Texts missing for Andrew (holocene_learning_dvorak)

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4590006 What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck. 65 1,810 0.9805
4590010 What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... 127 1,294 1.0516
4590015 Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. 75 1,336 1.0276
4590018 You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving... 87 1,727 1.0319
4590019 Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. 71 1,840 1.0319
4590021 My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. 69 99 1.0635
4590022 Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they cal... 99 1,467 1.1018
4590023 You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. 69 80 0.9563
4590025 Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. 74 1,263 0.9505
4590028 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. 81 1,294 0.9992
4590029 What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... 96 475 0.9646
4590030 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in t... 117 1,491 1.0953
4590031 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 56 1,474 1.0706
4590032 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 64 96 1.0968
4590034 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 81 605 1.0567
4590035 Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... 96 509 0.9798
4590041 This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I punched him in the fac... 96 1,362 0.9900
4590042 Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 59 1,406 0.9403
4590043 Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... 146 1,157 0.9720
4590044 I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" writ... 142 1,111 0.9614
4590047 Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... 122 1,360 1.0703
4590049 Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody wh... 162 1,332 1.0889
4590050 I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodk... 89 1,438 1.0062
4590052 A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so po... 121 1,137 0.9955
4590055 A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because... 142 1,308 1.0684
4590056 My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when... 107 1,201 0.9831
4590057 Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your s... 119 1,346 1.0280
4590059 Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as... 110 1,330 1.0511
4590061 What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... 114 1,442 1.0738
4590063 I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she... 109 1,175 0.9773
4590068 What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. 58 14 1.2825
4590070 What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature? I... 106 836 1.0156
4590073 Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just... 103 844 1.0692
4590074 How does the solar system organize a party They planet! 55 975 0.9958
4590080 Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. 81 1,100 1.0476
4590082 What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. 64 853 0.9177
4590083 I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... 134 798 1.0560
4590085 Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna g... 91 875 0.9886
4590086 What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... 154 801 1.0107
4590091 I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... 86 1,001 1.1443
4590094 My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bro... 121 840 1.0973
4590096 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 76 854 0.9999
4590097 I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... 101 884 1.0417
4590099 I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. 68 900 0.9690