I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16516. | Tatsam (tatsam_03) | 72.44 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 16517. | Nahverkehr (nahverkehr) | 72.44 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16518. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 72.44 | 99% | 2018-03-05 |
| 16519. | Bora (bora_olmez) | 72.43 | 93% | 2021-09-02 |
| 16520. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 72.43 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 16521. | olspookishmagus (olspookish... | 72.43 | 99% | 2018-05-15 |
| 16522. | ben (enivre) | 72.43 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 16523. | n00b (gimape07) | 72.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 16524. | Siddartha Gautama (siddarth... | 72.42 | 97.6% | 2024-03-18 |
| 16525. | Bruno (tresco) | 72.42 | 94% | 2019-10-29 |
| 16526. | Please use an appropriate n... | 72.42 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 16527. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 72.41 | 100% | 2022-08-02 |
| 16528. | AzaD (mirazad) | 72.41 | 96% | 2025-06-21 |
| 16529. | Vela (somkungza) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 16530. | Xilyana (xilyana) | 72.41 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 16531. | Jamal (jay_777_) | 72.41 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 16532. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 72.40 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 16533. | ninja (ehsaas) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 16534. | Kyle (kqle33) | 72.40 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 16535. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 72.40 | 95% | 2021-04-03 |
| 16536. | Mr.Pickles (ap_ultra) | 72.40 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 16537. | Anne-Sophie (winniethepooh2... | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 16538. | Hris (smitecamps) | 72.39 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 16539. | potato (kongkan_) | 72.39 | 95.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16540. | John (juannis) | 72.39 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 16541. | Paul (paul5005) | 72.38 | 100% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16542. | Rohit (krullun) | 72.38 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16543. | Daffa (ds1849) | 72.38 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 16544. | Annie (yourirregulartomboy) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 16545. | Gunnar (gunnarmessi) | 72.38 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |