I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14497. | Benjamin (beni048) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 14498. | Jason (zidea) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14499. | hi (florzie_101) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 14500. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 78.16 | 90% | 2017-04-22 |
| 14501. | tstats[firedusts] (firedusts) | 78.15 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 14502. | Shinji (twnecro) | 78.15 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 14503. | Peter (wai0917) | 78.15 | 96.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| 14504. | ok (banadagril) | 78.15 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 14505. | Timothy (iyamdeanser) | 78.15 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14506. | Pineapple (pineapple_pie1) | 78.15 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14507. | IlhanKhayru (fangian) | 78.15 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14508. | Viet (matcanloi) | 78.14 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 14509. | Ferioula (ferioula) | 78.14 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 14510. | Smilingface (buffonsea) | 78.13 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14511. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14512. | Alper (alper1) | 78.13 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 14513. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 78.12 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 14514. | Peter (cint) | 78.12 | 97.6% | 2024-07-25 |
| 14515. | seth (firewolf_2001) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 14516. | Sollyy (itssollyy) | 78.12 | 94% | 2017-06-24 |
| 14517. | vira (virajessica) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 14518. | Milk (operationmilk) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 14519. | Vaultster (thevaultseeker) | 78.11 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 14520. | Kevin (dabzd) | 78.10 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 14521. | Jake (startler03) | 78.10 | 96.8% | 2023-12-26 |
| 14522. | Isaac (gunpqwder) | 78.10 | 95.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14523. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 78.09 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 14524. | Kiito (drybones41) | 78.09 | 93% | 2020-08-22 |
| 14525. | Sang (ballsynuts) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14526. | Joseph (trickyjogo) | 78.09 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |