| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4620000 |
Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel... |
243 |
12 |
1.0050 |
| 4620001 |
You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what?... |
173 |
18 |
0.9706 |
| 4620002 |
Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, dro... |
129 |
21 |
0.9547 |
| 4620003 |
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough t... |
152 |
27 |
0.9982 |
| 4620004 |
There's no 'brothers' when it comes to white people. We are just complete indivi... |
188 |
20 |
0.9668 |
| 4620005 |
A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice peop... |
148 |
21 |
1.0293 |
| 4620006 |
I'll tell you why - because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titani... |
215 |
20 |
0.9923 |
| 4620007 |
I am so pro-swine flu - I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't b... |
123 |
20 |
0.9141 |
| 4620008 |
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twe... |
107 |
24 |
1.0313 |
| 4620009 |
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later yo... |
111 |
27 |
1.0365 |
| 4620010 |
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. |
75 |
25 |
1.0606 |
| 4620011 |
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you h... |
122 |
21 |
1.1170 |
| 4620012 |
I knew I was an unwanted child when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. |
76 |
21 |
0.9105 |
| 4620013 |
It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a gi... |
125 |
19 |
0.9970 |
| 4620014 |
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate important occasions, they're... |
191 |
25 |
0.9141 |
| 4620015 |
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate important occasions, they're... |
106 |
23 |
1.0210 |
| 4620016 |
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always ... |
112 |
22 |
1.0667 |
| 4620017 |
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? |
55 |
20 |
0.9786 |
| 4620018 |
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. |
66 |
31 |
1.0506 |
| 4620019 |
You know what the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants?... |
204 |
22 |
1.0243 |
| 4620020 |
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you kno... |
179 |
20 |
1.1347 |
| 4620021 |
The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not at many job inter... |
141 |
24 |
0.9699 |
| 4620022 |
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in ... |
175 |
25 |
0.9653 |
| 4620023 |
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason. |
65 |
24 |
1.0041 |
| 4620024 |
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people a... |
98 |
21 |
0.9646 |
| 4620025 |
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's mak... |
162 |
27 |
1.0518 |
| 4620027 |
Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces ... |
156 |
21 |
1.0030 |
| 4620028 |
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. |
78 |
26 |
0.9132 |