| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4350042 |
Learn to light a candle in the darkest mooments of someone's life. Be the light ... |
150 |
1 |
1.0000 |
| 4350048 |
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just ... |
118 |
1 |
1.1072 |
| 4350058 |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all the TV you ever want... |
158 |
3 |
1.0367 |
| 4350060 |
I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes a... |
153 |
1 |
1.0000 |
| 4350104 |
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Ganda... |
231 |
2 |
0.9623 |
| 4350111 |
Don't adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to car... |
96 |
17 |
1.0640 |
| 4350121 |
A mortal, Frodo, who keeps one of the Great Rings, does not die, but he does not... |
362 |
1 |
1.0380 |
| 4350133 |
If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my j... |
126 |
1 |
0.9448 |
| 4350134 |
Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. R... |
115 |
2 |
1.0832 |
| 4350157 |
If you come soon you'll find breakfast on the table. If you come late you'll get... |
102 |
1 |
1.0000 |
| 4350173 |
Why did I do it? Mainly because people said it was impossible, and that's what m... |
174 |
1 |
1.0000 |
| 4350209 |
It is the view of the ministry that theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to ... |
360 |
1 |
1.0148 |
| 4350214 |
People aren't as complex as you think they are. They're simple, and they get sad... |
237 |
1 |
1.0032 |
| 4350245 |
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you th... |
97 |
4 |
1.2608 |
| 4350258 |
I want you to say that you know what I'm saying. But I need more, because I'll b... |
216 |
2 |
1.0378 |
| 4350310 |
If actions speak louder than words I'm the most deafening noise you've heard. I'... |
145 |
2 |
1.0701 |
| 4350321 |
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities. |
82 |
32 |
1.0422 |
| 4350337 |
Death doesn't exist. It never did, it never will. But we've drawn so many pictur... |
289 |
1 |
0.8796 |
| 4350366 |
We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and c... |
248 |
1 |
0.9893 |
| 4350378 |
That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I can love you and I can... |
235 |
2 |
1.0768 |
| 4350383 |
Sometimes it takes heart to write about a thing, doesn't it? To let that thing o... |
158 |
1 |
1.0552 |
| 4350385 |
Too much mystery is merely an annoyance. Too much adventure is exhausting. And a... |
111 |
6 |
0.9834 |
| 4350409 |
There once was a tiger who fancied a pint. Not Carling, of course, that was too ... |
252 |
1 |
1.2576 |
| 4350414 |
Is it a shame that I can't accept love? Am I too burned out to move towards what... |
153 |
1 |
0.8652 |
| 4350463 |
I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed m... |
185 |
1 |
0.8927 |
| 4350499 |
Very simple was my explanation, and plausible enough - as most wrong theories are! |
82 |
1 |
1.0000 |
| 4350533 |
If I think too much the world seems to disappear, so I'll take you up on the Fer... |
295 |
1 |
0.9813 |
| 4350555 |
"Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense, that was a week ago... |
196 |
1 |
0.6205 |
| 4350560 |
As incredible as it may sound, once radio had been invented, no one knew what to... |
292 |
1 |
1.0418 |
| 4350596 |
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I ... |
332 |
1 |
0.9625 |
| 4350628 |
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts a... |
215 |
1 |
0.8855 |
| 4350633 |
I have been second to Jo my whole life, in everything. And I will not be the per... |
203 |
1 |
0.7645 |
| 4350656 |
When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible; when he dies, he is hard and i... |
330 |
1 |
1.2423 |
| 4350658 |
There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison... |
293 |
2 |
1.0561 |
| 4350660 |
We'll be here when the world slows down and the sunbeams fade away. Keeping time... |
262 |
1 |
1.0081 |
| 4350675 |
Some might say that sunshine follows thunder, go and tell it to the man who cann... |
232 |
1 |
1.2143 |