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Dear Santa, every year at this time I send you a list of what I want for Christmas. And every year you callously ignore it and bring me practical things. I don't want that at all. What's the deal? Are you insane? Have you gone senile? Can't you read? Or are you just a vindictive, twisted elf bent on destroying little kids' dreams?!

—from Calvin and Hobbes, a book by Bill Watterson

Active since December 20, 2020.
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