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Franci... |
143 |
84 |
0.9182 |
| 3640916 |
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to re... |
174 |
81 |
1.0239 |
| 3640917 |
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual resp... |
218 |
97 |
1.0586 |
| 3640918 |
I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't... |
194 |
81 |
1.0109 |
| 3640919 |
I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done.... |
200 |
125 |
1.0579 |
| 3640920 |
I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance i... |
205 |
94 |
1.0782 |
| 3640921 |
I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathema... |
201 |
121 |
1.0706 |
| 3640922 |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've hea... |
207 |
106 |
1.0261 |
| 3640923 |
I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a... |
191 |
90 |
1.0392 |
| 3640924 |
Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. ... |
255 |
62 |
0.9949 |
| 3820000 |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few m... |
417 |
42 |
1.0445 |
| 3940008 |
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This faci... |
119 |
83 |
0.9390 |
| 4350246 |
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did tha... |
88 |
62 |
1.0644 |
| 4580000 |
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our ... |
117 |
50 |
0.9815 |
| 4580001 |
Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line ... |
93 |
94 |
1.0561 |
| 4580002 |
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!... |
89 |
68 |
1.0134 |
| 4580003 |
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are curr... |
202 |
76 |
0.9492 |
| 4580004 |
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test e... |
107 |
39 |
0.9750 |
| 4580005 |
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it s... |
131 |
47 |
0.9760 |
| 4580006 |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few m... |
100 |
35 |
0.9054 |