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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.

—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since June 15, 2023.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. gluon (veryslowracer) 106.34 96% 2024-04-24
2. (usloppyuwu) 104.37 99.3% 2024-04-24
3. DeeDee (deedee09) 57.12 99% 2023-06-15
4. tom (tom12233) 46.20 90% 2024-08-22
5. kil (kilzo) 40.13 94.8% 2025-03-06
6. judernuder (judernuder) 39.29 96% 2024-05-20
7. dika (dikafauzi) 37.60 97.1% 2025-01-23
8. Brandon (thecheeselord) 32.58 93% 2025-01-05
9. V4U (aditiaviadi) 30.98 92.2% 2025-01-23

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 7,673 66.87 June 26, 2017
Instant Death Mode 20 83.36 September 3, 2017
ᗜ Stenography 9 54.60 June 15, 2023
Sean Wrona's Universe 1 162.33 April 16, 2017