| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 0 |
This is a placeholder text. You are seeing it because there are no other texts a... |
167 |
0 |
0.0000 |
| 4750000 |
If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. |
59 |
646 |
0.9396 |
| 4750002 |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more l... |
84 |
716 |
1.0690 |
| 4750003 |
Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. |
52 |
704 |
1.0288 |
| 4750004 |
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you ca... |
115 |
658 |
1.0778 |
| 4750006 |
Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one has... |
122 |
280 |
1.0057 |
| 4750007 |
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Mc... |
163 |
487 |
1.0013 |
| 4750012 |
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you becaus... |
224 |
520 |
0.9677 |
| 4750013 |
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly ... |
227 |
526 |
1.0175 |
| 4750014 |
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the rescue helicopter. Hey! ... |
231 |
484 |
0.9809 |
| 4750018 |
Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were poggers. It's me, I'm ome... |
254 |
497 |
0.9800 |
| 4750019 |
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to... |
256 |
525 |
1.0014 |
| 4750020 |
The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happe... |
260 |
464 |
0.9992 |
| 4750022 |
You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns Microsoft, so you ca... |
285 |
491 |
0.9980 |
| 4750023 |
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, a real one in half a... |
305 |
93 |
1.0136 |
| 4750024 |
Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a virus. Please call thi... |
309 |
474 |
0.9788 |
| 4750025 |
When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe lasagna, in and out.... |
339 |
84 |
0.9357 |
| 4750026 |
These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. And they're not edib... |
370 |
206 |
0.9596 |
| 4750027 |
Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, ... |
374 |
250 |
1.0230 |
| 4750028 |
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is i... |
388 |
202 |
0.9222 |
| 4750029 |
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke w... |
399 |
282 |
1.0248 |
| 4750031 |
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me li... |
434 |
269 |
1.0486 |
| 4750032 |
You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would have made you a symbol ... |
484 |
104 |
1.0615 |
| 4750034 |
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you tot... |
249 |
518 |
0.9907 |
| 4750035 |
I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love... |
340 |
168 |
1.0104 |
| 4750036 |
I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and th... |
482 |
140 |
1.0536 |
| 4750037 |
I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life w... |
176 |
326 |
1.0498 |
| 4750038 |
I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No... |
386 |
179 |
1.0659 |