Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| 1. | police (styrofoam) | 161.66 | 100% | 2022-12-02 |
| 2. | mako (mako640) | 147.60 | 100% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3. | nino (ninodokoskiot) | 123.61 | 100% | 2020-01-08 |
| 4. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 104.90 | 100% | 2020-04-11 |
| 5. | Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... | 97.58 | 100% | 2018-12-08 |
| 6. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 85.08 | 100% | 2019-01-01 |
| 7. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 80.37 | 100% | 2019-04-26 |
| 8. | Tam (aammatax) | 76.90 | 100% | 2019-02-13 |
| 9. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 74.45 | 100% | 2020-09-30 |
| 10. | SRRAJ (rajkumarsr43) | 70.88 | 100% | 2020-12-08 |
| 11. | paulamirada (4beth_esda) | 66.94 | 100% | 2020-10-06 |
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