The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 96. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 85.51 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 97. | Paul (handel1) | 84.93 | 100% | 2013-06-10 |
| 98. | Hodge (hodgeweiner) | 84.57 | 100% | 2023-04-30 |
| 99. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 84.02 | 100% | 2016-09-10 |
| 100. | Lame (lamers) | 83.89 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 101. | Samz (sam261) | 83.87 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 102. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 83.55 | 100% | 2015-05-07 |
| 103. | ..... (fourshade) | 83.04 | 100% | 2011-05-06 |
| 104. | Jan (shortext) | 82.88 | 100% | 2025-05-09 |
| 105. | Joe (f1rest0rm) | 82.76 | 100% | 2025-02-06 |
| 106. | Cian (lagnic) | 82.56 | 100% | 2017-05-15 |
| 107. | vivian (vvn_g) | 81.82 | 100% | 2012-02-27 |
| 108. | ed72 (ed72) | 81.63 | 100% | 2018-07-07 |
| 109. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 80.60 | 100% | 2019-02-13 |
| 110. | One woody (one1_woody) | 80.04 | 100% | 2024-06-05 |
| 111. | Ahme (ahmed99999) | 79.99 | 100% | 2025-02-04 |
| 112. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 79.86 | 100% | 2011-07-27 |
| 113. | Jane (chancel) | 79.68 | 100% | 2013-07-12 |
| 114. | guest (er8852852) | 79.58 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
| 115. | Zayn (midnitexartemis) | 79.01 | 100% | 2024-02-27 |
| 116. | Safer (leafm) | 78.97 | 100% | 2021-06-08 |
| 117. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 78.89 | 100% | 2019-10-01 |
| 118. | wisdom (wisdomtyperacer) | 78.78 | 100% | 2025-01-21 |
| 119. | Chris (chris_p) | 78.49 | 100% | 2024-08-27 |
| 120. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 78.45 | 100% | 2011-05-15 |
| 121. | Stephen (srdiamond) | 78.38 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 122. | Vickie (phishy) | 77.76 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 123. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 77.59 | 100% | 2023-12-27 |
| 124. | Max (macksx) | 77.38 | 100% | 2024-06-07 |
| 125. | notty (notypoz) | 77.37 | 100% | 2012-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |