Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | police (styrofoam) | 148.01 | 100% | 2023-01-27 |
| 2. | Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... | 95.15 | 100% | 2019-12-28 |
| 3. | JJ (jjmatiasmail) | 85.89 | 100% | 2019-12-27 |
| 4. | (g_fruit) | 77.34 | 100% | 2020-02-22 |
| 5. | ed72 (ed72) | 67.61 | 100% | 2019-04-03 |
| 6. | NikiAtom (4beth_esda) | 57.63 | 100% | 2018-07-08 |
| 7. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 56.13 | 100% | 2019-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |