Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | police (styrofoam) | 160.43 | 100% | 2023-06-11 |
| 2. | (delirious) | 151.14 | 100% | 2020-03-26 |
| 3. | Thomas (loboru) | 115.48 | 100% | 2020-03-02 |
| 4. | anT (gregorpingic) | 107.02 | 100% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 96.51 | 100% | 2019-05-04 |
| 6. | Sirasith (skyhot004) | 86.42 | 100% | 2019-05-24 |
| 7. | Bill (billcool) | 79.06 | 100% | 2019-07-26 |
| 8. | piglet (slaylet) | 74.22 | 100% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9. | ed72 (ed72) | 73.96 | 100% | 2019-05-24 |
| 10. | T (omega5002) | 66.47 | 100% | 2019-11-22 |
| 11. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 50.22 | 100% | 2019-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |