I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13869. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 76.27 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 13870. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 76.27 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 13871. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 76.26 | 95.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13872. | Jake (hero7785) | 76.26 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 13873. | mgamble (mgamble) | 76.26 | 97.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13874. | coem (rohanthecorms) | 76.25 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 13875. | jude (h0merow) | 76.25 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 13876. | k3ys (k3ys) | 76.24 | 96.6% | 2024-12-31 |
| 13877. | wifebeater (beefporotta) | 76.24 | 95.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 13878. | Tolunay (trontino) | 76.24 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 13879. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 76.23 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13880. | czvzxc (singhap) | 76.23 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
| 13881. | rez1 (rezoan90) | 76.22 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 13882. | i miss tyreek hill (widsss) | 76.22 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 13883. | Luan (luan0763) | 76.22 | 94% | 2017-04-23 |
| 13884. | avi (dude571) | 76.22 | 99% | 2017-06-28 |
| 13885. | Muy (muychewy) | 76.21 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13886. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 76.21 | 95% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13887. | joey (legend_joey) | 76.20 | 94.8% | 2024-04-25 |
| 13888. | fthe (fthe) | 76.20 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13889. | Helalipop (helalipop) | 76.20 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 13890. | omar (ajouom) | 76.19 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 13891. | Joseph (phantom5k) | 76.19 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 13892. | Steven (s0daa713) | 76.19 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 13893. | KeyMoeGee (saladtoss) | 76.19 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
| 13894. | andrew (potatoh) | 76.19 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 13895. | Sunny (sunny6464n) | 76.18 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 13896. | jmzg (jmzg) | 76.18 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 13897. | Ronnel (ronne28) | 76.17 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 13898. | George (promytheas) | 76.17 | 95% | 2025-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |