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3550043 Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being us... 141 6 1.0059
3551910 Ahhh... See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she... 93 42 1.0273
3551932 Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line ... 421 19 0.9819
3622182 Science isn't about "why." It's about "why not." Why is so much of our science d... 256 34 0.9637
3640484 When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!... 434 35 0.9633
3640901 Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are curr... 466 23 0.9398
3640902 Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test e... 344 44 1.0183
3640904 Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if ... 225 84 1.0221
3640905 Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of ad... 313 64 0.9638
3640909 Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it s... 349 40 0.9523
3640910 All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. ... 227 110 1.0017
3640912 You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which ... 182 100 1.1023
3640917 These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual resp... 218 97 1.0586
3640920 I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance i... 205 94 1.0782
3640923 I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a... 191 90 1.0392
3640924 Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. ... 255 62 0.9949
3820000 Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few m... 417 42 1.0445
3940008 Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This faci... 119 83 0.9390
4350246 Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did tha... 88 62 1.0644
4580000 Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our ... 117 50 0.9815
4580001 Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line ... 93 94 1.0561
4580002 When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!... 89 68 1.0134
4580003 Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are curr... 202 76 0.9492
4580004 Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test e... 107 39 0.9750
4580005 Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it s... 131 47 0.9760