So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10. | CK (theshovelking) | 112.00 | 100% | 2024-07-15 |
| 11. | Frames (jjlinden) | 111.31 | 100% | 2024-10-17 |
| 12. | install (fourchar) | 103.31 | 100% | 2011-09-21 |
| 13. | KC (hotdogkc) | 100.46 | 100% | 2013-05-10 |
| 14. | Tiberius (tiberiusnero) | 98.19 | 100% | 2018-07-13 |
| 15. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 97.23 | 100% | 2022-01-16 |
| 16. | brigi (brigi0627) | 95.85 | 100% | 2022-01-05 |
| 17. | The (thepurpose) | 95.08 | 100% | 2021-06-01 |
| 18. | CRDM (chelseardm2) | 93.49 | 100% | 2013-10-03 |
| 19. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 93.43 | 100% | 2012-05-04 |
| 20. | Seb (stwice) | 93.17 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 21. | Dakota (killer67) | 92.32 | 100% | 2013-10-19 |
| 22. | Peanut (butter0317) | 92.22 | 100% | 2023-08-10 |
| 23. | Sage (mledommbi) | 88.99 | 100% | 2020-10-18 |
| 24. | Weston (westond11) | 87.98 | 100% | 2021-08-05 |
| 25. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 85.50 | 100% | 2016-10-04 |
| 26. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 84.39 | 100% | 2023-05-24 |
| 27. | Igor (exdark) | 84.23 | 100% | 2016-07-23 |
| 28. | Mostafa (brostafa) | 82.59 | 100% | 2018-12-13 |
| 29. | marius (marius_) | 82.28 | 100% | 2012-01-14 |
| 30. | Jane (chancel) | 81.30 | 100% | 2013-06-21 |
| 31. | Ronnie (censeo) | 81.06 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 32. | Krisztián (hordosikrisztian) | 80.96 | 100% | 2021-07-20 |
| 33. | g (gbr05) | 80.89 | 100% | 2014-07-27 |
| 34. | Joe (f1rest0rm) | 80.43 | 100% | 2024-12-18 |
| 35. | Reymark (gonzalesreymark8) | 79.95 | 100% | 2024-08-30 |
| 36. | Lame (lamers) | 79.66 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 37. | Raizen (raizou) | 79.26 | 100% | 2013-07-24 |
| 38. | Jon (glockmog) | 76.94 | 100% | 2021-03-31 |
| 39. | ed72 (ed72) | 76.93 | 100% | 2018-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |