| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590006 |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck. |
65 |
1,810 |
0.9805 |
| 4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... |
127 |
1,294 |
1.0516 |
| 4590015 |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. |
75 |
1,336 |
1.0276 |
| 4590018 |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving... |
87 |
1,727 |
1.0319 |
| 4590019 |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. |
71 |
1,840 |
1.0319 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590022 |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they cal... |
99 |
1,467 |
1.1018 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590025 |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. |
74 |
1,263 |
0.9505 |
| 4590028 |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. |
81 |
1,294 |
0.9992 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590030 |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in t... |
117 |
1,491 |
1.0953 |
| 4590031 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
1,474 |
1.0706 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590041 |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I punched him in the fac... |
96 |
1,362 |
0.9900 |
| 4590042 |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
59 |
1,406 |
0.9403 |
| 4590043 |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... |
146 |
1,157 |
0.9720 |
| 4590044 |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" writ... |
142 |
1,111 |
0.9614 |
| 4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... |
122 |
1,360 |
1.0703 |
| 4590049 |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody wh... |
162 |
1,332 |
1.0889 |
| 4590050 |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodk... |
89 |
1,438 |
1.0062 |
| 4590052 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so po... |
121 |
1,137 |
0.9955 |
| 4590055 |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because... |
142 |
1,308 |
1.0684 |
| 4590056 |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when... |
107 |
1,201 |
0.9831 |
| 4590057 |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your s... |
119 |
1,346 |
1.0280 |
| 4590059 |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as... |
110 |
1,330 |
1.0511 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590063 |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she... |
109 |
1,175 |
0.9773 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590070 |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature? I... |
106 |
836 |
1.0156 |
| 4590073 |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just... |
103 |
844 |
1.0692 |
| 4590074 |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
55 |
975 |
0.9958 |
| 4590080 |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. |
81 |
1,100 |
1.0476 |
| 4590082 |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. |
64 |
853 |
0.9177 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
798 |
1.0560 |
| 4590085 |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna g... |
91 |
875 |
0.9886 |
| 4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... |
154 |
801 |
1.0107 |
| 4590091 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... |
86 |
1,001 |
1.1443 |
| 4590094 |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bro... |
121 |
840 |
1.0973 |
| 4590096 |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
76 |
854 |
0.9999 |
| 4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... |
101 |
884 |
1.0417 |
| 4590099 |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. |
68 |
900 |
0.9690 |