The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 59. | Teemu (olympos) | 64.74 | 100% | 2013-12-25 |
| 60. | a (cmdhk) | 64.24 | 100% | 2025-02-24 |
| 61. | Shiji (sandevistan) | 63.82 | 100% | 2024-10-11 |
| 62. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 63.23 | 100% | 2016-08-21 |
| 63. | Sanket (sanket_patil) | 62.83 | 100% | 2025-03-29 |
| 64. | Kobe (dreamer21) | 61.55 | 100% | 2025-03-16 |
| 65. | Sri (lulu25) | 61.49 | 99% | 2012-03-12 |
| 66. | your_avg_iraqi_guy (your_av... | 61.29 | 100% | 2024-12-15 |
| 67. | c (czuy) | 60.92 | 100% | 2021-02-09 |
| 68. | Abhiram (abdo22) | 60.31 | 100% | 2024-05-23 |
| 69. | Joe (f1rest0rm) | 60.21 | 100% | 2023-08-14 |
| 70. | taxi wala (rrfin) | 59.49 | 100% | 2013-04-10 |
| 71. | francisco (franciscolopezsa... | 56.71 | 100% | 2016-07-21 |
| 72. | Celokomeu (celokomeu) | 53.44 | 100% | 2022-06-10 |
| 73. | Sujith (suji251) | 52.95 | 100% | 2013-03-01 |
| 74. | Atercat (atercat) | 52.24 | 100% | 2021-09-16 |
| 75. | Max (maxt) | 49.88 | 100% | 2012-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |