Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| 1. | mako (mako640) | 169.27 | 100% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2. | police (styrofoam) | 156.63 | 100% | 2022-12-03 |
| 3. | (delirious) | 149.77 | 100% | 2020-04-29 |
| 4. | Aaron (aaronadams) | 137.24 | 100% | 2018-10-24 |
| 5. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 106.29 | 100% | 2020-04-12 |
| 6. | ed72 (ed72) | 72.06 | 100% | 2018-04-14 |
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| 8. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 36.31 | 100% | 2018-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
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| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |