Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1503. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 91.25 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1504. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 91.25 | 99% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1505. | Caleb (calbub) | 91.24 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1506. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1507. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 91.23 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| 1508. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 91.21 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 1509. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 91.19 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1510. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 91.18 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1511. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 91.13 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1512. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 91.13 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1513. | (rontran) | 91.08 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 1514. | pasha (pashatoper) | 91.05 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1515. | Pogfrog (pogfrog1) | 91.05 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1516. | StraightUpLuck ¯\_(ツ)_/Â... | 91.04 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1517. | Dylan (xdylkay) | 91.03 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1518. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 91.01 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1519. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 90.99 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1520. | Faustino (tinoriffic) | 90.98 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1521. | account deleted (concurrent) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1522. | ðŸŸðŸŸðŸŸðŸŸhn (deliber... | 90.96 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1523. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 90.92 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1524. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 90.91 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1525. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 90.89 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1526. | Spieff (spieff) | 90.87 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 1527. | Sam (sam313) | 90.87 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1528. | Yize (zjuwyz) | 90.87 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1529. | K (kizzik) | 90.86 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1530. | Ruby (rhubarbo) | 90.85 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1531. | John (timmyg2034) | 90.85 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1532. | JJ (jjbonta) | 90.78 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |