The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20957. | DxB (phantoma) | 70.70 | 86% | 2016-06-29 |
| 20958. | Jude (philivey) | 70.70 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 20959. | ugluk (ugluk) | 70.70 | 94% | 2013-11-26 |
| 20960. | Lekamge (rlamarawansa) | 70.70 | 98% | 2013-04-25 |
| 20961. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 70.69 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 20962. | rohit (rohitkkr) | 70.69 | 96% | 2015-03-21 |
| 20963. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 70.69 | 94% | 2012-03-24 |
| 20964. | Lutjen (lutjen) | 70.68 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 20965. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 70.68 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 20966. | Zach (guitar_19_1992) | 70.68 | 92% | 2012-01-06 |
| 20967. | JMO (azjmorgan) | 70.68 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 20968. | Aleem Khan (aleemkirk) | 70.68 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
| 20969. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 70.68 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 20970. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 70.68 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 20971. | redarrows (redarrow) | 70.68 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 20972. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 70.68 | 96% | 2015-04-02 |
| 20973. | Matt (mattyice445) | 70.67 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 20974. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 70.67 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 20975. | Katherine (quirkydiva80) | 70.67 | 97.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 20976. | jimmyp (p3km) | 70.67 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 20977. | otomen (taroo90) | 70.67 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20978. | Alexander (alexsavleyev) | 70.67 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20979. | Worlds Bets (branchini) | 70.67 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 20980. | Gabriel (gabriel_uc) | 70.67 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 20981. | George (geochuu) | 70.67 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 20982. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 70.67 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 20983. | Philip (druidso) | 70.67 | 89% | 2013-10-12 |
| 20984. | Soup (k2824262) | 70.67 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 20985. | Poizon (abdulx8) | 70.66 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 20986. | Florin (florsis) | 70.66 | 95% | 2018-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |