The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| 1. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 123.25 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
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| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |