The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13979. | Dr. Moose (warnugget) | 82.57 | 96.7% | 2024-05-15 |
| 13980. | iNflUx (influxo) | 82.57 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 13981. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 82.57 | 98% | 2024-01-19 |
| 13982. | Bob (b0bsag3t) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13983. | Ayush (kanodiaayush) | 82.57 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13984. | Dios (gembili666) | 82.57 | 98.3% | 2023-12-22 |
| 13985. | kilkuwu (kilkuwu) | 82.57 | 96% | 2024-04-13 |
| 13986. | Ed (manifesto) | 82.57 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 13987. | idell (notidell) | 82.57 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13988. | Kristinia Lyons (kmlyonsjoe... | 82.56 | 99% | 2025-05-18 |
| 13989. | chch (ramondino) | 82.56 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 13990. | R14N (dkov96) | 82.56 | 98% | 2025-10-30 |
| 13991. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 82.56 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 13992. | Steven (sk1ppy) | 82.56 | 89% | 2012-12-28 |
| 13993. | Justin (justintime17) | 82.56 | — | 2010-10-30 |
| 13994. | jack (jackracer23) | 82.56 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 13995. | JayZeeKay (jayzeekay) | 82.55 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 13996. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 82.55 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13997. | KENNETH (happydino) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 13998. | dayqpi (dayqpi) | 82.55 | 91% | 2016-11-02 |
| 13999. | Ashwin (ashwinrajeshcube) | 82.55 | 97% | 2025-06-17 |
| 14000. | Diza (diza) | 82.55 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 14001. | Nhat (chipmode) | 82.55 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14002. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 82.55 | 92% | 2015-09-16 |
| 14003. | Steven (mrdomino) | 82.55 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 14004. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 82.55 | 90% | 2012-01-27 |
| 14005. | sarah (sasbh2) | 82.55 | 98% | 2013-11-03 |
| 14006. | Sean (smor729) | 82.54 | 97.4% | 2024-10-17 |
| 14007. | GFY_CAPITAL (gfycapital) | 82.54 | 98.5% | 2025-02-25 |
| 14008. | Piotr (codemate) | 82.54 | 98.6% | 2024-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |