The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11963. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 84.92 | 96.2% | 2023-12-13 |
| 11964. | Alpacalord (alpacalord) | 84.92 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 11965. | Corey (exit2stageleft) | 84.92 | 97% | 2012-02-14 |
| 11966. | Jonathan (jtmadden61) | 84.92 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
| 11967. | McSpeedy (peaceudy89) | 84.92 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 11968. | Deflay (deflay) | 84.92 | 100% | 2016-02-01 |
| 11969. | I'm a noob (xpfxzxc) | 84.91 | 98% | 2025-07-25 |
| 11970. | Caanghis (caanghis) | 84.91 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 11971. | ARLU (frank87) | 84.91 | 98.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11972. | Alex (x_nemesis_x) | 84.91 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11973. | Trabota (trabota) | 84.90 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 11974. | TheHollow (goofymunchkin23) | 84.90 | 98.1% | 2024-04-25 |
| 11975. | Jake (wortis) | 84.90 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 11976. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 84.90 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 11977. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 84.90 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11978. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 84.90 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 11979. | sh1loof2 (sh1loof2) | 84.89 | 95% | 2024-05-10 |
| 11980. | r o l d - (skyclasher) | 84.89 | 91% | 2015-04-28 |
| 11981. | Will (wombat50ng) | 84.89 | 96.7% | 2024-07-05 |
| 11982. | Ashlie (ashlie_marie) | 84.89 | 91% | 2014-02-28 |
| 11983. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 84.89 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11984. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 84.89 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11985. | Johann (jalohann) | 84.89 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 11986. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 84.89 | 98% | 2015-07-30 |
| 11987. | discountjeans (discountjean... | 84.88 | 96.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 11988. | oomikeyboy (oomikeyboy) | 84.88 | 89% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11989. | Kenneth (winkback) | 84.88 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 11990. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 84.87 | 97.1% | 2024-06-14 |
| 11991. | DeadlockOfDeath (deadlockof... | 84.87 | 96% | 2024-03-21 |
| 11992. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 84.87 | 97.1% | 2024-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |