Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since March 30, 2010.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9. | Katie (typerkate) | 122.46 | 100% | 2017-06-19 |
| 10. | Brian (darmok) | 121.78 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 11. | Mikey (miket349) | 118.20 | 100% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12. | NG (soultama) | 118.17 | 100% | 2013-06-06 |
| 13. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 115.09 | 100% | 2018-03-23 |
| 14. | A (antykingfish) | 105.30 | 100% | 2017-06-04 |
| 15. | Olaf (vikingishly) | 105.13 | 100% | 2022-05-18 |
| 16. | boas (boas) | 104.47 | 100% | 2022-06-09 |
| 17. | Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... | 103.40 | 100% | 2020-02-10 |
| 18. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 99.05 | 100% | 2023-08-03 |
| 19. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 98.86 | 100% | 2020-10-10 |
| 20. | rob (mayoff) | 98.27 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 21. | Darrive (darrive) | 90.29 | 100% | 2014-09-02 |
| 22. | John (malinsero) | 89.97 | 100% | 2022-07-13 |
| 23. | Jack (jackc) | 88.27 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 24. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 84.75 | 100% | 2023-04-27 |
| 25. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 83.64 | 100% | 2011-11-29 |
| 26. | ed72 (ed72) | 82.32 | 100% | 2018-07-03 |
| 27. | Ben (person132) | 80.80 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 28. | Lame (lamers) | 79.19 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 29. | Joe (dizlexik) | 59.62 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 30. | Milan (popovich) | 56.26 | 100% | 2014-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |