I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5091. | :) (bavadin) | 105.61 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 5092. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 105.60 | 100% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5093. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 105.60 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5094. | Mitchell (krunkyboy) | 105.60 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 5095. | Mars (shintengin) | 105.59 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 5096. | Monika (catsupempire) | 105.59 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 5097. | Golfingking (fastkinggolf) | 105.58 | 98.8% | 2024-04-18 |
| 5098. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 105.58 | 98.8% | 2023-07-23 |
| 5099. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 105.58 | 99% | 2018-10-24 |
| 5100. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 105.58 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5101. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 105.57 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5102. | Kenny (kennymccall9) | 105.57 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 5103. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 105.56 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 5104. | rocker (fastered) | 105.56 | 97.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 5105. | mart9n (mart9n) | 105.56 | 98.2% | 2025-02-28 |
| 5106. | ... (everclear) | 105.56 | 96.3% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5107. | Nguyen (dra_go) | 105.55 | 97.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 5108. | Walter (kair0z) | 105.55 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5109. | Ben Low (wongisdum) | 105.54 | 98.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| 5110. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 105.54 | 99.4% | 2023-05-27 |
| 5111. | vietabg (vietabg) | 105.54 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 5112. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 105.54 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5113. | da (causenetsofv) | 105.54 | 100% | 2022-10-18 |
| 5114. | tim (ttim1) | 105.53 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 5115. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 105.53 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 5116. | Luke (balancedlife) | 105.53 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5117. | hunter (huntervvv) | 105.52 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 5118. | Workbean (workbean) | 105.52 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5119. | Jimbo (bananza_fan) | 105.52 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5120. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 105.51 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |