The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9953. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 88.30 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9954. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 88.30 | 98% | 2016-05-13 |
| 9955. | Stefan (baltodk) | 88.30 | 93% | 2012-11-29 |
| 9956. | Nikita (neradov) | 88.29 | 99% | 2024-02-27 |
| 9957. | Reeves (porio) | 88.29 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9958. | Kyla (kdawg22) | 88.29 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 9959. | Jose (zapa666) | 88.29 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9960. | Jimmy (scuidward) | 88.29 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9961. | tris (trisywc) | 88.29 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 9962. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 88.29 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9963. | jliu54 (jliu54) | 88.28 | 98.3% | 2024-02-05 |
| 9964. | Paul (troll3rsk8tr) | 88.28 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 9965. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 88.28 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 9966. | a (yungskrunt) | 88.28 | 96% | 2017-01-14 |
| 9967. | Alex (snowmen777) | 88.28 | 98% | 2014-06-18 |
| 9968. | David (dmcchan) | 88.28 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
| 9969. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 88.27 | 99% | 2024-07-31 |
| 9970. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 88.27 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 9971. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 88.27 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9972. | BosslOL (midgetfap) | 88.27 | 96% | 2013-01-30 |
| 9973. | UnoriginalName (someguywhoh... | 88.26 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 9974. | gustav (knuten) | 88.26 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 9975. | xenopticon (morscodex) | 88.26 | 95.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| 9976. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 88.26 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 9977. | ไก่ (boiledchicken) | 88.25 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9978. | Vinzel (dukeofweselton) | 88.25 | 96.6% | 2023-12-23 |
| 9979. | Andy (gunwing54) | 88.25 | 95% | 2017-05-16 |
| 9980. | piglet (slaylet) | 88.24 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 9981. | tim (toxolzet) | 88.24 | 93% | 2011-08-27 |
| 9982. | cammy (cammywammy) | 88.23 | 98% | 2025-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |