Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| 1. | Mowgli (mowgliskrib) | 101.34 | 99% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2. | ghost (ghostbee) | 87.16 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 3. | Lenchog (lenchog0939) | 81.56 | 97% | 2024-11-14 |
| 4. | ᗜHarri (steno) (harrri) | 73.20 | 94.1% | 2024-08-14 |
| 5. | Fayez Johan (mystery420) | 68.80 | 95.1% | 2024-01-20 |
| 6. | STAkribane (aaakribane811) | 47.36 | 91% | 2024-05-27 |
| 7. | tom (tom12233) | 46.62 | 90% | 2024-11-14 |
| 8. | Daivik Garg (daivikgarg) | 46.10 | 96% | 2024-07-29 |
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| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |