Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1246. | Dyl (dbambino) | 90.31 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1247. | Jacob (jl99) | 90.29 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1248. | still walking (renzlor) | 90.28 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1249. | Graydon (graydonimp) | 90.24 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1250. | Brooke (vbee) | 90.22 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 1251. | Calaeb (pawwz) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1252. | Neko (pippaola) | 90.17 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1253. | Byambadalai (l3yam134) | 90.17 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1254. | Hanhee (hyang20017) | 90.13 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1255. | Big (pookpok) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1256. | James (votum38) | 90.13 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1257. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 90.12 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1258. | Anu (typeradha) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1259. | Andrew (sertria) | 90.08 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1260. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 90.08 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1261. | Pomf (yummydessert) | 90.06 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 1262. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 90.02 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1263. | Bleh (entropian) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1264. | Cute (tswizzletypegod) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1265. | hannah (hannahq) | 90.00 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1266. | Nolan (jyutan) | 89.97 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1267. | Tom (mlgplayer) | 89.94 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1268. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 89.92 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1269. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 89.90 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1270. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 89.90 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 1271. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 89.89 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1272. | Not fast (slower_than_others) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1273. | Jerry (jerryni1996) | 89.86 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1274. | rix (rix145) | 89.86 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1275. | Mate (smweb) | 89.86 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |