So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12734. | Aleksandar (itsacko) | 80.50 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 12735. | Klaptain (_klaptain) | 80.50 | 94% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12736. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 80.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12737. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 80.50 | 98.2% | 2023-07-18 |
| 12738. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 80.50 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12739. | Maverick (jxsever) | 80.49 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 12740. | Adam (orideith) | 80.49 | 92% | 2013-01-18 |
| 12741. | Paul (masterxilo) | 80.49 | 100% | 2014-06-04 |
| 12742. | ToxicImpulse (toxicimpulse) | 80.49 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 12743. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 80.49 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 12744. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 80.48 | 96% | 2011-10-16 |
| 12745. | I (lavromat) | 80.48 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 12746. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 80.48 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 12747. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 80.48 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 12748. | e45 (e453) | 80.48 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 12749. | Harrison (kyeuko) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 12750. | badomiso (badomiso) | 80.47 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 12751. | J (jen12) | 80.47 | 100% | 2015-06-28 |
| 12752. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.47 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12753. | OSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (ty... | 80.47 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 12754. | Jedi (jedimasterasd) | 80.47 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 12755. | Bangladeshi (rakibahmedtonmoy) | 80.47 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12756. | jax (daddydiesel) | 80.46 | 97% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12757. | LR (lenko) | 80.45 | 99% | 2016-08-19 |
| 12758. | Simon (nevermind007) | 80.45 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12759. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 80.45 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 12760. | Mario (mchoi) | 80.45 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 12761. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 80.45 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12762. | Bill (tripletoe) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12763. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 80.45 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |