When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7758. | 憂鬱的臺灣烏龜 (take... | 89.03 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 7759. | Sebastian (4555) | 89.03 | 96.9% | 2024-11-23 |
| 7760. | V (p3rplexed) | 89.03 | 96.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7761. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 89.03 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 7762. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 89.02 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 7763. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 89.02 | 94% | 2017-02-05 |
| 7764. | Ulfr (ulfr) | 89.01 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7765. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 89.01 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7766. | Dwima (dwizz) | 89.00 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7767. | Danny (clutchgoddaddy) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 7768. | Caleb (yam909) | 88.99 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 7769. | anjal (anjal23) | 88.99 | 96.9% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7770. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 7771. | IvyEyeYam (gyringreat) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 7772. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 88.98 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7773. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 88.98 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 7774. | Solaiman (solaimanorvee) | 88.97 | 98.8% | 2024-11-21 |
| 7775. | Liron (levilev) | 88.97 | 95% | 2022-11-09 |
| 7776. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 7777. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 88.97 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7778. | I'mSlow (alwaystooslow) | 88.97 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 7779. | aerisslowers (pietrucha33) | 88.95 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 7780. | Eric (airicc) | 88.95 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 7781. | laptopslow (znerwill) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 7782. | S (pchr8) | 88.94 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 7783. | A (vrxzl) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-11-11 |
| 7784. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 7785. | Humbble (freedom97) | 88.92 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 7786. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 88.92 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7787. | Khit (khitnay) | 88.92 | 98.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |