As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3450. | Chris (vatha1321) | 104.03 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
3451. | Nathaniel (nathaniel_h) | 104.03 | 98% | 2017-02-05 |
3452. | Marty (guitarmar100) | 104.02 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
3453. | n8 (ttensu) | 104.02 | 97.6% | 2024-03-28 |
3454. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 104.02 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
3455. | Usaby Jus Jinni (usabyjusji... | 104.01 | 99% | 2024-05-11 |
3456. | Luke (lavedon) | 104.01 | 100% | 2015-10-09 |
3457. | Bijay (bijayadhikari) | 104.01 | 98.1% | 2024-12-14 |
3458. | Ross (trickydick6) | 104.01 | 99% | 2018-05-30 |
3459. | Joaquin (joaquint561) | 104.00 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
3460. | Dre (goobird) | 104.00 | 97.9% | 2025-03-13 |
3461. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 104.00 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
3462. | Marm (slayerxy) | 104.00 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
3463. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 104.00 | 100% | 2017-05-21 |
3464. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 104.00 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
3465. | Danny (flowburst) | 103.99 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
3466. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
3467. | Michelle (michelleness) | 103.98 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
3468. | Frames (jjlinden) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
3469. | Scan (scherzo) | 103.98 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
3470. | Newly (newly) | 103.98 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
3471. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 103.97 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
3472. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 103.97 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
3473. | Clint (clint_kun) | 103.96 | 98% | 2024-09-24 |
3474. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 103.95 | 98.6% | 2024-02-08 |
3475. | Wave (waveclipping) | 103.95 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
3476. | Wesley (wesbot) | 103.95 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
3477. | A_man (stay_safe) | 103.93 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
3478. | Thady (thady) | 103.93 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
3479. | Kenny (10chos) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |