| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590002 |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going... |
97 |
1,713 |
1.0688 |
| 4590003 |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. |
79 |
1,545 |
0.9823 |
| 4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,718 |
0.9863 |
| 4590005 |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
56 |
1,850 |
0.9907 |
| 4590006 |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck. |
65 |
1,810 |
0.9805 |
| 4590009 |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink an... |
89 |
1,488 |
0.9839 |
| 4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... |
127 |
1,294 |
1.0516 |
| 4590011 |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks! I'l... |
101 |
1,583 |
0.9741 |
| 4590014 |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. |
77 |
1,881 |
1.0577 |
| 4590015 |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. |
75 |
1,336 |
1.0276 |
| 4590016 |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But... |
116 |
1,258 |
0.9157 |
| 4590020 |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. |
63 |
1,490 |
1.0787 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590022 |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they cal... |
99 |
1,467 |
1.1018 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590025 |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. |
74 |
1,263 |
0.9505 |
| 4590028 |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. |
81 |
1,294 |
0.9992 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590031 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
1,474 |
1.0706 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590038 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,526 |
1.0928 |
| 4590039 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,325 |
1.0783 |
| 4590041 |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I punched him in the fac... |
96 |
1,362 |
0.9900 |
| 4590042 |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
59 |
1,406 |
0.9403 |
| 4590045 |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 p... |
188 |
1,169 |
1.0243 |
| 4590046 |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover th... |
165 |
1,153 |
0.9763 |
| 4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... |
122 |
1,360 |
1.0703 |
| 4590052 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so po... |
121 |
1,137 |
0.9955 |
| 4590053 |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are t... |
158 |
1,168 |
0.9831 |
| 4590056 |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when... |
107 |
1,201 |
0.9831 |
| 4590057 |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your s... |
119 |
1,346 |
1.0280 |
| 4590058 |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it's an exit. A pessimi... |
223 |
1,069 |
1.0474 |
| 4590060 |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes... |
85 |
1,253 |
0.8968 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590062 |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly. |
74 |
1,591 |
1.0540 |
| 4590065 |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were hard, food was scar... |
113 |
829 |
1.0499 |
| 4590066 |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I eat 3 bags of chips ... |
131 |
752 |
0.9416 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590069 |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
53 |
966 |
1.0061 |
| 4590073 |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just... |
103 |
844 |
1.0692 |
| 4590075 |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One was a salted! |
74 |
951 |
1.0168 |
| 4590076 |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown! |
66 |
972 |
1.0175 |
| 4590078 |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instrume... |
119 |
851 |
1.0329 |
| 4590079 |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my electric bill. It was th... |
105 |
848 |
1.0175 |
| 4590080 |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. |
81 |
1,100 |
1.0476 |
| 4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... |
154 |
801 |
1.0107 |
| 4590087 |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? Wow, I relish t... |
138 |
865 |
1.0464 |
| 4590088 |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. |
67 |
1,098 |
1.1273 |
| 4590089 |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give h... |
107 |
776 |
1.0082 |
| 4590091 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... |
86 |
1,001 |
1.1443 |
| 4590093 |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time i... |
97 |
857 |
1.0407 |
| 4590098 |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? ... |
103 |
871 |
1.0134 |